Husbands In Goa Page #6

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I will hold the baggage.

I will carry it.

Come.

To be honest, that

is why I didn't marry...

Come in, consider it your own home.

Sunnycha, let the women sleep

here. We will sleep outside.

But who is this?

He is someone important to us.

Naive! Might have been your father!

I'll take care of everything.

Hello, just get up.

No body touching!

Sunnycha, get up.

Who? What?

Who are all of you women?

These are our... achayan can

see them as your sisters, right?

Come here, I need to

tell you something.

What's wrong with you people?

Just come here.

Tell me what the matter is. Tell

what the matter is. Why are you...

Since when start being

so angry towards women?

When the effect of alcohol wears

off, I'll be furious with women.

Achayan should cooperate.

What are you saying I should do?

We promised we

would give them our berth.

Our berth? Who said so?

I won't give my berth!

Oh, you needn't give yours.

Ours can be given, right?

So, where will you sleep?

We will sleep outside.

So, me and women? And

get my chastity ruined?

You won't lose what you don't

have. They are young girls.

They don't know anything.

I won't lose my chastity, right?

Nothing. You will be more

like a fatherfigure.

Ok, ok, come come come.

Can someone become

a father within a night?

They might say they solved it.

He got really scared

when I got angry.

He is very scared of my anger.

Hey, move. I want the lower berth.

One berth shouldn't walk!

Does anyone have objection?

Hey, no. No.

You go sleep. Should I help you

in getting on to your berth?

This is our berth, we'll sleep here.

What?

I meant, you sleep here.

This is my blanket, you

can use, if you want.

It might stink a bit.

It's mine, give it here.

Get out, get out.

Yes, yes. Go sleep, kids, go.

Come and sleep.

People come in at the dead of

night, to disturb others!

We'll see later.

See you.

Oh, can't say...there are

so many stories like this.

Once, a Hindi movie, shooting

happening at Switzerland...

song, song. Sharukh

Khan is the hero.

Sharukh Khan?

He is lying down like this...

- Juhi Chawla on his lap.

It's a kissing scene,

- give me a kiss give me a kiss.

Not smart enough.

Finally, I fixed.

One tight close, one wide

long. I should take, right?

The stupid director

came in between.

No use of saying. He spoke some

nonsense, I gave him back properly

Give me your hand!

Isn't he director the important

person in a movie?

That's simply said. The

cameraman is everything.

Cameraman is the one who decides,

he is the one who takes everything.

Can a shot be taken without a

camera? Ya, that is the problem.

Didn't all of you sleep?

We forgot our mobile

phones, that's why.

Oh, all three of you?

Why did you say they are not good

to be spoken to, they aren't right?

They are all decent people.

Oh no, when did we say all that?

Don't believe what he is saying.

It's his trick.

Yes.

Ah, let it be.

I wasn't feeling sleepy. So,

thought I'd sit and talk to them.

My perceptions about

ladies have changed.

Without women,

world does not exist.

Tell us the remaining story.

Ya, tell the story.

So, where did we stop?

Don't you go to the toilet at night?

Hey, what are you doing?

No, I was just asking where

she gets her hair cut.

Go, go.

Go.

Let me leave. I'm taking this.

Draw the curtain and leave!

Close, close.

Ya, this director. He's

been running around a lot.

-And, right behind him, me.

-Around 1, 1 half or 3 kms.

Oh, Abhirami, I'll roll.

Leave, we reached Goa. Here.

Hold mine, also.

No, I'll come.

Careful.

It's been a long time since

I travelled in a train.

I usually travel only

by flight. Just for a change.

I'll cut you.

Down, go down.

Put your knife down.

Don't come forward, go down.

If you take one step

further, I'll finish the girl.

I hit a producer in

this style, long back.

This is my place. If someone

comes to play over here,

I won't leave anyone. This is CI

Imran Khalid. Take him. Go!

He is a very dangerous man.

We don't know Hindi well,

sir. We are from Kerala.

Oh, you are Malayalis, huh?

It'sjust been one week

since I took charge here.

I got a transfer and came

in order to clean up Goa.

Even if it is my relative who creates

problems, I will break his bones!

-And that thing you did

with your leg, I liked that!

I used to make fights on

movie sets. It's a variant of it.

No, no. To pull them

back during a fight...

Goa is one of the best tourist spots.

And has enough problems, too

Don't get into trouble

If a Malayali is the one responsible,

I'll hit them extra. Understood?

Understood, sir.

So, let us leave.

So, let you leave.

Fine.

I'll call you.

Welcome to Goa.

Get in, I was watching everything.

I understood everyone's taste.

Taste? What taste?

If you want to make your Goa trip an

unforgettable one, get into my car.

- Or if you just want to drink

and go around Goa simply,

- then find another car.

Hey Mr., for us, just

seeing around Goa is...

Not enough.

Not enough.

Not enough.

Start the vehicle!

Hey, look.

A foreigner lady wearing underwear.

There are people here

who don't wear it as well.

My dear sirs, massage, health

club, pub, whatever you want,

you can ask this Vasco without

any shame. I'll arrange it.

Vasco, the name is good.

My real name was

Vasu Kollanjampally.

When I came to Goa, made it

stylish and changed to Vasco.

Vasco, Vasco, is there

massage over here, for real?

You're asking if there's

massage in Goa?

- That's the only thing over here!

Then, let's go for a

massage and carry on...

True! Last week, while making a

masala dosa for Tina,

- I had thought about massage.

- Be patient, we have lots of time!

Get out, get out, let me see.

Sirs, should I stay or go and...

What about the luggage?

They will take it.

So, we will just freshen

up and get ready.

- You roam around and get back.

Sir, keep my card. Call

me if there's anything urgent.

Urgent meaning?

- Urgent meaning...

Will surely call.

Nice resort, right? Looks

like Kottiyoor temple.

Happy chicken days, sorry, holidays.

My God! Foreign man, I

should have been born as you!

Beautiful underwear!

Brother, Vasco da

Gama, Columbus ..

-And all must have set

out to see the world like this,

- right? Because they

couldn't beartheir wives?

They must also have met a

Sunnychan on the way.

And going around the

country must have turned into..

- Going around the world.

Notjust in the bedroom at home,

- I want to sleep in the

hotel's suite room, too.

Tomorrow, I don't have

to roll around the temple!

I don't have to make food.

I don't have to study.

From where did I hear a voice

like it had swallowed an echo?

Does he have a daughter?

Come, let's check.

Hello. Hello, daughter, can

you hear? Can you hear?

This is me, your

Sunnychan. Sunnycha...

Where are you now?

We are on duty now.

If you're free tomorrow, come over.

We'll have a good time. And,

there are lots more stories to tell.

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