Husbands In Goa Page #9

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Ancestors were right

What belongs to

Caesar belongs to Caesar.

- What belongs to McDowells

belongs to McDowells.

Should not bring

strangers into our lives

What trouble is this now?

Come in

Who is it?

Sir, I am Vasco

Vasu you Go.

Sir why is there a mood out?

Man comes to this earth

alone, he leaves alone.

Then isn't it better that he lives

here alone. Isn't that a logic

One of my cousins was just like this.

Every time he lost his head,

he would sit and talk

Sir, I will come later.

Wait there.

The ones who were with

me left me stranded,

- may be I am a bit sad about it.

That is why I came here. Let

the ones who left you just go,

Three new people have come.

I am not befriending

anyone anymore.

This is not a guy but some

three Malayali women.

They are put up in a

cottage next to the next one.

They were looking for men

in the city and on the beach.

Are you interested sir?

Am I not a man?

If you have any doubts, we will

sort it out here and then go

I don't want to be ashamed there.

Let us go.

They have just walked in. They

might be just changing there dress.

I will change the dress for them.

Shouldn't I have some work to do?

Stop being impatient sir.

That is cool. 4 men and 3 women.

Should I laugh or cry?

What did you say? If they

have to go, let them go.

My kids cannot leave

their brother like this.

Can you just leave,

- the younger and the elder brothers

have got to discuss something

I have even bigger things to say.

Sunny sir knows about it

In the cottage next to the next

one, a few ladies have come.

The tall girl with curls

is perfect for sunny sir.

There is a fair one who looks like a

bird, even that would suit sir.

Then there is one who

looks like a hungry horse....

- You can take that one sir.

And for you sir, I ...

No, you won't be good for him.

No, not that. I said I

will get a good girl.

Can you stop this? We are

not in a state to hear this.

Vasco, You don't have divide.

I will come and take the

measurements and decide.

You go and I will

get drunk and come.

They are a bit expensive,

carry some extra money.

So you people take some rest.

I will go and get some rest.

Sunny brother, our wives

have cheated on us.

Just like us, they have

come here as well

They have come to

Goa without telling us.

To have fun with other men

Sunny brother, we are

almost on the verge of crying

Ok, can you tell me everything in

detail? What happened?

So that is the how the situation is.

Women. They will slaughter

us with a smile.

Plead with tears and cheat by

tempting by MT Vasudev.

Why do they say, 'T ying knot'

- because with marriage a

woman ties the man down.

I see my wedding video everyday

and rewind it. You know why?

So that I can see hertaking

off the ring that she put on me.

She walk back and then get

into the car and leave forever.

We didn't want you to

explain things like this..

- But to help us in such a situation.

One minute, what if we

are buying a rope because

- we heard a bull gave birth to a calf

Which bull are you talking about?

What if we are

misunderstanding them?

They might have got bored at home

- and so they decided

to travel to Goa.

- What if they are

planning to call us from here?

I have got drunk a 5 or

Let us do one thing.

You call your wives.

If there is no deceit there then they

will tell you that they are in Goa.

But if they say that I

will chop my hair off.

In that case call them Govind.

Call call

God she should say that she is Goa

Yeah she will say that. She won't lie.

Hey put that on loudspeaker

My husband is

calling. Shall I answer

Yes answer

Put that on Loudspeaker

Hail Goddess

Tell me Govind

How are you Abhirami?

Am good. I was just thinking

about you Govind.

How are the prayers going?

It is all good Abhirami.

Where are you, are you outside

somewhere near the beach?

I am in Goa.. Govind's I mean

for govind's well being

- I am in Krishna Temple.

The temple where I make you roll

every week, in that temple.

There is a special prayer today.

I will be going to Teena and

Veena's house after this.

The prayer has started

I will give you a call later.

I smash you up.

What all did you say?

My dear hair, you have

a great life ahead

Cheats. They don't know

that we are in Goa

Frauds they don't know

that we are in Goa

Tomorrow onwards we will find

where they are in Goa

And then find there lies.

And then send them

the divorce notice

When they get that,

they will be disturbed.

They will come and beg

But we won't give in

We should be rock solid.

And then we should tell them

on the face good bye.

Good bye forever

What happened?

But Abhirami did cheat

me. Four times a day

Are you paying attention?

Yes

goes to the temple.

This devotion is all fake.

Do you know why these

women go to temple?

To enjoy the statues

on the walls on the temples..

And what about my

wife taking classes.

To mingle with young boys.

And what about my

wife not doing any work?

To maintain their body and

attract young men like me

We roamed around Goa with Sania

but we didn't do anything nasty.

Why?

Because our hearts are good

Say it the other way round.

The heart is impure.

Just because you didn't find an

opportunity the body remains pure.

I got an opportunity but I didn't

Anyways, they cheated on you.

Now there is only

one thing to give back.

That would be to

cheat on them back

You guys come

Where are you off to?

To cheat,

Vasco told me

- that there are three women

getting ready to be cheated upon

Let us go and cheat on them

We don't want to cheat

anyone. I am bored of my life.

Life is not to be bored

with but to be enjoyed.

You just come along, I

will cheat from the front.

You cheat from behind

God created woman

from a man's spine,

so man has got a

right on the woman .

So if we didn't have a spine, there

would have been no problem.

No brother, we don't want this.

An eye for an eye. Atooth for a

tooth. Cheating for cheating.

I don't have a mood to cheat.

Brother, they have lost their things

I can fix up the

thing but it is a bit risky.

You are a malayali?

When I say you fooling around I

knew you must be a malayali

Only a Malayali can understand the

emotions of another Malayali

Don't stand here. Stand there, let

me talk to them and figure it out.

What is he going to talk

Keep it there.

There is no charm on their

faces, how do I start?

Is everything all right?

Why is there a sadness

on your face?

You are becoming a nuisance.

I am a malayali, how can I not dive

my nose into somebody else issue?

Will you leave?

Before I leave I wanted

to say something

I am not sure how to say it

A couple of waiters,

I meant a couple of guys

are waiting. Young guys.

Didn't understand.

Just for company sake. To

have some fun at night.

They already look in hurry.

Should I call them in.

To have some fun

We should call the police.

Oh ok I think I made

a mistake. Forgive me.

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