Hyeongsa sucheob

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It was when summer

was almost over.

It was rainin'

a hell of a lot.

Do you also fix

broken things?

I can fix anythin' except

makin' a hag into a maiden.

Then could you

fix this, too?

Oh my, you must pack

a big punch down there.

How hard could

you have peed

to break that steel

bedpan into pieces?

When I arrived at her home

to bring the fixed bedpan,

the rain suddenly stopped.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hello?

Who's there?

Yes, it's me, the blacksmith

you visited down below.

How much did you

say it cost?

Man, I'm so darn coldafter

gettin' drenched out there.

A drink is better than

any money if you

got any booze.

Don't know if a young maiden living

alone like me would have any.

I did buy some raw rice wine

to make vinegar two days ago.

But where could it be?

Could it be there?

Where could it be?

Here?

There?

Or here?

Where could it be?

Where is it?

Where could it be?

Oh boy, her tight butt looked

like it was gonna burst.

I just wanted to sink

my teeth into it.

- What?

- What the hell?

What happened next?

- Hurry up.

- Quickly.

Tell us!

- Then she...

- Shut up!

You low class bastards.

I can't concentrate, damn it!

What? "Low class bastards"?

What? And they aren't?

You low class bastards.

Try some taffy! Taffy!

I got taffy a young widow likes

to eat on a lonely night!

Taffy that's as white

as a baby's thigh.

If you have taffy white

as a baby's thigh...

Then got one as big as

my pecker?

I got all sizes, some even

big as a palace crossbeam.

The sun's falling over the mountain,

and this taffy is running out fast

This booze isn't just booze

Drink!

It's a potion to make

you live forever.

Now, come and drink.

- Try out a few sips.

- Can I use my two nuts as tab?

Depending on the nuts.

If the piece is solid,

drink for free.

Thief!

Catch him!

- Taffy! Come buy some taffy!

- Watch where you put your hand!

Don't just salivate,

come buy some taffy now.

I'm gonna break your wrists!

Lady, have some taffy.

Test it out.

Come here.

Hey, you have to pay first!

- What the hell?

- Oh my, I'm sorry.

- What are you looking at?

- You little...

I oughta...

Let's go.

You're lucky

I'm a busy man today.

Money!

Money!

Protect the wagon!

Money!

Money!

Protect the money!

I'm a police officer!

Freeze!

Do or die.

Do or die.

Do or die.

I mean, if you surrender,

I'll let you alive!

So put that thing down fast

and be a good boy.

I knew you'd do that.

I knew!

Don't let a single sack go!

That way!

Gross!

Ouch, that hurt.

What blockhead bumped into me?

Who the hell?

Me? I'm nothin' special.

I'm just Detective Namsoon!

Now you're completely surrounded.

What's a crazy b*tch

like you doin' here?

Go.

I said go.

I said go.

Go.

I said go.

I said go!

- Where is he?

- Yes?

I said where is he?

Where's who?

Want a taste of a b*tch

who's really lost her mind?

Where is he?

The bald guy with

an eye patch.

The short, fast-walking one.

He's the one you're

looking for, right?

You know him, too. Right?

Pardon?

See?

Now he puts his tail down since

we're talking nice to him.

Use your mouth not your

fist next time.

He's human, not a beast.

So beating him won't

make him listen!

Oh my! How could you do

this to him?

Anyway,

he came this way,

so where could he have gone?

In the toilet? In the well?

On the roof?

Well, mind if I ask you

who you are?

Come on, don't need to

be scared!

We're not out to check IDs

for prostitutes,

nor or we out to find liquor

illegally stashed away.

So don't be scared.

Just quickly tell us

where he is.

We'll go quietly

like a silent fart,

without you asking us to.

All I know is that

his name is Eel.

That's right.

That bastard is so fast he slips

away like an eel all the time.

Well, his real name can't be Eel,

so what is it?

You should know already that

Ma is one vicious guy.

If I open my mouth, he'll stab me!

So I can't tell you!

Hey, you're trying to send

me to Hell, too?

I'd like to settle

things if we can.

So what's his name?

Ma the Lizard?

So he must run

as fast as a lizard.

Where does he live?

Where he eats and shits

all the time.

Right, okay.

And from there?

I know the rest.

I've seen a lot of

fast fighters,

but I haven't seen anyone

as fast as him.

There's a saying that

someone poked a thorn

out of a speeding tiger's paw.

I guess that kind of person

really exists.

Unfortunately, we haven't

found any clues

to the counterfeit incident

that erupted today.

All probable suspects

were killed by that masked man

who popped up and vanished.

Since not a single person

was able to

get a good look at his face,

it's currently difficult to draw

his picture montage.

This was picked up in the market

during the day.

Take a good look at them.

At first glance,

they look like real money.

If you take a closer look,

the engraving is very rough.

That can happen if the

heating is not right.

Although it's a hunch,

I think...

It's really strange.

They're not just a few coins...

But there are tons...

Of fake money circulating...

In the capital city...

So something's up.

First, make sure that none

of this leaks out and causes havoc.

Make a montage of at least

half of that

masked man's face, spread it,

and probe around in secret.

Then something will

eventually come up.

Who the hell,

and for what reason

did this person fake

so many coins?

There's a shitload of fake

money goin' around.

Prices are gonna

reach sky-high.

I had a bulk of money,

but all I could buy

were some eggs.

But I heard the money

looks real.

My money-lovin' big brother

can't even tell if it's

real or not anymore.

can I even do business

if I don't know

what money's real?

Fake money's all over the place,

even in my Choonchung Province.

Think that's all? Haejoo,

Kaesung, Anhdong, Namwon.

They're all over the country.

If this keeps up,

this damn country

will go belly up.

I still have the right to

speak my mind.

Son of a b*tch,

what's he staring at?

Oh my, leaving already?

Was it tasty?

Hey, this money is fake!

How dare you accuse me!

I just got this money

after selling something.

Take a good look at it.

Can't you read

the official seal?

You can't even read at all.

Yeah, I can't read, so what?

Anyway, I can't take

this money!

Can I take a quick look at it?

Oh my, how can a young boy

like you be so darn pretty?

If only you weren't a boy,

I'd have some great fun with you.

Oh my, how could

your hands be so soft?

Oh, how wonderful.

If you were younger than me,

you'd already be dead.

Scram!

And your voice is even pretty.

I'm gonna crush your balls!

Oh no!

Namsoon!

The money's real!

I can never leave you

alone for even a minute!

I bet it hurts a lot.

Let me take a look.

Ouch!

Each person died from

a single strike.

I also found out that

the dead prosecutors are fakes.

Oh boy, fake money circulates,

and now fake

prosecutors are in it.

Goodness, the whole world is

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