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The final round 'Champion of Champions'

will happen at 5 pm.

Hey, jump across the backyard fence

and run away!

Else, I'll do you in here.

'Look at that!

Look at the face who's going to do me in!

If you are scared of losing,

you run away!

Hey, lock the doors.

The winner 'Erikarai' Lingesan...

will be crowned by the chief guest

'Supreme Star' Sarathkumar...

as 'Mr Tamilnadu,

Champion of Champions'.

Maintaining body well, sir.

- Congrats.

Thanks a lot, sir.

- Keep it up!

Thanks, doctor.

Without your sponsorship,

I wouldn't have come this far.

Just say your hard work hasn't gone waste.

Thanks, doctor.

Greetings, son.

Delighted!

Every year, the one who wins

in the body building competition...

...becomes the model

of our 'Shakthi Mitra' company.

This year, you will be the model.

Here's the advance 1500 rupees. Happy?

What, oldie?

Do you stop with selling 'Shakthi Mitra'?

Had you licked the bottle cap daily,

wouldn't you have put on some muscle?

Forget it.

What's the use at this age?

Son, my agents will contact you.

See you.

Thanks, brother.

You have spoilt my future, haven't you'?

I'll make sure you don't have a future!

Hey!

Hello.

108, Ambulance service?

Come to Pattinapakkam Valluvar Street

immediately.

In house number 18,

a man is fighting for his life.

Hey! What's this?

Who is it?

You?

What are you going to do?

Are you going to kill me?

More than that!

Hey, Open the door.

Hello. Where?

Shoot at AVM?

5 boys? I'll bring them.

Order a hefty breakfast, my dear!

Super. Super.

Hey, weigh this and tell me how much.

What are you looking at?

Just weigh it!

What, man? You gave 2 rupees

and lifted a 400 rupees magazine?

Yeah, I remembered. They have called for

five 'gym boys' in AVM. You, coming?

Hey, what?

Sarcastic, eh?

Asking me to come as a gym boy!

Who am I? Mr Tamilnadu!

Whether Mr Tamilnadu or Mr Chettinadu...

If you come, there's a benefit.

Whatever it is, I'm not coming.

Okay. Don't come as 'gym boy'.

Come as 'drool boy'.

'Drool Boy?

What are you saying, man?

It is an advertisement shoot.

Know who is coming? Your girl!

Diya?

Really?

Then what? Unreally'!

Hey, a fly might get in and take a poop.

Close your mouth.

Did you make this at 4 am?

The chutney is stale. Pour the sambar!

When will she come?

What to do with him?!

The ADs themselves are sitting quiet

and he's worried!

Hey, boys! All alert!

Madam is here.

Yuck! This guy, is it?

Give me another ldli.

Yes. Stop, 'Terra star!

Who let you inside AVM?

Didn't I tell you

there's Endhiran shooting in second floor?

What's with the two lines on your head?

- Part Two.

I'll pour this stale chutney on your face!

Go!

Has Katrina come?

- Yes. Waiting for you.

Is he really acting as Chitti?

- No, sir...

He is acting as the mental person

who keeps saying that.

Has he become mental?

He is a method actor, sir.

He becomes the part he plays.

He looks like a pot himself

and this one is a bucket for him!

Look at his face!

Go!

Hey! Move aside!

You made a fuss to come as a 'gym boy'.

Now, why show off?

Why squeeze oranges on my shoulder?

Introduce me.

Madam! Excuse me.

We are your circle of protection.

'Gym boys'.

He is a mad fan of yours.

Why don't you say a hello?

Come close.

Hey, sexy body, man.

Thanks, madam.

Mr Tamilnadu, madam.

Oh wow! Congrats.

Thanks, madam.

Only his body is like Arnold's.

His heart is like a granny's pancake!

So very soft.

This is my visiting card, madam.

Your autograph, madam.

Put it, madam. He's not just your fan...

He's your mixer, grinder,

washing machine, everything...

All he watches on TV

are your advertisements. -Really?

Oh yes! Because you endorsed it,

he bought nighty, bra and sanitary napkins.

Oh God!

Thanks, madam!

Thank you.

Hi, Diya!

Hi

Where are you going, Kailash?

It's okay, ma'am. We'll wait outside.

What's the plan for the evening, babe?

Let's go out for dinner.

And then...

Then, let's have some fun!

Real fun!

You know what I mean?

Diya, have some heart.

How long I've been asking!

Sorry, John. No matter how long you ask,

my answer is still no.

Hey, how long are you going to be

'goody-goody' like this?

It's outdated, man.

Everyone is enjoying their life.

It's very common in our profession.

Look, John!

I'm not that type.

I love my profession.

That's why I'm doing modeling.

Don't expect anything else from me.

Hey, come on.

Don't take life so seriously.

There is nothing wrong in it, baby.

Tonight...

Come inside. The director will shout.

Let's get ready.

Please go outside.

- Sir, he's our chief guest!

Okay! Stand-by, please. Roll camera.

- Rolling.

Oh no, the mountain is down!

The mountain is down!

Bring some water.

What happened?

Madam, as he saw you in an ldli cloth,

he fainted.

Lingesa!

Lingesa! Get up!

What happened, Mr Tamilnadu?

Oh no! He's gone into a coma!

Madam!

Madam, please close your Google!

Call the ambulance.

Somebody take care of him.

Diya, come, let's take this shot.

This is my beauty secret...

Nature power soap.

Madam!

He is your fan.

Can we click a pic?

Okay, sure.

- Come, come.

Are you alright, Mr Tamilnadu?

- Yes, madam.

As all your spare parts are covered,

no problem! -Click, man.

Why such a big gap between you both?

Come closer.

High sugar isn't a disease.

It's a condition.

If it is kept in control,

then no problem.

Some sugar-free chocolates for you!

Thanks, doctor.

Even after Diya's soap ad contract

has expired, they are still telecasting it.

Did you inquire about it?

I have spoken to the lawyer.

Have informed them to stop the ads.

What news about the ECR land registration?

They are quoting too high.

I have let it soak for some time.

They will come down.

What's it, Diya?

As there's no pressure,

the shower is running a thin stream.

Hi, uncle!

Hey, Diya...

how many times have I asked you

not to call me uncle? Just call me 'Vasu'.

How can I? I have been calling you that,

from when I was a small kid.

Suddenly, how can I change?

Doctor, this plumber is not turning up.

If you know someone, ask them to come.

Mom, this is too much.

Because uncle is helpful, looks like

you'll tell him to clear the drainage next.

Hey, Diya! What's there?

Let her tell.

Am I going to actually do it?!

If I make a call, they will come.

And Diya, a small gift for you.

Thank you, uncle.

Listen, Elumalai.

Come to 2, Krishna street immediately.

Doctor, another help.

- Mom!

Her co-actor John

seems to be troubling her continuously.

Could you look into that?

Where's the shoot today?

Your dad?

This is Dr Vasudevan.

He is like our guardian.

- Oh!

This is John.

- Ma'am, shot is ready.

I heard that you are misbehaving with Diya.

I'm the one treating

higher police officials, ministers, etc.

Hope you understand what I mean.

What, Diya? Like a school kid,

you are bringing your uncle!

How about tonight?

Come closer.

Let's place the shot.

Give this to the artiste.

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