I Hate Luv Storys Page #2

- J!

He was watching a film yesterday

Oh that reminds me, did

you actually watch that film?.

Yes.

- And he praised it a lot too

Really?. You liked it so much?.

I wasn't talking about the film,

I was talking about you!

It was Veer only who hurt

himself in his childhood right?.

No! That was me!

Oh really?.

Long story Veer!

Dude, its' a graph!

However insolent a girl is..

..she is that hot as well,

directly proportional

Simran is only so hot,

but she is jacking..

..your case quite badly,

its a total loss!

But I think she is a

little hotter than that!

How does it matter my friend?. In

any case you have to pack up soon

Do one thing, on your

way out throw an egg on her

A Simran, this is Jay, Jay Dhingra..

..Oh ya he doesn't

like his last name..

..its not cool, anyways

ill see you in a bit - Ok

So you complained about me right?.

Fine, but this was

a very cheap shot

Jay Dhingra, you spoke a

lot of rubbish yesterday..

..and I did not say anything

But don't forget l

am your senior here

In this office there will be

only professional talks, no rubbish

You will not argue with anyone

and will do only whatever..

..you are told to do

I want the production plans now

NOW!!

And Jay Dhingra,

Best of Luck again!

What just happened?.

This Simran chic is so..

Stupid! He is so stupid

It's such a good job, such a good

set up, but he doesn't care about it

Jaan!

Leave that Jay in office only

Why are you spoiling your mood?.

Hi

I tried leaving him in office

Here, Veer has sent this..

welcome gift

How sweet!

- Hey

Hey Hey, I'm J

Hi Jay, Raj Dholakia

Uh Raj Dholakia it's J

You should try the wine, it's

really good, I packed it myself

Sorry friend, but l

don't drink on weekdays

And today Simran has made lobsters,

I'm saving place for that

Simran, you try the wine

Even I don't drink on weekdays

Wow, a match made in heaven!

Yeah.. So tell me, what do you do?.

I'm an investment banker from London

Wow! Stocks, number crunching,

trading and all of that

Your dam smart!

Thanks

- Yeah

Uh, why don't you join us?. Dinner?.

Uh no thanks

By the way, I drink on weekdays!

And even we want some privacy

Oh, oh Sorry

Uh no..

Hey dude listen, nice shirt,

Red, Nice red

Thanks

What?. He's sweet, poor thing,

he was ok.. Simran!

Even Raj thought that jerk was sweet

Was I over reacting?.

Simran! Simran! Simran!

Hi

You know I was

thinking Of you all night

You look really pretty at night

Oh.. I, I'm joking!

Look, I know we didn't

start off on the right note..

..it was my fault, I'm sorry

Let it go

Hey, will you be my friend?.

Ah Great, so now that we are

friends, can I ask you something?.

Sure

Why do you roam around with this

flower?. Does Raj give it to you?.

Yes

Everyday?. One white

flower?. Is it in mourning?.

What?.

Listen, do you seriously love Raj?.

I mean, come on, you

look So good at night..

..I would give you

Easily

But I wouldn't

give him more than a 4

What are you trying to say?.

Raj.. Dholakia

Have you forgotten

your name?. Jay "Dhingra"?.

I am different and

his shirt was ugly

Infact it was fugly, you

understand fugly right?.

How dare you?. You

said his shirt was nice!

Listen I'm seriously

telling you, he is very boring..

..he doesn't have

wine on weekdays, why?.

Because he might have a

hangover the next morning but..

..that Gujju boy

was eating lobster..

..what if his

stomach got upset then?.

Just shut up, I had

asked you to behave

But that was in office!

And now we are friends!

Why you getting so angry?.

I was just doing some time pass.

You girls really overact,

seriously!

I thought I could give you another

chance but I don't think so

I want these properties, now

Why do you want

everything right that moment?.

It's for a girls room,

you won't have any problem

All this girls stuff and me?.

Come on yeah.. I..

What's happening guys?.

I was just sending Jay to get

some properties for Priya's room

And we wanted to know if you

had any special requirements

Hmm, Scene number 18 right?.

Sanjana's introduction shot,

Sanjana is sleeping on her bed

The first ray of light wakes her up

Romantic music is playing

I need everything, stuffed toys..

.. heart shaped pillows, balloons..

.. colourful bedspreads with

flowers on them, colours, colours

I want a lot of colours,

but mostly pink

Confused?.

Don't think like a boy Jay,

think like a girl

Think like a girl, my boy!

I hated it when she

smiled like that

We meet tomorrow at the office

at 9:
.00 am.. meeting with Veer

Hell and.. heaven

I was clear, a person

works so that he can enjoy life

If I cannot enjoy my life,

what is the point in working?.

Now step 2, looking

for single girls

The rules were simple

Singles don't sit

like boring couples

Single girls don't talk to

their boyfriends on the phone

And couples never drink so much

Hey..

- Hey

I can solve your problem

- Sorry?.

You are drinking here alone,

there has to be some problem

There is no problem

But I have a big problem

I cannot party alone..

I'm J

- Giselle

What do you do?.

Investment banker, Mery lynch

Oh - Filmy kind of boys

don't look cool

Nice

- That's why..

I hate the crowd on

the dance floor

There is not even one nice couple

You think we should change that?.

If you say no, then

I will kill myself

Really

And like always, fate!

J?.

What are you doing

in the ladies toilet?.

I'm waiting for my cousin,

she is inside

J, have you met my friend?.

She really helped me inside

Really?. How nice!

Do you know even Simran's

boyfriend works at Mery Lynch..

.. just like my boyfriend!

Boyfriend?. He's your boyfriend?.

Oh Simran! You are

Raj's girlfriend right?.

Raj who wears really fugly shirts,

how nice to meet you!

Jaan, I don't want to meet Raj

here, this is not a corporate party

Don't feel bad..

You know..

- Uh you work in bollywood right?.

Right yeah. I have hear your

quite insolent, and abuse a lot

You should speak nicely to people,

they will feel nice

Bye

These love stories are so stupid,

but since I have seen you

Raj!

- Jay!

Raj Dholakia, my man

What a shirt! Look, Look

Blue, how nice right?.

Thanks, what are you doing here?.

What does a person

do in the toilet Raj?.

Yea but..

What is this?.

It's our anniversary

today, small gift

When did you get married?.

No no, not that one, the other one

Oh, naughty boy, naughty boy!

No no its not like that, we

started dating on this date

Awe, how sweet! Yeah

You know, next year it will

also be our anniversary, same day!

We can celebrate

together! I love bankers!

Jaan, we should go

Jaan, we should go, come on

Uh Simran, you should talk to your

staff nicely, even outside office!

Sh*t!

You practice yoga a lot right?.

Yeah power yoga, how do you know?.

What's for breakfast?. You promised

me I would get whatever I want

That line was not for breakfast

And then she went on saying the

same thing Just louder and louder

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