I Hate Luv Storys Page #4

join us for dinner?.

With your parents?.

I promise, you will not get bored

Why haven't you got married yet?.

Mom!!

No aunty, I haven't found

anyone special that is why

Can I help?.

Mumma!

What Mumma Mumma?.

You don't get married yourself,

why don't you let him get married?.

Will a Gujrati girl do?.

Mumma, you know what

I'm leaving ok?.

Hey, hey, hey calm down!

Actually aunty, there was this girl

Oh

I really really loved her

Ok

But my mom did not like her

Why dint she like her?.

Because she was bisexual

I mean, she batted for both teams

But I like girls

that like girls, I'm ok

Mom, J is joking, he is

not interested in marriage..

..and he does not have

any serious girlfriend

Oh

Wow! Your a Casanova type?.

In my time, even I was

like you, like a tiger

Really?.

But nowadays, I stay

at home like a housecat

I think I need another drink

Cheers!

Don't worry, it happens,

it happens with everyone

Son, I thought you

were going to kill him

No Uncle, when someone

behaves badly with..

..their staff I don't like it

Now means?.

Nikhil, he wants me to

go back to the office.

Problem?.

Hope not

Suddenly I felt like l

was standing there alone

Why?.

Mozart, Beethoven.. right!

Hi Veer

You just disappeared?. Have

you joined Simran's team?.

Veer you only asked me

to join Simran's team

Don't argue

Go get ready, the actors are

coming to read their dialogues

Rajiv and Priya?.

- Yes

Guys now this was an epic,

we are making a saga..

Guys meet Jay, new AD

Uh Jay, so Jay

J:

Jay

J:

- Jay

Yeah

Jay who takes the auditions here?.

Nikhil - So where is

my best friend Nikhil?.

Taking auditions

Of girls?.

No kids

Jay Jay Jay,

are the kids' moms hot?.

Rajiv come on lets do this now

Yeah yeah..

- Positions now come..

Sanjana is getting

married to someone else

Everyone is celebrating karvachaut

And at that time,

Sanjana's house catches fire

Sanjana's dupatta gets burnt

And now Sanjana is in a coma

She is fighting for her life

And at that time Rahul comes and..

Get up Sanju, Get up

I know you can hear everything..

..your just acting to

fight with me and trouble me

Get up Sanju, say something please

I love you Rahul

What can I say Simran?.

Look we do have problems

But why, I don't know

Nowadays l..

Anyway.. I'm going

to Delhi tomorrow

When I come back, please

give me my Simran back

Please

This was not fate!

I've got into the habit

of going home together

Raj and you have

fought again right?.

How do you know?.

The glasses, you are

the filmy type

Whenever I am sad..

I don't know Jay,

everything was normal up till now

But now I feel like

something is missing

The magic?.

Yeah J, the magic, the love..

I don't know where

it has disappeared

The magic has

disappeared! How tragic!

There is nothing like

magic Simran, its in your head

You need to keep the spice

fresh in every relationship

So all these people need your help

Yeah and you too

This must be a joke for you,

but I know what this magic is

You know even PC Sarkar must

not believe so much in magic

I don't want to argue with you

All I am saying is

that I was happy first

And you are not now, obviously

What does that mean?.

Ok, to be happy you need to

be a little carefree but you..

So many tantrums,

so many boundaries,

Like there is some big wall and

you are stuck in it like Anarkali

Break that wall Simran, Break free

Sex, Every problem has just

one solution - How?. - Have Sex

Do you have this everyday?.

No, No, Normally we have beer,

But today for the first time

- shots

Why?.

Guaranteed drunkenness!!

Don't you think only

one of us should rink?.

See, this is exactly

what I'm talking about

Come on, Let go!

Come on.

- Ok

Next one next one

I love shots

Peter! I love shots

From today, I'll

have shots everyday

So tell me, what's the problem?.

I forgot

Shots!

Ok look, I'm not

saying that you.. everyday

You will become Devdas

But sometimes it's

good to loose control

Will you dance?.

- No You should dance

Excuse me, my friend

has a huge crush on you

No he is lying, he

has a crush on you

No no what was that

Ok will you dance with me?.

- No - Come on

No way

- Come on - No No No

Guys, excuse me

I just found out

that my wife is pregnant

Ask her to dance with me, come on

I told you, I am an innocent boy

That's it?.

What else do you want to do?.

Hey gabbar

Gabbar Singh! Your mood

is not good today also?.

Basanti ran away right?.

Why don't you make do with Dhanno?.

Look, Look, Look my first

girlfriend was from your village

We were neighbours

Is your mustache real?.

For the first time I woke up

in the morning and thought

What has happened

to my perfect life.

I love the rains

I'm shocked

Shut up

Hey that's a nice one yeah,

can I keep that?.

I will never give this to you

Have a look at this sir, the

Water is falling really well

Looks ok, we will have to make

someone stand in for reference

Why don't you break your wall?.

Wow, you look.. fugly!

Raj will just not recognize you

I thought about you

everyday, Simran

But you are going

away from me.. why?.

Am I doing something wrong?.

Please give me one more chance

Please, let's try and

make this work

But the problem was mine,

Sometimes, colours also look good

Red is my favourite colour

Raj always gives me white flowers

He loves white

Do you know, I hated your smile

And now?.

Jay!

What's happening?. Just

concentrate on your work

No, Veer this is for the scene

Shh, Anyway the

rainfall is too heavy

I want just 4 drops of water..

..to fall on Priya's face

And concentrate

God!

The world's worst dialogues

They are not that bad

Everything was fine till yesterday,

how did this love happen?.

I Had never imagined

that this would ever happen

How did this happen?.

Wow! Not bad

Any one will launch you.

So now do you

believe in love stories?.

I want to say something to you

Please don't misunderstand me

I have fallen in love with you

I cannot live without you

Even I am just yours

Sanjana just yours

I have to meet you, urgently

Going to the Marriot,

Coffee shop see you there

And right there one more

love story had been created

I had fallen for Mr. Wrong

I dint know anything

What mom and dad would say

What will I tell Raj?.

What will our future be

Nothing

That wall had fallen down

And I had fallen in love with J

Hey wassup

What was so urgent?.

Is everything alright?.

What is all this?.

Who is that?.

Who?.

She's a friend

What kind of friend?.

What kind of friend?.

She's a friend Simran

And me?.

You what?. What's going on?.

Am I nothing of yours

What are you saying?.

I thought you loved me

What?. When did I say that?.

No, You dint but I thought

Is everything alright?.

Yup.. ahh 1 sec

Simran, I don't know what to say

You here like this

I know J, its my fault

Simran

I just thought that you also

love me, its not your fault

I don't know why you thought that

Even I don't know but I just though

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