I Love Trouble Page #7
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 123 min
- 425 Views
- However, it seems to me...
- that something wasn't kosher with LDF.
- Mm-hmm.
And Willy must've gone
to Beekman and Hervey
and offered them promotions if they'd...
- Fake the test results?
- Is that what you think, Brackett?
- Is that what you think, Peterson?
- I asked you first.
- Yes.
- Me, too.
I think Henley went along with
the plan, but Beekman refused.
the real test results with him.
- And just in case, sends a copy to his son.
- Exactly.
Willy finds out, panics, and
calls in his old friend Vargas.
You've turned into
a hell of a Hardy Boy, Peterson.
Besides the fact that these
people are trying to kill us...
how about the fact that they're
contaminating the country's milk supply?
Milk! Is nothing sacred?
Let's go!
Gimme the keys, Peterson.
You can drive next time.
What was that all about?
That guy was what? Tell me.
I don't know. Like, he was there then he
was gone. I don't know. I got spooked.
Well, it's okay.
I'm dead anyway.
Yes, you are.
You two have somethin' that doesn't belong
to you, and I've been asked to take it back.
Peterson, do you have somethin'
that doesn't belong to you?
- No. Do you?
- Mmm. Sorry, we don't have it.
Stay in this lane, boyfriend,
and keep it at 60.
So what's the plan?
Take us to some remote place,
kill us and make it look like an accident?
- Sounds good to me.
- Well, guess what?
Since I'm the designated driver,
screw your plan.
What are you doing?
Slow the car down,
Go ahead!
That's it!
Pull over!
Brackett!
Put your seat belt on,
Peterson.
What are you, crazy?
- You're welcome.
- Is he dead?
- I don't think so.
Then I wouldn't.
I think we took the wrong turn.
Jeez! Oh!
Perhaps this is
a blessing in disguise.
- At least nobody knows where we are.
- Including us.
So, are we gonna go see
this Hervey character or what?
Yeah. Sure.
Which way's Nevada?
What do you think that guy meant
when he asked...
if we had something
that didn't belong to us?
I don't know. Maybe Beekman's
test results weren't in the briefcase.
But if we had them, why would we
still be on the story?
Better question is, if they weren't
in the briefcase, where are they?
You aren't suggesting
I have them.
Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
Do you?
- Wanna frisk me?
- No, not tonight, dear. I have a headache.
Oops. I'm sorry.
You sure you don't want
some sunscreen, Brackett?
- it's paba-free.
- I'm fine, thank you.
One out of every six Americans
gets skin cancer before the age of 65.
You blonds have to be
especially careful.
Peterson, do me a favor.
Quit givin' me advice.
First, I shouldn't eat bacon,
then saturated fat.
If I'd eaten that saturated fat, I
wouldn't be starving to death right now.
Fine.
Don't wear sunscreen.
You know, I was just thinking. You know
where I'd be today if it weren't for you?
- No, tell me.
- At the Beverly Hills Hotel...
on my book tour, lounging around the pool,
giving interviews, gazing at Starlets.
You're not even embarrassed
to say that, are you?
Embarrassed? What do you think?
I'd rather be traipsing through poison ivy...
wearing a shirt on my head,
looking for hidden test results?
You think they're hidden?
You're actually having fun
on this story, aren't you?
You're not? I mean, I understand
your saying you're not...
but you're really not?
Peterson, do I look like a man
having fun?
A man lounging around the Beverly Hills
Hotel ogling Starlets...
looks to me like a man
not having fun.
And furthermore, I think
you owe me an apology.
In my opinion, meeting me was the best
thing that ever happened to you.
You could've quit this story
anytime you wanted, and you didn't...
because you and I both know
this is the story of our lives.
No matter what you say, I know
you'd rather be an ace reporter...
than a second-rate
novelist.
What is that?
What is what?
- Don't turn around. I'm getting out.
- Yeah?
I didn't think you'd be back so fast.
Don't turn.
I won't.
- What's that?
- What?
- Uh-oh.
- She's naked.
- What?
- She's butt naked!
Honey, we've been rescued.
What are you doing?
Don't do this to me, please.
Was I hearing things, or did you
call me a second-rate novelist?
I was, I was kidding. I,
I never even read your book.
- I, I'm sure it's quite brilliant.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh! What are you doing? Walk backwards.
- You never read it, huh?
Boys! Hi, boys! Look!
A double-spotted platypus.
They're very rare.
You're missing it.
When they said be prepared, I bet you
boys didn't expect anything like this.
Only in our dreams.
Are you sure you never
read my book, Peterson?
- Okay, stop. I, I read it. I'm, I'm reading it.
- And?
It's cute.
Very cute.
I, I expected more,
to tell you the truth, but...
These nature walks are really
educational, huh, guys?
Hey, I got a great idea!
Does anybody have a camera?
Come on, you look great!
I can't believe I let you
talk me into this shirt!
I mean, we look like
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans!
I mean, look at us.
Brackett, they found us.
Let's get outta here.
- Stop! Stop!
- Get out of the way.
Go!
Move 'em out!
Come on, Peterson!
This way! This way!
Brackett, through here.
Ooh!
We don't see
many of those anymore.
Congratulations.
Right this way.
- You kids next?
- Us?
- Yes! Yes! Yes, we are. We're next.
- isn't this rather sudden?
Come, come, come.
Don't be shy.
My name is Ray. I'll be conducting
the service this evening.
Please take a position
in front of the podium...
and I'll acquaint you with the
accoutrement we have at our disposal.
We have flowers, fresh or silk.
We have rings, veil, tux,
yarmulke, if you so desire.
- Music, prerecorded or live...
- We'll take the works.
Yes. The works, Sandra.
Spare no expense on such
a marvelous and holy occasion.
That's a 42,
and it looks like a winner.
Please place this
on the apex of the skull.
Very good.
Would you folks prefer the...
long or the abridged service
this evening?
Uh, just do us a favor.
Just go through the motions. Uh...
- Just start.
- Just start? Why don't we just start?
Sandra, if you will.
I'll need your names.
- Peterson.
- Brackett.
Peterson, you and Brackett
have decided to unite your love.
May you cherish
this sacred moment...
forever.
Rings.
As I ask Brackett...
do you take Peterson
to be your wedded wife...
promising to cherish
and protect her...
be it in good fortune
and adversity?
- Is he here?
- Yes!
Yes? And do you take Brackett
to be your wedded husband...
promising to cherish
and protect him...
be it in good fortune
and adversity?
If he comes any closer,
we're out the rear exit.
Okay.
Okay. And so,
by the powers vested in me...
by the great state of Nevada...
I pronounce you
husband and wife.
Mazel to v.
I'm Coming up empty
on this guy Vargas.
And your friend Sam
called twice.
He said that he can't find
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