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Hello. I'm Raj Jaiswal.

Welcome to British Raj.

Before we move on to

our next assignment,

let's meet our new co-anchor

the sexy, sultry Dilnaaz Bagga.

Hi Dilnaaz.

- Hi Raj. Hi everybody.

You know, today is very lucky

for Dilnaaz.

Not because it's her first day on the

show, but because I am introducing her.

It's a joke. It's a joke, darling.

You can smile.

First on the show, you see.

So tell me, Dilnaaz,

you have a boy friend?

That's not in this...

- Someone you date. I know that.

C'mon, don't be shy.

It's British Raj. Tell us!

There must be someone for whom

you are willing to cross all limits.

Actually... it depends.

Depends? Really?

For him, will you spend

three hours of your life...

on a movie that's beyond

your comprehension?

Yes, of course.

- Will you do it everyday for a year?

I mean, will you do it for 365 days?

Everyday? A year?

Yes, everyday.

Today we are going to meet

a warm Englishman...

who has spent 1095 hours on

Hindi films for the sake of his love.

Our correspondent Akshay Kapoor

is very anxious...

outside the Baker Street police station

to show you this exclusive.

Over to you, Akshay.

Hello Raj. I'm standing in front of

the Baker Street police station,

looking for an unusual lover.

God knows why he is hiding from us.

Let's find him.

Officer, be gentle.

Follow me.

In relation, I am your father.

The name is John Smith.

By my mother I swear, I will

pick each one of you and kill you!

This is Inspector John Smith. His Hindi

tutors include the famous writers...

of the Hindi film industry

like Javed Akhtar and K K Shukla.

Inspector, what inspired you

to learn Hindi?

I fell in love.

- Wonderful. What was her name?

Ina, Meena, Dika, Anju or Manju?

Monica! O my darling!

So Inspector, how did your

small love story begin?

Would you come with me

for the late night show?

She worked for Symphony Theatre.

Ticket window, you know.

I used to buy tickets

to catch a glimpse of her.

Eventually ended up watching movies.

In one year I learnt fluent Hindi.

And I proposed to her.

Lovers take the brides away.

Then a quick wedding followed by kids.

That's it.

So that was Inspector John Smith's

interesting filmy love-story.

Akshay Kapoor for British Raj.

Thank you, Akshay.

How do you find the Bollywood type

love-story of Inspector Smith?

Do email us.

- That's all.

That's all on British Raj today.

Whether you want it or not,

we will be back tomorrow, same place,

same time. Love you London.

Bye.

- Wonderful.

Great show. That's it.

10 pm?

- Sorry.

You and I, dinner? Together?

But Raj...

- I know, you can't believe it, right?

But your beauty has the right

to go out for dinner with me.

Dinner?

- I know.

Only dinner can't fill your stomach.

You can wait till breakfast if you wish.

I like my eggs boiled.

Don't be late. Okay?

Raj...

- Yes darling?

Work, work, work! You look good.

- Sure

Rubina, my love, your husband is

treating you well?

Stop it.

- What about you? I'll ring you soon

Kathy, my love

Looks like you're losing some weight.

Smashing

"Early morning,"

"what's come over me?"

"I don't know why

I'm walking on air"

"New morning,"

"new place,"

"new directions,

new paths,"

"I tread"

"Is it that I've gotten

a new perspective?"

"Or, were the sights unseen before?"

"Or is it that I'm walking

in a dream?"

"Early morning,

what's come over me?"

"I don't know why

I'm walking on air"

"New morning,"

"new place,"

"with new perspective,

new sights..."

"I see"

"In this humming ambience..."

"and smiling beauty,"

"I walk with the world"

"Early morning,

what's come over me?"

"I don't know why

I'm walking on air"

"Live the moment"

"If you live, you win,"

"and that's an intoxication"

"Tomorrow is a new intoxication..."

"that's worth living for"

"Drink up the wine of every moment..."

"and fill your heart"

"Early morning,

what's come over me?"

"I don't know why

I'm walking on air"

"New morning, new place,"

"new directions,

new paths,"

"I tread"

"In this humming ambience..."

"and smiling beauty,"

"I walk with the world"

Hey, who are you?

Hey, you on my balcony. Hey you!

Yes, you

Are you talking to me?

No, I talking to my favourite painting.

Of course, I'm talking to you.

Who are you? How did you

come inside my house?

You can see me? Listen to me?

Wow! That's fantastic.

Yes, I can see you, listen to you and

do many things. But not tonight. You...

Touch me

Two minutes haven't passed since we met

and you are asking me to touch you?

Can you feel this?

- Yes, I can feel this.

But right now I can feel you getting

out of my house. Who are you?

Shivani

Shivani or Akashwani,

please leave my house.

This is my house.

- Really?

Let's do something. Come, let me

leave you back at the hospital.

How did you know I came

from the hospital?

Your words clearly say that you've

run away from a mental asylum. Besides,

How did you enter my house?

You stole Mr Bolting's keys?

Come on, give me the keys.

I don't need any keys.

- Then how did you enter?

Came flying?

- Listen,

just give me five minutes of

your time. My story is very strange.

But if you listen carefully,

you might trust me.

And at this point of time,

your trust is imperative for me.

Why this favour on me? You don't have a

husband, boyfriend or a brain surgeon...

who'd listen to your rubbish?

- No. Because no one can see me.

Except you.

- What is this nonsense?

Would you like to listen to my story?

- Pardon?

Please

Will you go away if I listen to you?

- You were right.

I've come from the hospital.

- I know that.

I'm a doctor. I met with

an accident six months back.

How many did you kill?

Ever since, I've been in coma.

My body is in room number 303

of Thomwell Hospital.

Finished?

So you are a spirit? A spirit.

Well beautiful spirit, if you have

more friends, get them over tomorrow.

I don't have time today.

Now cut the crap.

Akshay sent you, right?

Akshay, who?

You will know soon. Come on.

I was kidding. Weren't you watching me?

I was laughing all the way.

Of course... I'm not serious either.

I'm also laughing away right now.

Hang on. Hello?

- Who is it?

Raj

What am I doing? As usual at this hour,

- Doing what?

Getting beaten up by my wife.

- And why so? Tell him.

You'll kill me!

Hello AK. Your friend Shivani

is sitting right before me.

She says she is in a coma. You have

only 30 seconds to end this farce.

Coming up is Shivani for you.

Shivani, your time starts now.

Hello?

- I can't take the phone.

I can't pick up things.

Did you hear?

- What did I hear?

She can't pick up things.

- Who can't pick up what?

Okay

Can you hear now?

- I could hear then too.

But I couldn't figure anything.

My ears are ringing.

Come on AK, I know you are trying

to pull a fast one on me.

And you know I'm not going

to be fooled. Please speak and get out.

Hello? Hi Akshay.

I know you cannot hear me

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