iCarly

Season #2 Episode #1

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[Millicent] It's time for summer vacation. We don't got much to lose.

[Carly] What are you excited about?

[Millicent] Are you dumb? Summer Vacation! Duh!

[Carly] It's Summer vacation?!

[Millicent] Helen Keller! I'm right here!

[Carly] I need to get Harper. Harper!

[Harper] What?

[Carly] It's Summer vacation.

*Harper drops her books*

[Harper] We gotta go.

[Carly] Yep.

[Millicent] Where are you guys going?

[Harper] Every Summer vacation me and Carly go to the candy shop down the road and get anything we want.

[Carly] And then we eat it while watching 13 Reasons Why.

[Millicent] Can I come?

[Harper] Bye!

*they shut the door*

[Millicent] Women are weird.

*theme song plays*

*Freddie walks in*

[Freddie] I need your help.

[Spencer] Not right now big guy.

[Freddie] What, why?

[Spencer] I have a date.

[Freddie] How much dates have you went on?

[Spencer] It's not like someone's counting.

*Freddie gives Spencer a look*

[Spencer] Ugh. Two hundred, thirteen.

[Freddie] That's why you don't need anymore dates.

[Spencer] It's my personal life. Not yours. What's your big problem?

[Freddie] Millicent wants to move in with Gwen. But, I don't want her too.

[Millicent] That was 2 years ago!

[Spencer] How long have you been standing there?

[Millicent] About two hundred, thirteen seconds.

[Spencer] How dare you know about my personal life.

[Millicent] I know stuff Harper wouldn't know.

[Spencer] Get out of here!

*Millicent runs out of there*

[Spencer] I don't like kids.

[Freddie] Um... okay?

*music plays*

[Cat] I don't even get why we are here.

[Sam] Because I met this girl online a couple weeks ago. She's my second best friend.

[Cat] Who's the first?

[Sam] You.

[Cat] Thank you. What's the girl's name?

[Sam] Harper.

[Cat] I used to know a Harper in school. She's dead to me.

[Sam] Why?

[Cat] Because I pick people who I don't like.

*Sam sees Harper*

[Sam] Over here!

[Harper] Hey girl!

[Sam] What up!

[Harper] I'm so happy to see you in person. I live at an apartment. I have a roommate.

[Sam] Same thing. I live at an apartment. And this is my roommate.

[Cat] Hi.

[Harper] Hey! What's your name?

[Cat] Cat.

[Harper] Cool. I work at Sky Bucks.

[Sam] Really? I heard they have great coffee.

[Harper] We do.

[Sam] Can we see your apartment?

[Harper] Sure thing. Come on.

*they walk to the apartment*

[Sam] This is where my old friend use to live.

[Harper] Really?!

[Sam] I lived here before I moved to L.A.

[Harper] Cool. This is my enemy's apartment.

[Sam] Let's go inside.

[Harper] Alright.

*they open the door*

[Harper] Hey Spencer this is-

[Spencer] Sam!?

[Sam] Spencer?!

*they hug each other*

[Harper] You two know each other.

[Cat] I swear if she makes any more friends I'm gonna be mad.

[Sam] Where's Carly?!

[Spencer] Upstairs filming the Web Show.

[Sam] Be right back.

*Sam runs out of the apartment*

[Harper] Did y'all just see that?! She ran faster than a mouse.

[Carly] Hello everybody. Welcome back. And today we have a special guest. Gino!

*Sam is Gino*

[Gino] What up everybody?!

[Carly] So Gino, tell us about your life.

[Gino] I grew up with a mom who hated me. My best friend moved to Italy. And I went to L.A.

[Carly] Sounds so familiar. That happened to me too.

[Gino] Maybe your the only person.

*Sam takes off the mask*

[Carly] Sam?!

[Freddie] Sam!?

[Harper] I thought me and her were supposed to have a friendship date.

[Sam] I'm gonna stay here for the rest of the summer.

[Cat] Glad I brought this two people

[Nona] Hey there big-

[Dice] You've been singing that for 8 years! Calm down Granny.

*Carly starts crying*

[Sam] What the h*ll!?

[Harper] Suck up bi*ch! You got what you wanted.

[Nona] Yeah, I guess she did.

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