Ice Cream Man Page #2

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My, I'd like to buy a

gallon of your hard pack?

Do you deliver?

- No.

- 149, that cute little

house right over there.

Come anytime.

Charming, 149.

- Man she stinks.

- Oh you should talk.

- I wonder how many whales they killed

to make all that perfume.

- They don't kill whales

for perfume anymore.

- Next.

- What, whales and perfume?

- Next!

- Um, three hard packs and a bomb pop.

- Make mine a fudgcicle.

- Yeah and make mine a hard pack.

- Risky of you.

- Uhm, all right, three

hard packs and a fudgcicle.

- Plain, sugar, or a new waffle cone?

- Uhm, sugar.

- Sugar.

- I'll have plain.

- Actually, make mine plain too.

- Any other alterations?

Three hard packs, and your fudgcicle.

- Last one on the

hill is a smelly fart.

- Oh man...

- 149...

- There are no bad days,

Gregory, only happy,

happy, happy days.

Now, what kind of day

are you having Gregory?

- Uh guys I'm gonna go in alone okay?

- Can we play tomorrow?

- Yeah, yeah.

- All right.

- I'll see you guys later okay?

- All right, later.

- Heather, Heather, come quickly!

The archangel Gabriel's speaking

through your mother again.

Heather?

- Hey you know, Heather's

been acting a lot weirder

around her mom lately.

- Well her father being

a minister, all the more

they just talk about god.

- No but that's not it,

it's just, I don't know,

she's just, acting weird.

- Anybody for ice cream.

- Nah, we just had ice cream.

- Can you ever have

too much ice cream?

- Impossible.

- Nah, I gotta get home,

my mom's gonna kill me.

- Come into my house

with small Paul and me.

- I gotta get home.

- Tuna?

- Ah, my mom certainly gets

mad about all the ice cream

I spill on my shirts.

- Last one there is a

string of squint snot!

- What, now small Paul's trying

to pin the rotten egg on me.

I'll see if I ever invite

you to my birthday party.

- What, I didn't do anything.

- Hello?

- Oh, well well.

What do we have here,

want some ice cream?

- Uhm, uhm, maybe not.

It's too close to dinner.

- Ah come on, what's

your favorite flavor.

Oh no wait wait let me

guess, let me guess,

don't say anything, I uh,

it's uhm, I can taste it!

Butter brickle.

- How'd you know that?

- Because it's my favorite flavor too.

- Wow.

- You like my ice cream truck?

- Yeah, I never saw

the insides before.

- You know, it's hard to meet

friends when you're always

stuck on the inside.

- I know, I had to stay inside

a lot when I was little.

Because I was really sick.

That's why I'm so small.

- You know, I was sick

too when I was little.

But I'm better now.

Here you go!

- Wow, I don't think i

have enough money for that.

- My treat.

Hey little boy, you want

some free ice cream?

Ah this little fella got

hurt, I'm gonna take him

to the hospital.

Hey!

Hey, hey hey!

You little turds are

gonna have to learn

you can't run from the ice cream man,

I know where you live,

you tell anybody,

I'm gonna get your mom and dad!

- Who's that?

What's the matter?

How long have you been here?

- All night.

The ice cream man, he...

He, he, he killed the park guy!

- He killed small Paul.

- So what do we do?

- My dad will know what to do.

- He's out there.

- I'll follow you to your

house, and go through

the backyards to let

you to mine, come on.

- I drove by the bank an

hour ago and the whole place

was shut up, dark as a tomb.

- So, I drove by

the bar after I got off,

what of it?

- Oh so now the story changes

to you left work on time,

but you hung out at a

bar for four hours?

Mister, shoes on the

porch, you know the rules.

- No, I worked late

and then I got one at the bar.

- Mom, I saw--

- come on Marion!

Just admit it, you think

I'm seeing someone else.

- Think, I know you're

seeing somebody else Martin,

come on Martin, who is it, tell me.

- Let's not do this again.

- Dad i--

- not now, Chris, go to your room!

- But dad!

- I said go to your room.

I knew you'd had problems

with my longer hours.

- Come on, why don't you

just admit it, stop working

the facade.

- How many times

we gotta go through this.

- To hell with you.

- Oh sure that'll solve

everything huh, to hell with me?

Come over here, don't

walk away from me.

You know Marion, I got

news for you, and I know,

that you're gonna think...

What the hell is that ice

cream dork doing out this late?

- Come on tuna let's go, we

gotta make it to the store

and back before my pinochle game.

- All right all right, I'm coming.

- Well let's go then.

God tuna you can make a

mess, go find another pair,

come on let's go.

Hey Sam.

- Morning miss cassera,

nice to see you.

Here you go, thanks honey.

- Mom!

- Oh oh excuse me, what do

you think of this color.

I don't know either, I mean

according to my color charts

it should work, but last time

i followed those I ended up

looking like a clown

spotted with cherry syrup.

- Cherry syrup is good, looks

good on you, get a dozen!

Where's the fatty?

- It's okay little fella,

I'm not gonna hurt you.

- What on earth do you

suppose he was running from?

- I don't know.

- Well maybe you should

go in and talk with him,

I'm sure once you do that we

can get to the bottom of this.

By the way, you're not gonna

take this to court are you?

- Chris what happened.

Oh honey I'm here.

Don't worry now come on

tell me what happened.

Chris, unless you tell

me what happened,

mommy can't help you.

- He said he'd kill you if I told.

- What, who said that?

- The ice cream man.

He killed small Paul last night.

- Oh my god, oh honey.

- Nice to see you again officers.

- You Gregory tudor?

- Yes, yes I am.

- Give him the warrant.

- Can I keep this?

- You got any large

dogs, ice cream man?

- No.

Why the search officers?

- I want you

go through everything,

you find any hollowed doors or floors,

bust 'em open, you got it?

- Yes sir.

- Hell I remember getting ice

cream here when I was a kid.

Who was the guy who owned it?

- Brickle, butch brickle.

- Oh yeah the ice cream king.

It's nice to see somebody's

opening the place up again.

Well sounds like we're

missing out on all the fun.

- Oh, that, that, hey, hey!

Could you search a little,

uh, more careful please.

More careful?

Hey uhm...

This is a collectable.

- Jesus, hate to get

my hand caught in that.

- I use it to chop nuts.

- Did you find, did you find anything?

- There's nothing

down here sir.

- Do you realize how long it

takes to make butter brickle?

- Well

ice cream man, we're sorry,

we didn't find anything.

- Are you sorry you didn't

find anything and wrecked my

place, or are you just sorry

you didn't find anything.

- You boys have the wrong

house, I'm the one with

the missing dog.

- Whoa, hold it, hold it.

- Where were you last

night around six?

- He was here,

working to pay his rent.

Why are you bothering this poor boy.

I'm the one with the missing dog.

- Who are you?

- I'm nurse wharton,

Gregory's landlord,

neighbor and guardian,

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