Ice Cream Man Page #4

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doing developing my pictures.

- Oh my god!

- I'm gonna kill those bastards.

- You know, this is the whole

secret to making ice cream.

It's this kinda secret

ingredient I put in it.

Here come on let's go put it in.

You gotta just dump a

little bit of this stuff in.

Makes it sweet, see, you gotta

just put a little bit in,

it's the, special amount you put in.

Now, the trick is, is

stirring it in just right.

Would you like to stir?

- Yeah.

- All right, here you go.

Oh now watch your hand, that blade,

that blade will take

your hand right off.

There you go.

Cool!

- Do you really think your

brother's gonna pick up

those pictures without

looking at them?

- I don't know, he's stupid enough.

- Well what happens if

he's not?

Geez what are you, stupid?

- Did you see the truck?

- No.

I gotta get home.

If my mom finds out

i snuck out again--

- we'll ride with you.

- I'll be fine.

- We're riding with you.

- Yeah, things aren't the

same as they used to be

around here, more patients have died,

and some pockets dried up.

Hmm, of course when

you die, you'll dry up.

- Why all the plastic flowers?

- Because real ones die.

We want happy patients.

- So do you do shock therapy lobotomy,

like that cuckoo movie?

- Oh, we believe in

keeping our patients happy.

We believe in compassion.

- Help me!

- Shut up!

- You remember a nurse wharton?

- Do I, oh oh oh!

Hell everybody did!

- What was it that

everybody liked so much

about nurse wharton?

- She gave everybody

ice cream, when the pain

and the loneliness came,

she cared for the patient.

Gregory was her favorite.

- Greqoty?

Gregory tudor?

- Oh god, do something!

- Anthony's getting out of hand.

I must ask you two to leave.

This is not a happy day.

- Oh my god.

- Remember, only happy days.

- A bad day gentlemen, a very bad day!

Ha ha ha, come out come

out wherever you are,

come out come out wherever you are,

come out come out wherever you are.

- Only happy days.

Only happy days.

- Let's get outta here,

I'll report it to

the county sheriffs, this

isn't our jurisdiction.

- Go get-

- all right I'll meet you at the car.

- No one leaves the wishing

well, doctor's orders!

- Ah, they're everywhere!

Cloverdale, this is detective

maldwyn, riverside pd.

Emergency, repeat, emergency!

- Go ahead detective.

- Yeah we're at the

wishing well hospital,

get some people down here quick.

- Do you have an

address on the wishing well?

- Get off of me, get off of me!

Stay, get in!

Come on let's get outta here.

Get away, go!

- Come on tuna!

- Be quiet.

I'm moving as fast as I can.

- That's your fastest?

- Shut up!

- No you shut up!

Oh crap!

- Back to the Johnny's!

Go, hurry up!

- Hurry, hurry!

Don't stop peadling!

He's gonna run us over, go!

- Patrolling for tuna.

You're ice cream.

- Okay pump it.

One more time.

Good, all right shut it off.

- Jacob, Jacob, call the

police, call the police,

the ice cream man just got tuna!

- Calm down, calm down,

we can't call the police.

- Call the--

- you're the guys who cried wolf.

Look, besides we

don't have any evidence,

and obviously either do the police,

or they would have him by now, so,

this is my chance to mess him up.

- Come on, we gotta do something.

- Cut the lone ranger sh*t,

you're not a police officer.

- Janet, I got the gun,

the badge will follow.

- Oh no.

- Listen.

You guys, you're gonna

get in the car all right,

anything goes wrong, all

you have to do is call in

the radio, you call in

for backup all right.

- Hurry!

- All right.

- Look I think we should

just call the police.

- No look let's just

go help the fat kid

while there's still time,

get in the car,

please I need you to look

after these two.

- There's still no sign

of Charlie or Gus?

- No word.

- Well get some backup over

at the ice cream parlor.

And keep trying to

reach those officers.

- Who is he?

- The king.

- Yes.

- He's like the pied Piper.

Chases away all the bad,

and leaves a world of good.

' Yes!

- Now it's illegal to use

this channel unless you're pd,

so nobody calls in unless

it's an emergency, okay?

Now this is serious.

I want you all to stay in

the car no matter what,

you hear shots or screams

or anything funny,

you press the button, you radio it in,

and then you hit my alarm okay?

It sounds like a police siren.

- Be careful.

- Sounds like we got a

customer, come on!

I'll be right back.

- What's he doing?

- I don't know.

But he'd better get the

hell outta there soon!

Come on Jacob.

- Hiya honey!

Now that's what I call a brain freeze.

Creamsicle?

This is gonna be fun.

- Come on!

Come on!

- Wait!

- How are we gonna get outta here?

- I know, we'll find a way,

we'll find a way outta here.

- Psst, hey

kids, over here, I'm a cop!

What are you doing running

from the ice cream man.

Don't you know that he

slaves day and night

to make his treats for you?

It's like big ice always

said, you can't always find

a sweet kid, but you

can make a kid sweet!

- Come on, please, come on!

- Hey kids don't you

know there's a curfew?

Kids, always getting in trouble.

Kinda makes your head spin.

Yeah, looks like yours spun right off!

Boy, I didn't know you oops had

such a Hardy sense of humor.

That's us, Hardy.

Good humor!

Shut up, you're not funny.

- I can't get over it!

- Don't you know you can't run

from the long arm of the law?

- Oh sh*t, oh sh*t!

- Come on!

- Hey frank, you can't

just jump on women,

you gotta take it slow, charm 'em.

I guess two heads

aren't better than one.

- Where do we go?

- There.

- Hey guys!

- Gregory?

What's all this infernal racket?

- Sorry nurse wharton.

Some of the neighborhood

kids wanted to play

hide and seek, I told 'em

it was too late but they...

- Oh my little Gregor always

so kind to the little children.

- We'll try to be more quiet.

- Okay, good luck.

- What are we gonna do.

- Ssshh, just stay quiet.

- He's gonna get us, he's gonna get us

just like everybody else.

- No!

There's somebody in there.

- Let's get help!

- Hurry, open up, open up!

- Open, please, hurry up!

- What is all this noise?

- He's after us.

- The ice cream man!

- Oh my, quick, quick we'll

have to hide you, come on.

Come on inside quickly, hide

and seek, hide and seek.

- We're over at the

spodak house, we have a report

of three missing kids now.

- I don't give a damn.

Warrant or not we're going in.

- You kids don't wanna play

with the ice cream man?

You like his treats, but

you don't stick by him

when he needs you?

Oh who died and made you prince?

What, are you trying to run?

No, you can't run

from the ice cream man.

If you do that, you

won't get any ice cream.

- Hey!

Freeze, I mean it!

- Kiddo, you want some ice cream?

Yeah how about some ice cream huh?

Yeah you like that.

This one's mine.

- You keep that

kid visible at all times.

- Let me see the kid!

- I hate the

term blueberry man.

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