Ichi the Killer: Episode 0 Page #4

about that girl?

I did.

Then it's only a matter of time...

before Long gets caught.

What happens next?

- Ichi is going through a bad patch.

- A bad patch?

He gets hard,

but he cannot ejaculate.

Really? That's weird.

Tell me, what is this Ichi like?

I can't tell you that.

Come on, tell me about him.

OK, if you insist.

- He's kind of cute.

- Your type?

Not especially.

- He is a crybaby.

- What's that?

He was bullied when he was a kid.

Even now, when he gets mad

he starts to cry.

At first he keeps it under control,

then suddenly he lashes out to kill.

So he's sick, isn't he?

Most of the time,

he's quite a nice young man.

But when he loses it,

he turns into a killer.

I sort of understand that.

But he was never really bullied,

you see.

After he killed his parents,

I messed around with his memory.

I made him believe

that he used to be bullied.

So now every time I need him

for a job, I feed him more stories.

And he believes all of that?

Does that post-hypnosis stuff

really work?

Yes, but I think I overdid it

on that rape story.

I told him he was bullied

in high school

and that the girl who stood by him

ended up getting raped.

That got him terribly excited.

Rape?

Yes, a story about a girl

who was raped.

Can I ask you something?

What?

Did you also put me under

some kind of hypnosis?

I wouldn't dare.

No!

Shut up!

I feel sorry for you, Kaneko.

First you lose your gun

and get kicked of the force.

Then you become a yakuza,

which is OK.

But now you have a killer

on your heels.

You're an unlucky monkey.

I have no regrets.

I've got lots of them.

The only reason I ended up in this

business is because I was tough.

Sometimes I look at those

salary slaves...

imagining I could have easily ended

up that way, living such a life.

What will you do

when all this is over?

I only want revenge for boss Anjo.

There will be no one left

to taste our revenge.

Think about your son.

He'll have to manage on his own.

I have only one thing on my mind.

I've never seen such a tough b*tch.

Jiro, you've lost your touch.

She's just too tough.

Time for sleuthhound Saburo

to step into the ring.

That brings back memories.

- OK, I know where to find Long.

- I'm impressed.

Takayama, keep an eye on the girl.

Where are you going?

Did I tell you to come?

But...

I didn't ask you to come, did I?

Can't you sense my mood?

I'm sorry, Longie.

God, this is terrible.

Are you all right?

I'm so sorry, Longie.

You want some water?

I said, do you want some water?

Do you want some or not?

I'm so sorry, Longie.

Hey.

Say something!

Cut it out.

Cut it out!

How come Jijii doesn't answer?

Kakihara.

Good evening.

This one's for Inoue!

Put some feeling into it!

Giving pain is a serious business.

There's no love in your punches.

What's taking him so long?

What the f***?

Sorry. I'm so sorry.

Are you all right?

Are you hurt?

Ichi?

Don't you remember me?

It's me, Tachibana.

Long time no see.

It's been a long time.

Yes, it has, Ms Tachibana.

Is it really you?

I told you so.

I'm sorry.

Then why didn't you

come to my rescue?

I'm sorry.

I wanted to die.

- Despair.

- Despair.

That's right, despair.

I like to be abused.

I met someone through the Internet

who said he was a sadist.

I was so disappointed.

Slice me up neatly.

Slice you up?

What? You have a hard-on, already?

You wanted me to rape you?

You really wanted me to rape you,

Ms Tachibana?

You wanted to be raped because

you didn't want to be raped.

You didn't want me to do it

because you wanted me to do it.

Of course.

Like Sailor didn't want me to do it

cos she wanted me to do it.

That's it, Ms Tachibana.

What's the matter?

I will slice you to pieces,

Ms Tachibana.

What?

Ms Tachibana.

I understand now.

You don't want this

because you want it.

Myu-Myu?

Myu-Myu?

What happened? Why is she dead?

I guess he wanted to get something

from her

but just went a little too far.

That's right, isn't it, Kaneko?

Don't get in my way all the time.

I told you it wouldn't be pretty.

I'll ask you again. Where is Ichi?

I told you, I don't know.

Ichi is even more depraved

than you could ever imagine.

He's a monster who kills

without any feeling for his victims.

Is that so hard to understand?

Hello?

Do you think that what you're doing

will make everything inevitable?

No matter how hard you try,

it'll all be in vain, you a**hole.

People like you who can only watch

know absolutely nothing.

I'm pulling the strings. Even yours.

I'm controlling everything.

Don't you feel it's all running

a bit too smoothly, you creep?

Your fate

is without a shred of meaning.

You'll be killed senselessly by Ichi.

No more, no less, a**hole.

Your penalty for not knowing Ichi.

A split and pierced penis.

Great. Let's do it.

Takayama, get some scissors.

This'll put an end to your pimping.

No!

I'll try to remember about Ichi!

I'll be outside.

Call me when it's over.

Really?

You feel up to it again?

OK, come to the yakuza apartment.

There's lots of work to do.

I can't stand that stuff.

That bastard Jijii.

Where's Ichi?

Behind you.

Ichi has no time to be playing

with a dumb gorilla like you.

No! If you do that, I'll die.

What was that?

Takayama...

He's all broken up.

Hold it.

Don't. You'll never make it.

Hey!

Bastard.

This Ichi's a real monster.

Even big brother Jiro

couldn't do this.

Watch what you say.

I'm getting scared.

We'll go look for him, too.

You stay here.

It's you and me guarding the coop.

Do you think it's possible

to yank someone's arm off

with your bare hands?

I said, is it possible to yank

an arm off with your bare hands?

Of course not.

That's impossible.

I can't hear you.

- It's impossible.

- Really?

I'll have little Saburo

shaking in his boots.

Ready? I'm going to try now.

So you're back?

Where are the bullies, Jijii?

First, listen carefully.

That man who treated you

to a bowl of noodles -

he's your long, lost brother.

So the next time you see him,

make sure you pay him your respect.

My brother?

My big brother?

Damn, the whole world

looks down on me.

I can do it!

I'm sure I can kill Ichi. Ichi!

My brother.

Who's there?

Saburo, what kind of guy

is this Ichi?

- He must be some kind of monster.

- I'm scared.

Even the infamous Kakihara

is scared now?

No, I'm scared of myself.

All this anticipation.

It's been years since I felt such

a mix of anxiety and anticipation.

The few times I've felt this,

I was let down in the end.

I really want to lose myself

in desperation.

What if Ichi also lets me down?

What's the matter?

- It's Jiro. He's dead.

- Really?

It's exactly the same feeling

as when our big brother Ichiro died.

Are you sure? Then let's go back.

Kaneko. Ichi has arrived.

Damn.

I was looking forward to

killing Jiro myself one day.

That's interesting.

Oh, f***!

The same as ever.

Takeshi.

He looks like that guy...

He's called Ichi.

- What did you say?

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