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all we shot was grouse.

Oh, and I bagged three

of the "greese" myself.

Greese?

Greese.

Greese is not plural.

It ain't "sinjular. "

I mean, after all...

Yes, indeed...

Well, my good man,

get me my mount.

And get me the biggest mount

that you got.

What's a mount?

A mount's a horse.

Hey! Don't...

You... You can kill somebody with those.

Now, cut it out. Hey, Eddie, are you gonna...

What did ya do to Eddie?

What did ya do to Eddie?

Now, are you gonna help

Drexel with the job?

I won't give in, Eddie.

I won't give in.

With this last knife I'm

gonna hit ya right in the head.

Wait a minute. Every condemned man

has a last request to make.

What's yours?

Before you throw that last knife,

will you please take your hat off?

All right.

Thank you.

I don't want to see this.

Hey, did he get you?

Yeah.

Where?

In the belt.

Well, come on. Pull up your pants,

and let's get out ofhere. Okay.

So sorry about

your clothes, gentlemen.

Oh, it is nothing, madame.

Your butler did the best he could.

I'm afraid the fox will be ashamed

to be pursued by us.

Good hunting, Peter.

Thank you, Gloria.

If we'd had more advance notice we could

have arranged for a horse with a meter.

Take care of the plumbers?

Don't worry about them.

I fixed it so they get the wildest

animals in the stable. Fine.

The little fat guy's horse

is a killer.

Come on, Buck.

Giddyap, boy.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on!

Whoa! Whoa, boy! Whoa!

Albert, I wonder why

that groom...

wanted us to ride

those four-legged killers.

I don't know. The 20 bucks

certainly changed his mind.

It was my 20.

I know. It's...

What are you doing with

the rope? That's my lasso.

When I see the fox, I'm gonna lasso

him, and then I'll bulldoze him,

and then I'll hog-tie him,

and then I'm gonna brand him.

And if I like the fox real well,

I'll make a watch fox of him.

Yoicks and away!

Yoicks, Mr. Mansfield!

Yoicks to you too!

Albert! Albert!

Oh, fox! Here, fox!

Take it easy. Take it easy.

Here, fox!

Here, fox!

Fox!

Here, fox.

Here, fox!

Here, fox.

Here, fox...

Uh-oh, the fox.

Uh-oh, another bridge.

Take it easy!

Eddie! Eddie!

Hey, Eddie!

Fox!

Albert!

Where are you, Albert?

Whoa, Harry! Whoa!

Get outta the way!

Get outta the way!

Get outta the way!

Get outta the way!

Hey, hey, come on! Come on!

Outta the way.! Look out.!

Look out.! Scatter.!

Get outta the way!

Get outta the way!

Get outta the way.!

Outta the way.!

Hey.

Oh. Kitten.

Remarkable.

Whenever I look at you

The cloudiest sky is blue

From nowhere

the sun breaks through

What a change in the weather

Whenever your lips

meet mine

The stormiest day is fine

Flowers bloom in the wintertime

What a change in the weather

You merely smile at me

And robins sing

A humdrum world

Becomes

A lovely thing

Whenever the ill winds blow

Whenever I'm feelin' low

I think of your arms and, oh

What a change in the weather

What a change

In my heart

Whenever I look at you

The cloudiest sky is blue

From nowhere

the sun breaks through

What a change

In the weather

Whenever your lips meet mine

The stormiest day is fine

Flowers bloom

in the wintertime

What a change

In the weather

You merely smile at me

And robins sing

A humdrum world

Becomes

A lovely thing

Whenever the ill winds blow

Whenever I'm feelin' low

I think of your arms and, oh

What a change in the weather

What a change

In my heart

Excuse me.

Sure.

Please, Mr. Osborne.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it is my painful duty to announce...

that my famous painting,

The Plunger, has been stolen.

I know none of my guests

could possibly be involved,

but I must request you all to remain in

this room until the police investigate.

Mother, I don't think any

investigation will be necessary.

There's several suspicious strangers

among us whom we accepted as guests...

because they were

Peter Evans's friends.

Those two men are a couple of plumbers,

and that girl is a taxi driver.

They're here under false pretenses.

They're the criminals.

- I don't believe it.

- You're right. But we know who the criminal is.

Mr. Drexel told us he was coming

up here to steal your painting.

If I may interrupt, madame.

Mr. Drexel is a friend

of these gentlemen.

Then they're all in it together.

Pipps, call the police.

Hey!

Hey, look!

It's Drexel and the chauffeur.

They're trying to escape!

We gotta get 'em so we

can clear Elsie! Right!

Come on!

Stop them!

We can catch them

with this fire truck.

Where's the fire? Come on,

come on, come on, come on!

Oh, boy!

Follow that car!

Hey, take it easy, chief.

This is my first ride in a fire truck.

Mine too, buddy! Whoopee!

Step on it, Marlow.

I think that fire truck's following us.

Take it easy, chief.

Take it easy.

Get outta the way, everybody!

Get outta the way! Get outta the way!

Crowd 'em into the curb.

Turn around.

Let's head for Briarwood.

Keep your mind on the wheel!

But I'm hungry.

He's crazy.

Get him!

Come on! Get him!

Throw him over!

I took care of him.

Hey, he's over here!

Wait! He's on the running board.

Don't do that!

Finger! My finger!

My finger! My...

What was that? What was that?

Here's your painting, Mrs. Winthrop. You'll

never know the time I had getting it back.

The time you had? It was me, Eddie. Albert.

- You and Eddie are heroes.

I want to apologize for accusing you.

You may be plumbers,

but you're wonderful plumbers.

Thank goodness my Plunger is safe.

You still are a couple of thieves.

The clothes you have been

wearing belongs to us.

They've wrecked The Plunger.

Hey, the guy on the left

is cheating. He is.

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