In the Room

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Every woman's hole

is a keyhole.

You think the key controls the keyhole?

Wrong!

The keyhole has control.

The man thinks he can enter as he pleases.

But if the keyhole is unwilling,

she can break the key!

You think I've gone mad?

All our things are inside,

I won't lock myself out!

So a woman must learn

how to use her keyhole.

But my father paid for the door

when he built the house,

doesn't it mean it's his keyhole?

Stupid girl!

Women must never be stupid.

Only stupid men like stupid women.

What a woman wants,

a stupid man can never give her!

We have to be smart.

But the man should never know...

...how smart.

Tonight, I will teach you a powerful skill.

A skill that any woman can master.

The mighty power of your inner sanctum.

I have performed amazing stunts

I have lifted a grown man over my shoulders.

I have bent iron rods with my chin.

I have let motorcycles ride across my body.

But my greatest strength is not here...

I know!

It is here.

Fool!

You think this is love?

No!

Love is what men use

to trap you into becoming slaves willingly.

The most powerful thing women possess

is here.

P*ssy power.

Is it funny?

With your p*ssy, you can lift a man to Heaven...

Or throw him into Hell.

The world is changing fast.

It's time to bid farewell

to the skinny Japanese samurai swords.

Even the big British cannons

have no more gunpowder.

From now on,

we have to target the Chinese businessmen,

and their needles

their tiny acupuncture needles.

To achieve that,

we must expand our arsenal of tricks.

Today,

the Queen of Striptease

will share the ultimate female secret with you.

Today I will teach you how to do the same

to drive men mad with lust,

and show them who is really in control.

Sisters,

are you ready to learn?

Ready!

What are you waiting for?

Clothes off!

And now, we train your muscle power!

With What?

Your p*ssy

is your ultimate weapon.

It can give men happiness.

But we must also remind them

of its lethal potential!

Boss Lei!

He never even used the keyhole!

Shut up.

My alluring Miss Orchid!

You are very daring.

You are the daring one.

These girls are mine.

You think you can steal them?

Yours?

You have a lot to learn

about who belongs to whom.

These girls are here to learn about themselves,

that is none of your business.

I'm not here to argue with you.

All of you, leave with me!

All of you, stay!

Have you learnt nothing?

I have shared my secrets with you,

and now you want to leave with this bastard?

Are you idiots?

Boss Lei,

These girls are stupid.

They cannot decide for themselves.

Since only you and I have the power,

let's talk.

What do you have in mind?

Get out, all of you.

Dream on.

Get out.

Get out.

Your Madame is in trouble now.

Boss is famous!

After he fucks a girl, she can't walk for days.

Who's the boss?

Bad girl.

Bad girl.

F***!

F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you!

How long more will the boss take?

Worried for your Madame?

Better call an ambulance.

She should be dead soon.

F*** you to death.

F*** you to death.

F*** you to death...

Tired?

Alright then,

it's my turn.

What are you going to do?

It's my turn,

to f*** you.

What's going on?

P*ssy power!

Your boss is dead.

Right now, she's probably doing to him

what she does to pingpong balls!

And bananas!

And goldfish!

For real?

We've come to an agreement.

The girls will train with me in the day,

and continue to work for Boss Lei at night.

And he will send more girls to me for training.

Isn't that right, Boss Lei?

Yes.

You better buy him some herbal tonic.

He used up a lot of energy.

The most important lesson of all

you can take everything from a man,

from his money to his balls

But you must leave him some pride.

Noi!

It's me!

I bought something simple.

Are you sure you don't want anything?

I can't.

Doctor's order.

Do we have to be at the hospital early tomorrow?

The nurse said about 8am.

Remind me to ask for a morning call.

When must you stop consuming liquid?

Now.

This is my last drink,

before everything is over.

Wine?

Doctor didn't specify what liquids,

so whatever.

To tomorrow.

By the way.

I'm the one losing my cock tomorrow.

Not you

What?

Why are you so uneasy?

They only started performing

these surgeries in 1971.

Are you sure it's safe?

How many times have they done it?

Dozens.

Only?

More than enough.

With that, there's already a lot

of happy vaginas out there.

It will be safe.

Even the President has done it.

What nonsense are you talking about?

Benjamin Sheares.

He created the first artificial vagina in the world.

Why would the President do that?

Before he became President,

he was a doctor.

He made it for women

who had incomplete vaginas.

That's crazy.

This country is crazy.

Men are not allowed to have long hair,

but the President

can make artificial vaginas?

Would you feel more at ease,

if you knew

that the President himself will be

operating on me tomorrow?

Not funny.

And...

Are you sure

that the doctor operating on you tomorrow

is trustworthy?

Yes, I'm sure.

Dr. Ratnam,

is the best in Singapore and in Asia.

I called the hospital this morning.

They confirmed that it would be him,

Shan Ratnam.

Can we really trust him?

He's the pioneer.

I trust him.

I'm scared.

I'm really scared.

Aren't you?

I've been scared my entire life.

I'm scared of...

Puberty.

Scared to face my family,

scared of meeting girls,

scared of meeting boys,

scared of meeting you.

I'm scared of facing everything.

And this,

is the last time

I don't need to be afraid anymore.

Are you sure?

You are not sure?

I am sure.

I am sure that I love you.

And it's not important at all that...

Forget it...

I've told you many times.

I want this.

Are you sure you are not doing this for me?

Not for anyone.

I want to feel complete.

We are already complete.

This is not fair.

It has nothing to do with us.

I've told you before,

This is destiny.

You and me.

It is destiny.

May I see it?

I'm going to miss him.

He will miss you too.

He's still going to be there,

Just on the inside...

transformed.

Did I hurt you?

No.

Don't stop.

Hello

It's me.

You're going to the airport?

Leaving for Thailand?

Why the rush?

Will you be back for the party on Wednesday?

With the Ambassador.

Don't worry.

I have my gown ready.

Yes.

The blue one.

The one you like.

Bye.

Sit.

Harder!

I'll get that.

Thank you.

Boon.

You are...

my life.

We have been there too.

On our honeymoon.

Maybe.

Yoshihiro Tatsumi.

Reincarnation.

You are so silly.

If only, it was that simple.

Mariko?

This country is so messy

I love it.

No matter where you look,

you get surprised.

You see something Chinese... Chinese... Chinese...

then suddenly it's Indian.

Or you see white people...

white people... white people,

then suddenly Malay.

Where else on earth is it so mixed up

and so bloody hot!

You're very talkative today.

If you don't talk, then I will.

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