In Your Eyes Page #5

You got a thing for feet?

Dated a guy like that once.

- Real weirdo.

- No, no I don't.

Would you like..can I get you something

to drink? I did pick up some red wine.

- Do you like ...

- Oh.......

- You got a beer?

- Yeah, yeah, definitely.

- I'd take one of those actually.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

- Just twist ,yeah, cheers.

- Cheers.

So.. you really cook and everything?

Now and then.

Urghh, what's this ??

It's the sauce.

- That smells kind of crazy.

- Urghh, bimbo.

- Well, if enough for tonight..

- Ok.

I don't like my steaks all fancy.

Just burnt black with tons of ketchup.

- Figures...

- Figures what ?

- Sorry?

- Oh, I thought you'd spoken.

Oh, gosh.. maybe I did.

I think I was....woah!!

- Shoot! Oh, no!

- Hot! Hot!

In the sink!

Put it in the sink!!

In the sink! In the sink!

- There, happy now?

- Me ?

Maybe you'd better go wash that off, honey.

Stay out of this, Phil.

Oh god, I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, why don't you go to the

bathroom? Collect yourself. - Sorry.

I..you're right, honey..

It's ok, ok. You guys ok?

- Yeah.

- Did you get anything on you?

No, I'm fine, but is she alright?

Yeah, she's fine. She's fine.

Who's Phil?

- Give me a second.

- Ok.

- What do you think you're doing?

- I told you not to come along anyway.

- ..I had everything under control.

- You had everything on fire!!

- Yeah,well, that's the way I like it.

- Sure, burnt black, tons of ketchup.

It's none of your business what she

eats, you yuppie snob! That's my date.

Ha, well,you sure know how to pick'em.

- What's the matter... are you jealous??

- Nooo, I'm not jealous.

- Then butt out.

- Why don't you make me?

- Just make me.

- You think I won't ?

Yeah, sure. Try.

- There.

- That's all you got?

- Stop it.

- Did it again. Did it again!

- Dylan, stop. Stop it!

- I won't. No, I'm not going to.

I won't.

- Hey Donna.

- Hey.

I just put on some of my aftershave.

- Just freshening up a little.

- I'm gonna..go.

Donna!

Dylan?

Donna, wait!

I was just making a joke.

Was just ...

...putting on an aftershave.

You are gonna speak to me again

before we die, right?

What do you want me to say, Rebecca?

Thank you..

So glad you made us look like idiots!

- You didn't even apologise to Dr Maynard.

- I don't like Dr Maynard.

He always looks at me like

he's trying to guess my weight.

He was trying to raise money for an important

project I happen to be involved with.

Phillip, I can't say what happened.

I think...maybe I doze off for a second.

I was confused.

- Haven't you ever done that?

- That's not it.

I mean, that may be true, but..

Something is happening to you.

- And I don't know if it's what happened

before ... - It's not. - ..or not.

- Believe me.

- Ok, then what? What ?!

I don't know, Phillip, sometimes...

...sometimes you just look

at everything, and...

..it's all just different, d'you know?

Yeah, I do.

They call that puberty.

No, it isn't just then.

It never stops.

It's like ..uhm.. like shedding your skin.

Is that what you're doing?

Shedding?

Yeah, I guess, sort of.

Shedding me?

Oh, no. No.

- Hey,

-Hi.

I'm really sorry, I know.

I messed it up. I know.

No, no, that's cool.

I would've messed it up myself anyway.

You just save me time.

Give yourself a little credit.

That girl really likes you.

Well, if she did, I think

she got over that pretty quick..

..when she caught me talking to

the little man inside my head.

Yeah..

Right.

It's just sometimes when I'm with you,

I forget myself.

You feel funny.

-What?

- Don't you feel funny? Like, not ...

..a fever, but..

Oh.. I ..uhm..

I was er.. previously engaged

in a certain kind of activity and er..

Nope!

Well you smell nice.

Kinda sweaty (!?)

Sorry, that...that was out of line.

I didn't ..

I should go.

Ok... look, I'm sorry about tonight.

Yeah, me too.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Ok, well wait. Here comes a good one.

Number 7:
How does your partner rate

as a lover?

- Pass.

- No wait!

Pass. Pass.

That's none of your business.

Of course it's my business. Hush up.

You'd describe your love making as :

A - wild animals.

B - sweet and slow.

C - at least he tries.

- D - [...]

- Who's he talking to?

I don't know.

Arhh, B..A , no, no, yeah. B ?

Oookay. If you say so.

- Nine:
how often do you make l..

- No! Pass!

Wha..?

C'mon, this isn't gonna work unless..

Wait, turn up the radio..

Oh you like this?

Yeah, I love this song.

Oh yeah, I remember this.

Crumblin'

- Noah Maffit and Jessica Freedman

I'm crumblin'..

I wake up

and you're not there.

I call all my friends

n' tell'em I don't care.

I'm so cool, baby,

and ever mad.

I'm crumblin'...

(Hey, Phillip.)

Hi. Is this more... shedding?

No, this is dancing.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, ok.

I'll see you.

So what brings the party down here?

I was just looking for

my old photo albums.

- I thought they were in the corner?

- Ah, yeah..

Yeah, last time I saw them,

they were...

Kind of hope Bridget

didn't throw them out.

- No, It doesn't make any sense..she would..

- Hey, you know, I ran into Diane.

She said you were gonna do the..

painting class.

- The drawing class.

- The drawing class, yeah.

- Yeah, I don't have to.

- What? No, I think that's great.

You know, get you outta your...

the... cellar.

Why would Bridget throw out my photos?

No, no, I'm not saying..just.

you know..whatever, by accident.

- What do you want with them?

- Nothing..

..I just want to show them to Dyl..

..to ..to...

..myself, look at them.

I mean, I'm not saying: don't find them.

If it helps you think, that's good.

And..actually I can help you look for them.

I have my ..council meeting at 6,

but...uhm

You know, it won't kill me

to be a few minutes late.

Yes, it will.

Thank you for knowing

that about me.

Hey, is my ..grey shirt clean?

Er..yeah, I'll check.

Everything come out alright?

- You're drunk!

- I had hardly nothing to drink.

But give me time, partner!

I got wine on my damn pants.

- What's Phillip gonna think?

- Where is old Phillip?

Meeting.

Have I given you the tour

of my luxurious column?

Yeah, you have.

Elegant modern entertainment centre.

Perfect addition to every home.

Did you find those pictures

you were gonna show me?

They're gone.

- Wait a minute, what happened?

- They're gone!

I have been through

the entire....

..attractively furnished house.

Maybe the maid ate them.

Or maybe.. my husband

slipped them into the trash.

Are you serious?

Why the hell would he do that?

Because, he knows me.

Phillip takes care of me.

That sounds te.. that..

That sucks.

He's not being mean.

He knows how funky I get..

sometimes..

..looking through that stuff.

Doesn't matter anyway.

I know them all by heart.

There's my mom when she's little.

She has my eyes..

Blue grey with flecks of panic.

And...here's mom teaching me

how to swim.

Notice how I'm grafted to her arm.

Not a success.

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