Incredibles 2 Page #6

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who can't bring themseves

to rise from their couches,

break a sweat and participate

in life.

You want superheroes

to protect you,

and make yourselves ever more

powerless in the process,

while you tell yourselves

you're being looked after,

that your futures are being

served and your rights are being upheld.

So that the system can keep

stealing from you,

smiling at you all the while.

Go ahead, send your supers

to stop me.

Grab your snacks, watch your

screens and see what happens.

You are no longer in control,

I am.

Find anything?

Sorry!

What happened?

What happened, is,

you destroyed my evidence!

What's going on? What'd I do?

- What'd you guys do to me?

- That's right punk, blame the system!

Your tracker worked like a charm,

Evelyn, you're a genius.

Aw, shucks! I'm just the genius

behind the genius.

The New Urban city council...

Dad, we're doing fractions and

'dennis-mals' and percentages

- I don't get'em.

- Aren't you ...

- Didn't we get all caught up?

- Yeah, we were caught up

And now, we're doing fractions

and percentages and 'demisals'

Decimals

...of the Incredibile, or the supercar

once driven by superhero,

Mr. Incredible.

It's the kind of thing you buy,

when you have everything else.

They said it was beyond repair.

Hey, it was in perfect condition.

You used to have that?

They said it was destroyed.

Once thought lost or destroyed the

famous car turned up at private auction.

They said it was...

That's my car!

(...stupid car's features...)

This car's just loaded

with amazing gadgets.

- Care to demonstrate?

- I'd love to, but,

we haven't figured out how

to make them work, yet.

Wow! You do that?!

Huh?

What are you doing? This is not a toy!

That's a rocket launcher!

NO WAY?!

Which one launches the rocket?

Hey, this is not your car.

It's not your car, either.

It is, so! It's the Incredibile.

- Well why's that guy have it?

- He shouldn't.

Launch the rocket!

Launch the rocket!

LAUNCH! THE! ROCKET!!

We're not launching anything.

Do you think I want an angry rich

guy coming after me right now,

when I'm trying to not to...

distract...

your mother

Hm... rich guy!...

So you're not gonna steal your car

back from the rich guy?

- Jack-Jack has the powers?

- Well, yeah, but...

- You knew about this?

- Yeah.

- Why didn't you tell us?

- I dunno.

We're your kids.

We need to know these things.

- You tell mom?

- No! - Why not?

Your mother is not

what we're talking about.

- Why not tell mom?

- Because, I didn't want... - What?

- Because, it's not the time.

- Come on, man. - Why?

- Because ...

- It's, so, uncool.

Because I'm fomulating OK?

I'm taking in information,

I'm processing.

I'm doing the math,

I'm fixing the boyfriend

and keeping the baby from

turning into a flaming monster.

How do I do it?

By rolling with the punches, baby!

I ain't doing no crash landing, OK?

'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible,

not Mr. Softsoap, or Mr. Mediocre Guy.

Mr. Incredible!

We should call Lucius.

No! I can handle it.

There's no way I'm gonna...

I'm gonna call Lucius.

Looks normal to me.

When did this start happening?

- Well, since Helen got the job.

- I assume she knows.

Are you kidding?

I can't tell her about this.

Not while she's doing hero work.

Mama.

Girls, come on. Leave the saving

of the world to the men?!

I don't think so!

I've got to succeed so she can succeed.

So we... can succeed.

I get it, Bob. I get it.

When was the last time you slept?

Who keeps track of that?

Besides, he's a baby, I can handle it.

I got this handled.

So... you're good then?

You got everything under control,

right?

What the?!...

Okay, Jack-Jack want a cookie?

Yum-yum, cookie. Jack-Jack...

Yum-yum, cookie.

Cookie.

- You're not?... - Cookie.

- Oh my God!

Woah, daddy!

So, he can hear you...

from the other dimension. Yeah.

That, is creepy. And that's not good.

Not like our other kids. No, it is not!

Full power:
totally random.

So, now he's, what ... physically there?

Yeah, well, you'd think so, right?

Obviously, I can't keep giving him cookies!

But if I stop...

No! No biting, dad. Don't bite!

OK.

I think I just need a little bit of

me time.

Then I'll be good to go.

Oh, you need more than me time, Bob.

You need major life realignment

on a number of levels.

Starting with baby super-freak,

here!

You need some solid

outside the box thinking.

Galbaki?

Elastigirl's supersuit is by Galbaki?!

Explain yourself.

Bob Parr, son, you're

worse than I thought.

It's the baby. I brought the baby.

Highly unusual.

You look ghastly Robert Parr.

I broke my daughter.

They keep changing math.

I need AA batteries, but I got AAAs

So, I still need AA batteries.

Put one red thing with a load of

whites, now everything's pink.

There's not many eggs....

Done properly, parenting is a heroic act.

Done 'properly'.

And fortunately,

it has never affected me.

But, you do not come to me for

eggs and batteries, Robert.

I designing hero wear, and

Elastigirl must have a new suit!

Actually it's Jack-Jack.

You also wish a new suit for the baby?

I would hardly classify this

as an emergency.

Well, it's a special case,

worth studying.

If I could just leave him

with you for a while.

Leave him?! Here?!

I'm not a baby person, Robert.

I have no baby facilties.

I am an artist.

I do not involve myself in

the prosaic day-to-day....

Did you see this, Robert?

My God!

Yes.

Of course you can leave the baby

overnight, after all filling in for Helen

is challenging and

you are very tired

and the other children need you and miss

you and need you close to them.

Auntie Edna will take

care of everything

so drive carefully and good bye,

I enjoy our visits.

'Auntie' Edna?

Attention, attention.

I wanna thank everyone

that came out, tonight,

in support of superheroes and

bringing them back into society.

You all made it happen.

And the need for this has

been made crystal clear

in recent days,

with bad actors, like

the self proclaimed Screenslaver,

threatening our peace.

His reign was short, huh?

I think to this woman, a great super,

You love her, you missed her.

Welcome back, Elastigirl!

Come on up here.

Don't be bashful.

Come on, get up here.

I want you to have this.

A memento.

Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,

I never would've guessed it.

I'm forever in your debt.

And thanks to all of you. Your

pressure changed all the right minds.

We made amazing headway

in a very short time,

which leads me to an

important announcement.

Just now, at a world-wide summit,

leaders from more than a hundred

of the world's top countries

have agreed to make

superheroes legal again!

We'll gather superheroes

and leaders

from all over the planet

on our boat the Everjust,

for a televised signing

ceremony at sea!

Now, if you'll excuse us,

we got a ship to catch!

Hey, hi... me again...

Um, there's ... something

I've always wanted to ask you.

How do you balance the superhero

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