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Whclf glitch?

Basically,

the error causes the artificial leg to...

lock up...

and snap.

H's not funny.

Sorry, go ahead.

Lifile more time to figure ii out.

That's so wrong, you're going to hell.

If's not funny.

Sorry, I don't know why

I'm laughing, I'm sorry.

So I iold my supervisor Yang about ii.

And she told me to keep my mouth shut,

especially to Sun Biao.

Well, this could be serious

especially with the company

so close to going public.

Yeah as luck would have if,

ihe securities commission

requested u special hearing

to learn more about the product.

She asked you to testify as the expert.

Nof just ihai...

They wcani me to lie of the hearing.

Tell a lifile lie, company

stays in business,

management makes millions of dollars.

You might even get some big cuss bonus.

Tell the irufh...

Everything everyone's

worked for, for years,

goes right down the toilet.

And I'll probably be ouf of

u job and out on the street

high demand...

Don't worry.

While you've been talking,

I've been formulating a plan.

Whui plan?

A donut?

It's cl tire, you idiot.

That's your brilliant plan?

Don't worry, paper's gonna

teach you some new tricks.

Your fish is dead.

Kept me company for 4 years.

Couple months ago.

Remind me never to keep you company.

Sneaky bastard, you didn't

tell me you were married.

She's cute.

That's Pong.

We married two years oui of college.

Rung "s I" "MW"?

She's a twig.

Should have seen her as u kid,

her school photos had to be aerial shots.

Got if.

What are you doing home?

I'll explain later. Have to go.

Whatever. I'm coming foo.

Hello? I'm in cl hurry.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

To my office.

My wife Pang.

This is our neighbor.

Hello.

He's the guy I told you about.

What's his problem?

Douche-bug.

Go.

Home?

Why stop there? Do Yang's foo.

Do if!

Imagine their faces

when they see what we did.

Live free or die frying!

Ok, I have to admit that was fun.

But what wcls the actual point of fhai?

It's phase one in the plan

to free your mind and allow

you To find your true calling.

How many phases are there?

Thai depends on you.

Stay here, lei me see what's up.

Look how long the scratch

is, you old idiot.

Where...

Here dumboss! You blind?

Fine, whatever.

I'm a reasonable guy...

Just give me 2,000.

That much? Really?

Or we can call the cops, up 10 you.

I'll call Old Jica oi the precinct now.

And trust me,

if the cops come it's gonna cost you more.

I don't have...

to waste everyone's iime?

I really don't have...

You can forget the discount!

Hey! You lifile sh*t!

You trying to run? You guilty bastard.

So you won't pay?

But I don't have that kind of money!

Fine.

Piss off!

If I had hil you instead,

you'd be faking a concussion by now!

Stop! Please!

Take some responsibility!

Thanks bro, here.

Let's just all go home.

He's poor, so he gets away with if?

This cur wasn't free you know.

He isn't getting out of this one today.

Give if here.

It's understandable,

but smashing his bike

doesn't make ii right, does if?

Hey mind your own business pal.

This is the only way he'll learn.

Lesson here.

Give if!

You gonna give if back or not?

Give if buck a**hole!

Ok then! You cull just wait and see!

- Forget ii man.

- What? Whcl?

Think I'm afraid?

Think I don't know people?

Stay, stick around and see!

You stay loo!

Go call the cops, do ii!

So what you "know" people.

The mailman friggin' knows people.

Think you're befier

because you have some money?

Well, guess what?

Not on my watch, biich!

Run!

Siop!

Siop!

"Not on my watch, b*tch"?

I'll kill you!

- There he is!

- Get in!

Hurry.

Get buck here!

Go! Hurry UP!

Handbrake! Hello?

My head's going to burst!

Breath deeply, you did great.

You just completed phase two,

lot sooner than I thought.

So what's next?

Next?

Enough excitement for one day.

You did good, Batman.

It's open.

Hey, where you been?

You've been holed up in here for days.

Sewing is for women and fruifcakes.

Secret project.

Whatever.

I'm making a costume.

I'm sick of people getting

away with doing bod things.

You gonna get that?

It's just Yang again.

So whdfve you decided to do?

I haven't.

I'm focusing on more important issues.

Some one goifo do the "die frying"

in order for everyone to "live free".

Are you saying what I'm thinking?

I'm destined to do more in life.

Congratulations! You've found your calling.

Now the three phases are complete.

Open up.

I don't have the key.

Sec!

Whc are you doing in there?

Coming.

Where've you been?

Hold you, Henun.

You still went?

Could have told me.

Why do you keep faking

oui-of-town assignments?

Con'? You investigate local stories?

What's wrong now?

Me? Nothing.

It's always a delight to

come home 10 cl pigsfy.

I'm not your maid,

"picking up your crap CI" the time.

What's your problem?

It's just ca stupid old washing machine.

You're a stupid old washing machine!

Do if yourself!

What's with you?

You're nice when you wclnf The company,

and snoy when you don't.

You're like u cut.

Mess?

Not like you're ever home!

I know what this is about.

You really need to move on.

It was months ago!

Open up.

Go away!

Come on...

Who's the one with the

dead fish in the tank!

And I need to move on?

You, You big...

Let the de-clssholing begin.

My gosh...

Alright. Ready?

H.L.F.?

Waif.

Huo Lei Feng.

"Do us comrade Lei Feng did"?

"Do the right thing, serve the people."

Buck in Chairman Mao's days...

He's u hero.

Anyway, H.L.F. means Lei Feng incarnate.

Nice.

Let's do this, boss.

How come we can't find

trouble when we're looking for if?

Times care good, the masses care happy.

Plan.

We can't just room the streets.

We should start a blog, those are popular.

Get people to write-in

and request our help.

What would you do? You do if?

What would I do?

Can you afford to?

It's a rock and a hard place.

Nice fellow like you,

getting thrown in with ihe company of

greedy bastards who produce

genetically mutated cancer tomatoes.

And ihen you're just u guy

trying to put food on the table.

What does your wife say?

You haven? Fold her?

I don't wanf her 1'0 worry about ii.

Money is fight enough as ii is.

How much money do you

have on you right now?

Why?

We can still do this.

You pay, I'll pick.

We'll split halves if ii works.

This is so stupid, man.

We're lucky Pang's not home.

This is if.

Tonight's loffo is for a

Good guess. We lose the rest.

You're so negative.

Alright this is ii. Here we go.

N01 bud, my mun.

Four numbers.

We must have won something, right?

And the last number is...

Sh*t.

Whcli did I fell you!

We won! No way! We won!

I can't believe this. How'd you know?

You're u genius!

We did if, I just knew!

This is so great.

I can finally quit my

stupid piece-of-shii job.

Pung's going to be so happy.

This is gonna fix everything.

N01 only Thai...

Our new operation is fully financed!

What the...

I wouldn't go in there for about an hour.

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