Inside the Whore

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INSIDE THE WHORE

My God...

Wow!

Welcome!

My name is John Smith.

I'm from

"Another World Entertainment".

Acouple of weeks ago we received

a film and a note in the mail.

It happens all the time, but...

...this is not an ordinary note.

I'll read the note.

If you manage to get this film

approved by the film board...

...you will be allowed to release it.

This is my second film...

...and clearly

my greatest masterpiece.

I'll be proud if you accept

"Inside the Whore".

All profits will go to you as

thanks for your collaboration.

But only if you also release part 2.

In it's full length.

That note did not

just come from anybody.

That note didn't come from some

student at the Norwegian Film School.

It came from someone with a vision.

Aman with a vision!

Hallelujah!

- Oh...

- Yes?

Excuse me, my name is Hans,

from the Norwegian MediaAuthority.

This is my wife Dagrun, from the

feminist organisation Rottar.

This is my friend and colleague

Mikkel, from the media authority.

You asked

for distribution of "The Whore"...

...for the sole purpose

of making money.

We are very proud of

"The Whore" as a product.

And I am very thankful that you are

here, so you can give your rating...

...to our last product

"Inside the Whore!"

We have come to see the product

and form an opinion.

This is a product,

you say so yourself.

It's not a film.

It's about violence and nudity.

It's the same trash as part 1.

It could have been made by a bunch of

horny high school students up north.

With that statement, you discard

not only this film...

...but the director and, above all,

every future Norwegian director.

My colleague is saying that the

film does not deserve distribution.

The film has fans all over the world.

It's an international phenomenon.

There's a bunch of people out there

with weird fetishes...

...who have no idea whatsoever

what quality film is.

The first film made people puke...

...and pass out in the theatre.

It shocked the Norwegian press...

...so much that they slaughtered the

film like a lamb at the altar.

At the altar ofignorance!

And arrogance!

And despite the absence of support

in his own country...

...this person has carried out

his new vision...

...in a style which he himself calls

"meta action".

The man with the vision:

Reinert Kiil!

And his new vision is

"Inside The Whore"!

Or The Whore 2,

as some people like to call it.

When does the cultural news start?

- Around 22.30.

- Then we won't make it.

Oh yes, this is probably

the same crap as last time.

We'll watch a bit, approve it,

then e-mail saying to air this sh*t.

- I'm hungry.

- Let's buy sushi on our way home.

- Yes.

- Baby...

Not here. Please,

I have told you a hundred times.

Not among people.

But you know yourtight pants

make me so horny.

Then

show it in different way, please.

- What will people think?

- What kind of people?

People around us.

They are looking at us.

Baby, honey... Honey...

You know I love you.

- I love you, too, but...

- Shhh! It's starting!

Don't you "shhh" me!

You male chauvinist pig.

Finding a new one now.

The film is starting.

Stop here!

- On a trip?

- Who are you?

I sell flowers here. It started as

a little mole and spread to the body.

Doc says

I can't get more chemotherapy.

- It's not the sh*t in your mouth?

- Snuff makes me horny.

Ayear ago I got cancer. Look.

I have only three months to live.

This morning I vomited blood. I used

to cough blood, today I vomited.

Damn how you cough blood.

- What's your name?

- Marthine.

- How old are you, Marthine?

- I'm 19.

- What are you doing here?

- It's an audition, I think.

Audition for what?

- An audition for what?

- Afilm.

- You know there's nudity in the film?

- Yeah, I heard about it.

- What do you think about nudity?

- No nudity in front of a camera.

- How far are you willing to go?

- Underwear.

- Can I see you f***ed hard?

- Yes. But why is there a camera here?

For the record,

so I can watch it later.

- But nobody will watch this?

- Nobody but me.

- Can you stand up?

- Yes.

Turn around.

Sit down.

I'm going to

ask you to show your tits.

- To get the part?

- Yes.

- Can I see yourtits now?

- Nobody else will see this?

No, I promise.

So...

Are you filming?

We just have to do this now.

We...

- Did you change the tape?

- Oh, f***!

Promise me that no matter

what happens...

...while we are shooting,

that you won't stop filming.

You must promise me that.

- What's your role?

- Production and personal assistant.

- Are my tits going to be on film.

- You should take the role to the max.

- Is that what you're saying?

- It's in the script, you did read it?

I have read the script.

There was nothing about me being naked.

Since you're famous from "Fritt Vilt"

and Max Anus, you can get it all?

My dear, little boy!

Do you think I'm going to take my

clothes off in a low budget movie?

Which all of a sudden has no script,

no f***ing plot or story!

Jeanette's process

has completely disappeared!

And on top of that, a crap director!

Afucker! I've met many a**holes...

...but none of them

as dark as yours!

Do you hearme!

I don't understand why I even bother.

You are worthless. You're not even

worth my anger. I just...

Poorbastards

who have to work with this sh*t! Oh!

F***!

Hi.

Hi.

I've always dreamt about making

a film which is as real as possible.

And...

Part 1 was crude,

but it was fictional.

So what could then be better than

putting reality into the fiction.

We'll be shooting the first scene.

Between Robot Geisha versus...

Can we do that again?

Now we'll start filming...

...the first encounter between

Geisha and...

Shooting.

The first day between Robot...

Robot Geisha versus Tanya

out in a field.

OK... We'll start pretty soon.

They'll run towards each other,

and there will be...

...fighting, weapons, blood...

It's a battle oflife or death.

That's what we'll start with.

This is good. Isn't it?

We like this.

Yes... That's cool.

Torgrim, are you finished packing?

- Stop.

- Thank you.

Can I see it? Can I see it?

I'm the assistant director.

We're delayed, but we're going

to shoot the first scene.

Anna Lee d'Oratzio, as I said,

the assistant director-

- making sure everything works.

So far we haven't really started.

I'll make sure things happen on time.

Reinert to Anna Lee:

Are we leaving soon?

Eh... Soon, soon, soon.

I have to go, sorry...

OK, people!

What do you think?

Will you get a film out of this?

We'll make the hottest movie.

What do you think of the girls?

Top notch?

Don't you think?

We've stuck to the plan so far.

I believe this will be

the movie of the century.

Yes.

Tonight we'll get them dead drunk.

- Can I ask you a question?

- Fornication?

Look at him!

- Have a little drink. Have a drink!

- No!

No.

Look here.

Why did you decide to make

the sequel to The Whore?

I'll tell you...

There are two reasons.

One:
To please the fans.

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