Intermission Page #8

to know, all right...

that you feel the same.

That's it.

How hard was that?

Hard enough.

Well, I do feel the same.

- What's wrong?

- Not in front of your ma.

You f***ing prude!

They don't mind.

- Will you ever cheat on me?

- Never.

- Will you take care of me?

- Always.

- Will you ever neglect me?

- No.

- Raise a hand to me?

- No.

Take a sh*t on me?

Do you want me to?

I have had enough of you.

F***ing coming in here every night...

On your marks. Get set. Go!

Where are you,

you grumbling old piece of sh*t, youse?

Come on, you old f***er.

Oh, my leg.

Default, man.

Where is he?

Default. There was an obstacle.

Do you see this?

I am the king of the world.

The king of the Republic of Ireland.

Saw you on the box, love.

- Yes?

- You were sh*t.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

And thank you because you are out of here.

So, you and Sally, man.

Who'd have thought?

F***ing love her, man.

Here, wait till I tell you

what we did last night.

Don't, man, f***'s sake.

You're right. Keep it to myself, I will.

- Cherish it.

- That's it.

Relish it, I will.

So, you relish being out of a job?

F***ing right.

No getting up, no taking orders.

- No Henderson.

- That's the best bit.

- Being free of that f***.

- Absolutely.

- Are you off, Mr. Henderson?

- I am, indeed, Mrs. Rooney.

A little R&R, as they say in the States.

Isn't it lucky for some?

I am the boss.

I have authority.

You are the minion.

You're beneath.

I have the power.

What do I have?

I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Speak up.

What do I have?

That's right.

That's absolutely...

What the f***?

- Where the hell is it?

- Just do it manually.

Are you sitting on it?

Just do it manually.

This is good.

You can see the nocturnal activities...

No, I saw this one. Something else.

Is it under you?

Keep going. Come on.

No, back one.

Back one.

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