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just kill them? I wont accept this. I cannot.

Dad! I dont like his look or complexion.

Kill him first dad.

I will kill him, dear. Dont be tensed.

What are you saying, huh? What are you saying?

Did my parents lovingly bring me into this world for you to kill?

They brought me up with love though I am dark.

They gave me gripe water when I cried and bisleri when I smiled.

They had me use shampoos for anti hair fall and lotion for a clear face.

They got me trendy dresses stitched so that I can be modern.

Forget all this.

They thought I will be Tendulkar if I held a cricket bat

Vishwanathan Anand if I played chess.

Mega star if I did the Veena step

Power star Pawan Kalyan if I kept my hand on my nape.

Above all they thought I will become Abdul Kalam as soon as I said a for apple.

Though I became nothing, they educated me without regrets.

I found a job in a software company by luck.

I wanted to give a friendship gift or a birthday gift to a girl,

get married and settle down in life

And you want to kill me a software employee?!

Hey! He talks too much.

Flight? - What flight?

There! That one!

Is this the flight?!

Hey! Save me man!

Look! If you talked this much I could save you.

But you talked THIS much. So would you let me down?

Do something!

Why are you clicking pictures man?

I will tell you. - What will you tell me?

Will you tell me you made a trial for a girl?

Hey! Give him the tub bath.

Keep aside tub bath and bubble bath.

You will get a call now. We will talk later.

Oho! He says I will get a phone call.

I hate recommendation.

I will take care of you after the call.

Go and stand there.

We will seewe will see. - Dont meddle with him. Move.

Ahwhat man! What did he tell you?

He asked us to jump from here sir. - Aha! So what is your decision?

We havent taken a decision yet, sir.

So, you didnt take any? - No, sir.

I will make a decision then. - What decision sir?

Soyou beat the police under masks? - It was a mistake, sir.

Hey! Give them some current.

Sir!

States are fighting for water and you are wasting it here, sir.

Is it fair, sir?

So you say states are fighting over four mugs of water and five units of electricity!

Hey, he is talking politics. Increase the voltage for him.

Ok, sir.

Put me on the plane sir. - No sir.

Put me on the plane sir. Aero-plane is the right choice for me sir.

No brother. No brother. No brother.

What is this sir?

Why to put the chain in his neck and pull it off?

He is a chain snatcher.

They are doing it to teach him a lesson.

He wont learn a lesson, brother. He will lose his life.

Ah! No, no!

Brother, it looks like there is more voltage in this house than the city.

Dear! Come, come. Ah!

Sit and eat watching happily.

Hey! Untie him and tie up the guy in white shirt.

What is this? Why does the girl act possessed?

What is this father-daughter atrocity?

That?!

When she was small,

Someone promised her a chocolate if she allowed him to tie the sacred thread.

She was tempted and obeyed.

But he only tied the thread and ran away without giving the chocolate.

She developed a grudge on men thinking all men are cheats.

She takes it out like this with the help of her dad.

Really?

If that idiot gave her the chocolate that day, all of us would be saved now.

Brother! - Ah?

I was the one who ran away without giving her the chocolate, brother.

Ah! It was you! - Yes, brother.

We used to live next to the police quarters then.

I had a lot of hair then.

I have become dark in the tension of moving around with you.

But I was quite glamorous those days.

But I never imagined this girl would turn into a sadist and remain one for 20 years, brother.

Sir!

What is it?

If you promise to leave us, I will tell you a secret sir.

What is that?

I know the man who ran away without giving the chocolate to your daughter, sir.

Who is that?

Who is that?

Fish!

What is it, dear? What?

Why the tears?

Do you want me to kill him?

My anger in his absence has disappeared after seeing him, dad.

What do you mean?

Sir, I advise you as an elder.

Get these two married. They will make a nice couple.

What sister? She is smiling, sir.

Ok. Isnt your choice my choice?

Sir, sir! You have a call from the DGP office sir.

From the DGP office? What could it be?

Hello!

Personal interest in dealing with the criminals on your own money.

I have seen the videos of you on face book

So, we added your name to the DSP promotion list.

Thank you, sir. Thank you. - Dont thank me.

Thank the guy who posted the videos - Who is it, sir?

My friend.

What are you saying boy?

Is he the one who posted them on the face book?

Whatever!

You got me the ten years due promotion in just ten minutes.

You are great!

I am not great, sir. You are great.

The good that you do has come back to you.

Sir, I have a small request. - What is it?

Please talk to the girl and tell her not to get into complaints and fights, sir.

Ah, ah. I am getting a call

Its her call.

Hello!

Hello! Uncle! - Dear, what is it?

What did you do with him?

Erthat boy is a nice fellow.

He is disciplined. Leave him.

He may be nice to you.

But for me he is still a rogue. I will not leave him.

Bah!

The girl says she wont leave. What to do now?

Did she say she wont leave? Give me the phone.

I will make her leave. wait.

What? You are talking too much. What?

Hey! Who are you?

I am North Koreas President Kim Jong speaking.

Say another word

I will drop the nuclear bomb not on America but on you.

You are rambling because you dont know me or my background.

Really? What do I care who you are?

My friend shines like a new 2000 note.

You look like an old, torn 20 rupee note.

You roam on a rickety scooter

you think you are in the range of my friends trials!

Hey! Why are you so rude to her?

Shh! Ladies are fond of jewelry and scared of a shouting man.

Are you scared?

Hey! You are crossing your limits! - Hey! Hang up!

I am not going to leave you. - What dear? Are you not ready yet?

Ahone minute, dad.

She is always late.

The function will be over by the time she gets ready.

Make it fast.

What, mom?

We cant get ready yesterday for todays function, right dad?

Correct!

Sir! She is..

My daughter, Sandhya.

Greetings, madam.

She returned from the US last month.

She has done her MBA. She is your next boss.

This is

One of our employees, Teja. A very nice boy.

Some people are fine to look at.

But we must check on their character.

Carry on. I will talk for a while. - Ok, come.

Sir.

Madam! I understood your statement and its meaning.

Please forget all about the trial.

You are our future boss for real.

I am your employee.

A boss should forgive their employees.

It would be royal on your part.

Is it?

If I am to forgive you, there was this guy who spoke to me over the phone

Giri, madam.

I dont want his name. I want him.

That idiot will be in front of you before the function gets over.

Please sit in the front row.

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