Invasion of the Saucer Men Page #5

Once you get started,

it's hard to stop.

What are you getting at,

Lieutenant ?

Spit it out !

Did it ever occured to you

that there might be

other units, just like ours,

covering up other things ?

I can't go another step, Johnny !

I've got to rest !

I think we're safe here

for a minute.

Do you think they killed Art ?

I don't know. I saw them

pick him up and carry him away.

Johnny, we've got to get help.

We've got to !

We can't just leave him to

those creatures.

What are we gonna do ?

I don't know.

Johnny ...

What if we'd turn

ourselves into the police ?

You're kidding, aren't you ?

Don't you see ?

If we get the police out here, we'll get

them to help Art out in some way.

Yeah, that's an idea.

Come on, let's go

use Larkin's phone.

Well, that does it.

- Not a trace.

- It's a good night's work !

Now we can go home

and get some sleep.

Yeah ...

And read about a jet crash

in tomorrow's morning papers.

- What did you say ?

- Nothing, sir. Nothing at all.

But I tell you, we're ready

to give ourselves up.

If you'll just come out

to the Larkin farm !

You're not wanted anymore.

Why don't you

go home and sleep it off ?

What about Joe Gruen ?

According to the autopsy

we did, the cause of death

was heart failure,

due to alcoholism.

The alcohol content of his blood was

the highest our coroner had ever seen !

What about the fender of my car ?

You said that proved I hit him.

Oh you hit him alright.

But only after he was dead !

After ?

Yeah, the way we figure,

he was drunk.

And he ran the car off the road,

and down the hill.

We found a liquor bottle near it.

You found his car ?

Yeah, that's what tipped us off.

He must've managed

to get out of his car,

and climb back up to the road.

The exhaustion and the alcohol

were just too much for his ticker,

and he conked out.

Then you kids must've come along,

and run over his body.

But won't you come out here !

What for ?

You're in the clear.

What about taking your car ?

You still want us for car theft !

One of our patrol car

has recovered my car

when they went out to check

on an airplane crash.

But we stole it just the same !

Don't worry young lady,

your father took care of that.

Look, why don't both of you

go home and sleep it off !

And don't bother me again !

Mr. Hayden.

Mr. Hayden !

Trust Daddy.

He came through again.

What about Lover's Point ?

No, not at a time like this !

Don't be silly, I mean the gang.

They may still be there.

They'll help us.

They'll believe us.

- What makes you think so ?

- I know so.

They aren't like

our parents or the police.

They won't think we're drunk or crazy

or anything just because we're young.

You know, I think you're right !

Come on, let's go !

Doggone kids !

Look what they've done to Oswald.

I'll fix him !

You go this way, I'll go that.

We were attacked by

weird creatures !

What ?

Tom, Liz, you gotta help us.

And they captured him !

The police wouldn't believe us.

Will you help us ?

I'll show you the way.

Come on !

They're heading

toward that clearing

where there used to be

a nice pond, remember ?

Yeah, yeah !

Okay, gang.

Now everybody turn off your lights.

Once we get up there,

we'll surround the clearing.

Once we're in position,

I'll give a signal, like this.

That'll be the signal for

everybody to turn on your lights.

Does everybody got it ?

Yeah, yeah !

Okay, gang, let's go.

Hey, Johnny, wait for me !

I was lonely back there.

Let's go.

Come on, gang !

Hey, what's happened ?

Where am I, uh ?

You're alright. Little green men

had you but ... we burned them up

Wow, what a buzz I got out of it.

Hey, is this some kind of a gag ?

But how, Johnny ?

Just like his roommate.

Acute alcoholism !

These monsters kill their victims

by sticking them with alcohol.

Pure alcohol !

Why isn't he dead then,

like Joe Gruen ?

Let me finish !

You don't happen to die

unless you're already loaded.

And if you are, that's it.

Too much ...

He just had too much.

What's going on here ?

How did I get here ?

What is this ?

Some kind of a joke ?

You gotta remember.

Remember !

No use, Johnny, he won't remember

a thing of what's happened.

Yeah, just like anybody else

who's been on a bend.

Now you kids listen to me !

You got my bull drunk.

I'm gonna take the law

into my own hands.

If you're not off my land in

60 seconds, I'm gonna start shooting.

I'll bet that no one

will ever believe us.

Of course not !

After all, we're just crazy kids.

Come on.

Get out !

But what if they come back again ?

What if there's

more around right now ?

I guess the best thing

we can hope is that

the next guy who runs into

one is a 100% certified adult !

Messy young'uns !

Oh well ! Being young

has its compensations.

Hey Paul !

Paul !

How would you like

to be my best man ?

Johnny, I can't get

married like this !

- I'll swap dresses with you.

- Then you can be my maid of honor !

Young'uns !

- Hey, you two slipped your track ?

- No we just got back on it !

Get in there, and let's drive !

So that's my story.

Poor Daddy.

Johnny and Joan helped me

remember a little of it.

But I wrote it,

you understand.

A true story ?

Well, that's the nice thing about

all this book writing business ...

You pay before you read.

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