Ippadai Vellum Page #2

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Fine. Send it.

Boss,

let's interview everyone from tomorrow...

and then lend the money!

Not tomorrow. We will start it right away.

How many have turned up in need of finance?

Whoa! She looks hot!

Ok sir.

Priya, you may go upstairs.

Whoa!

Quite an 'open-type' girl.

Good morning sir.

Good morning.

Good, good, good morning.

Why is it getting hot in here?

When you can expose yourself to get money...

then how can I be sure that you won't expose me after getting the money?

Sir, you are wrong!

I'm absolutely right!

I am an expert in 'Interest' rates and...

expert in dealing with people having wrong interests.

No money for you! Get out!

Get lost you pothead!

Call in the next person.

Poor soul!

Guess God was upset when he made him.

We can trust him and lend money.

He can't escape and run.

Even if he runs away, we can catch him easily.

Boss, see that? He isn't exposing himself.

Please have a seat.

Hello you baldie.

Greetings.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

Tell me.

Here are my complete details.

I want to start a tea shop.

I need 0.1 million.

Every month, I shall show no interest to pay on time.

I mean I shall pay the interest on time.

You can't even sit properly,

yet you wanna make it on your own!

Yes sir.

This stand of yours...

has got you a place here!

But I am here. Sitting right opposite to you.

So tell me how will you make the tea with such a condition?

Enough. That's enough.

You might just spill the tea.

You better hire someone.

Thank you sir.

- Boss. - Boss!

Give Kozhandai whatever he demands.

I shall myself sign in as guarantee for him!

Look here.

He runs as fast as P.T. Usha's grandson!

Show me.

Here.

Isn't this Kozhandai?

Thank you actor 'Thala' Ajith.

Catch him!

No one can catch me!

I am the terrorist of terrorists!

Cut. One more.

What the hell?

But why?

He laughs only thrice. Sync the laughter to that.

Sir, notice keenly; he laughs five times.

Who is the engineer here? You or me?

Yeah right! He says it like he is the engineer who built Eiffel Tower!

What?

Err..well.. I said I'll dub again with proper sync.

Ok. Take.

No one can catch me!

I am the terrorist of terrorists!

Take ok.

Kozhandaivelu, the dubbing will extend till early morning 2 AM.

Is the food here?

Sambar.

He serves it like he is serving it to some animal.

Tell me darling.

I am at the hospital for the final scan.

It's crowded in here.

I guess it'll take couple of hours.

So, you will be late?

Fine, you finish the scan, collect the report and go home.

I shall call you around 5:30 PM, during the break.

Fine? Take care.

By the way, you will reach here tomorrow morning right?

I'll catch the first bus early in the morning and come.

Koyambedu, the last stop, is here. Everyone get down.

You oldie...

wake up now. Get down; or do you wanna head back home in the same bus?

I'll get down, wait. You run your mouth too much!

Have you been waiting for long?

No mom. I just arrived.

Did Aishu hand over the file?

Velmuruga, get that file.

In a minute.

The bank manager called up. Didn't you pay the home loan due?

- I shall pay within 2 days. - Ok.

What's up Madhu? All fine?

Here.

See you mom.

- Had your food? - Yet to.

Work is important but health is even more important.

- Have food on time. - Ok, mom. See you.

Your son earns a handful...

and yet you spare him a mere 200 bucks.

He accepts it with a smile and leaves.

The modesty exhibited by both mom and son seems to be a little too much.

No matter how much he earns...

his happiness lies in me sparing him a little money.

He accepted it without any reasoning.

That's the happiness he gives me.

I have to worry about four lives, including mine.

My heart will be satisfied only if all four are healthy and safe.

You will never understand that.

It's better I don't understand it.

Spare me 200 bucks.

I shall eat my heart out at "Motel Highway"

Uh-oh! There's the devil staring at me!

Let me handle this.

Here are the original certificates you asked for.

Traffic, Baru.

Traffic?

You are the first person to get stuck in a traffic jam while walking.

I swear, Baru. There was heavy traffic.

Barghavi!

It's a beautiful name in Tamizh.

Bar, Baru sounds yuck!

Next you will call me 'pub.'

Now, wait.

Even my name is Madhusudhanan.

Don't you call me Madhu?

Do I get upset?

Guys and girls these days,

who are lovers...

would want their match to be kickass.

But us? Even our names are a kickass match!

Bar and...

Madhu ( also means Liquor)

- What a kickass combination! - Hands off me!

I'm furious!

Fine.

I'm late by half an hour.

But why so furious?

Do you even have any idea how embarrassing it was for me?

Madam, what would you like to have?

Give me 10 minutes. I'll order as soon as my friend arrives.

Is the 10 minutes over already?

He will be here soon. Give me another 10 minutes.

Madam, you have been occupying a space for half an hour.

You just keep telling your friend will come but he is nowhere to be seen.

This is peak hours.

The more customers I attend the more I can make on tips.

I see! Is he the one who will bring the wallet?

This is too much!

Let him come.

Only if the sponsor arrives, the sponsee can eat. Isn't it?

Wow!

"If the sponsor arrives, the sponsee can eat"

That's an awesome dialogue.

This waiter sounds to be quite a writer.

I am the sponsor here!

And you are the one who eats!

Who will advertise all this?

Here, check if the certificates are fine.

Bearer,

2 cups of tea, please.

After all the long wait was for just 2 cups of tea?

Uh-oh!

You are very lucky, madam.

You came in a shirt....

and now it's a Tea-shirt!

He is definitely a writer.

I'm gonna teach him a....

- Excuse me. Get me the cheque. - Ok.

He must be given a real good thrashing.

Good thrashing?

Let's do it.

Who? You? Are you going to fight him?

He is a beast and you are an insect in comparison.

He will squash you!

Is it so?

Wanna challenge?

Give me two hundreds bucks.

Here.

Sir, just a minute....

why are you paying 200 instead of 40 bucks?

Sir both of us had 2 coffee, 2 Pooris and 2 Idlis.

The total bill is worth 190 bucks.

But your bearer just made a bill for 40 bucks and...

he told me that he will pay me 50% and take the remainder.

He says he has been doing it for 2 years.

But I couldn't do it...

because I've been a gentleman since birth. See you, sir.

Come on. Let's go.

Summon Kundalankesi!

Please no! Don't thrash me! No!

Baru...

In order to bust up such beasts...

one doesn't have to be well built.

All you need is 1400 gms of brain.

Use it cleverly and that would do.

Baru happy?

You have got an awesome criminal brain!

You are putting it to real good use.

Thank you. Thank you.

Move! Go!

Why is he here?

(2 months ago)

Crying or yelling isn't gonna make your case.

I understand your situations.

This recession time. I'm helpless.

Terminating us all of a sudden isn't fair.

There is a clause in your offer letter.

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