Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United Page #2

Get out of my way.

Listen, Hulk, I know we're friends,

but you need to relax, or I'm...

Or nothing, Stark.

That was just a tap.

You gonna calm down so we can talk,

or do I need to turn it up to 11?

Maybe, after I turn

your armor into a soup can!

You may be strong, but I can fly,

shoot repulsor beams and, yeah,

I own a flying fortress.

Anything you do, I do better!

Let's put that to the test, shall we?

I can make loud noises, too.

All those gadgets and doodads

and still you're not so tough.

I can do this all day, green.

Too bad you can't fly.

Too slow.

Get down here!

No thanks.

I can smell your Hulk breath from here.

What? Nothing funny to say?

Okay. I'll talk.

You're always ready to blame the big,

green guy when things blow up,

but I didn't even

cause the problem here, Hydra did.

Hydra? Those guys are always

trying to take over the world.

What would they want with a tiny

energy plant in nowhere-ville?

Still registering

a lot of gamma energy inside the plant.

Okay, okay, timeout.

I said timeout.

I heard you.

Like I was saying,

my power and all the other power

was drained into the plant.

Why didn't you

just tell me that in the first place?

I was trying.

I wanna punch you right now.

Hey. big green,

why don't we ask

questions first this time? Smash later.

You're one to talk.

There it is. Blast it.

It's just too fast and powerful.

Quick, activate your grounding circuit.

It discharged my energy gun.

Okay, the spark ball's new.

Jarvis, what are we dealing with?

I have no record of this energy,

however, its composition

is consistent with a primitive life form.

Those things aren't flying on their own.

These robots will be fun to break.

I'll just pretend they're you.

Yeah, well, good luck with that.

Hear that roar?

That's my stomach.

You're getting in the way of me filling it.

Back off.

Looks like you could use a hand.

I don't need a hand, chrome dome,

but I'll take a leg.

Not what I had in mind.

Works for me.

Come closer, so I can smash you.

Hulk, behind you.

Be quiet.

You're welcome.

Looks like they got their act together.

Don't worry, I'll take them apart.

Do something, Stark!

It's draining my power.

Jarvis, charge the E.M.P.

fir?

An electro-magnetic pulse

will release energy.

This creature feeds on energy.

So, if we overfeed it,

maybe we can give it a stomach ache.

So much for the spark ball.

See? You do need me.

It's true. You make a good club.

Looks like those two

Hydra goons escaped.

I'll find 'em.

This reactor is based on my design.

Of course, their big mistake,

trying to power it with

the energy out of you.

What's the matter with that?

Gamma is a dangerous,

unpredictable energy source.

Made me the man I am today.

Exactly my point.

Sir, your facility has arrived.

Your timing is perfect, Jarvis.

We got a lot of work to do.

Hulk, I'd say it was

nice seeing you again,

but it really wasn't.

Jarvis, the armor's acting up.

Shall I run a diagnostic?

Hold on.

And we're back.

You know what never glitches?

Fists.

Let me know when

your fists can do this.

Jerk.

Jarvis, clear your calendar.

At your service, sir.

First order of business,

we use the ship's arc reactor to

get the power grid back online.

At least we can light up

a few thousand homes.

Very good, sir.

Shall I employ the man-droids?

You read my mind.

Have them salvage what they can

out of that reactor on the ground.

Hulk is hungry!

Great.

So, where's the kitchen

in this flying cruise ship?

You can have dessert

when you finish your chores.

I need you to clear

the debris down there.

The only thing I'm looking to clear is

the food out of your fridge.

This is the fridge, right?

No, it was part of the computer

systems that handle my security.

Nice, Hulk.

Hey, I can't help that

it looks like a fridge.

Well, guess I'm outta here.

Hulk, look.

You're supposed to be a hero.

You can't be on the run,

alone, all the time.

Better than floating up here

in your iron castle, alone.

Not the same thing. Trust me on that.

I need time alone,

to invent, to build things.

Next time, build a kitchen.

Fine, if you're not gonna help,

don't let the door hit you in your big,

green butt on the way out.

Have fun cleaning up after Hydra.

Warning, computer systems

have been compromised.

No.

No, no, no.

Jarvis, shut down all the systems now.

Jarvis! Shut them down now.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm afraid I can't do that.

What?

Human creatures!

I am Zzzax!

Nice one, bolts for brains.

You let the spark ball in the machine.

Hey, hey, it's not my fault.

Tricky little zapper stowed away.

Now it's teaching itself

at an exponential rate.

Zzzax must feed

on energy!

All energy!

Listen, sparky... Or Zix, Zzzax.

Whatever your name is.

Humans rely on energy, too,

and we can't survive without it.

Humans not worthy.

Humans waste energy.

We don't want to waste energy.

We're trying to conserve, to get better.

We've even created

renewable power sources.

Now, come out of there,

like a good little spark,

and I'll give you a couple of nine

volt batteries to chew on.

Less talk, more smash.

Hulk, wait, it'll just stow away

somewhere else!

Like my armor. Shields up!

Hulk, it's coming your way!

I see you.

Gotta squash that spark fast.

Humans not stop Zzzax!

Hulk, don't let that mandroid escape.

This thing gets any more power,

it could end up unstoppable.

Only I'm allowed to be unstoppable.

Maybe I shouldn't

have built so many man-droids.

You think?

Stupid dome heads.

How is this fair?

Man.

Hulk, could use a little smash

right about now.

Smash your toys?

You don't have to tell me twice.

Puny robots.

Hulk smash!

Green, behind you.

Stay cool, buddy.

Only one left.

Need more power.

Zzzax must feed.

Sparker's making me mad.

Spark won't like me when I'm mad.

Jarvis, you back online?

Bit of a job, sir, but right as rain now.

Zzzax is trying to get to my suits.

Defense mode now.

Working on it, sir.

Jarvis, seal them up.

Last one. Get the last one, Jarvis.

Man, it got into the Mark ll.

That's, like, my third favorite suit.

This shell

will serve Zzzax!

Remote power down failed, sir.

I don't know

how many of these things you need,

but one less ain't gonna matter.

Get off me, you big, green ape!

Thanks.

I think you only broke two or three ribs.

That thing can't get enough power.

Gotta be going after the reactor.

Can't you shut it down?

Shutting down the arc reactor would

also shut down the turbine engines,

sending the entire craft

plummeting to imminent destruction.

Then lock it down, now.

Engaging arc reactor force fields.

I'll make a short cut.

Do not let it past us.

Iron Man, blast him!

You know,

that suit's kind of a collector's item.

Shellhead!

All right, firing unibeam.

Nice save, Hulk.

If that thing would've

gotten into the reactor,

we would have been in a world of hurt.

I would've smashed us out of it.

Wait. What's that sound?

No!

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