Ishaqzaade

You're a bloody fool! Your

father's father is a bloody fool...

Your father is an ass!

You are an ass, you idiot!

You're the world's

biggest lizard you idiot!

You're a dog! Your father is a dog!

You are a mad dog!

Your mother is a bloody fool,

your father is a bloody fool...

Love rebels...

Love rebels...

These Birds of bedlam, Love rebels

They'll snipe your heart, Love rebels

They're twitching, Love rebels

To take this love apart. Love rebels

Among the lawful,

And the lawless,

Those that were

Among the thousands.

Love rebels,

The Love rebels,

Where are they now?

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

Among the stars,

Among the legends,

Those that were

In poets renditions.

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

Where are they now?

Not of the earth, nor of the sky,

Infinite unto themselves. The Love

- rebels...

Among the lawful,

And the lawless,

Those that were

Among the thousands.

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

Where are they now?

Among the stars,

Among the legends,

Those that were found

In poets renditions.

Love-rebels,

The Love rebels,

Where are they now?

...Chand's body is an atom bomb!

Chand's figure is killing!

Malti

Get me some diesel... ten cans.

The market's not doing too well...

...I don't have ten cans,

there's only one left...

Don't make me thrash you!

It's his Dadda (granddad's)

Birthday party tonight...

...the whole place has to be lit up,

the generator has to run all night...

Are you going to make

Chand Baby dance in the dark?

...they were here earlier...

...they've paid in advance

for ten cans of diesel...

...they'll be back any

minute to pick it up.

Who has paid the advance damn it?!

MLA Qureshi's men. They have

a party tonight as well...

There goes Law and Order!

Party... is it?!

Have you been invited

to do a cabaret?

Dear Lala... you do know that...

Qureshi will remain in power

only for a few more days...

...soon Dadda will win the elections,

so why do you want to mess with me?

Please try and understand Parma sir,

if I give you all the ten cans...

...they'll kill me... why don't

you share amongst yourselves...

Qureshis...

...and Chauhans... share?

Have you gone mad?

Why not share, anything's possible...

Kantilala, it says no smoking!

You take six cans

I'll give them five...

...ok, take seven... eight...

all... you take them all!

Thanks!

Come on Dance!

Take the diesel, let's leave!

The Qureshi's will be here any

minute, if you could hurry please...

...why get into unwanted brawls...

am saying it for your own good.

For my good?

Stop! What do you

think you're doing...

Parma, seriously?!

Always remember Kanti, no smoking!!

He did give you the diesel,

then why unnecessarily...

To teach him a lesson!

This time I've only turned

his warehouse into an oven...

...but in future if he

favours the Qureshi's...

...l'll turn it into his graveyard!

Die traitor! Die!

Qureshi sir owns the best

guns... some even imported...

Yeah! But I rarely get to

touch Abbu's (father's) guns...

...this one will be mine.

You should buy a sling to

aim at raw mangoes instead...

Who is going to aim at raw mangoes?!

I'm going to blast the

heads of those bloody Chauhans!

Yes... you blast their

heads and they blast yours...

...but it's us

commoners who will bleed.

How much?

Rs.20,000.

Rs.20,000?!

This is a copy, made locally,

that's why only Rs.20,000.

The original is for Rs.300,000

Here's Rs.8,000, remaining Rs.12,000,

you'll get it on Eid festival.

Pay the full amount and

only then you get the gun.

Don't you mess with

an MLA's daughter!

Or should I just call up Abbu,

and he will set you straight!

Go ahead, call him!

Gold earrings... real

gold... we're even now!

Don't you want the bullets?

Why wouldn't I not want the bullets?!

Hey! Let's go...

Where were you?!

Your mom has called six times...

didn't you hear the phone ring?

It's so noisy out here,

can't even hear gunshot!

Really!

Hi Ammi (mother)... heading home now...

Are you serious, you expect me to

bunk college and go buy the earrings?

And who'd make up for

my attendance...

...you, the jeweler,

or Javed's mother?

Anyway... when's Abbu going

to file his nomination papers?

He's done it already?

Without me... told him a hundred

times that I wanted to come along...

I don't want to hear anything...

you tell him he's in trouble.

Damn it! He has filed

the papers without me!

Ok calm down now and

show me the earrings.

Earrings?

Go on... fire away... it's loaded!

And the earrings?

I traded the earrings for this.

So what are you going

to wear this evening?

Now the party is for Abbu

contesting the elections.

The sparkle of my earrings

won't win him any extra votes...

...as for Mr. Javed...

...if he doesn't like my pretty

face without fancy earrings...

...then he may as well marry

a jeweler... and go to hell!

That's exactly what he'll do!

Come on old man... make way!

You will end up in the hospital,

and I'll have to deal with the mess.

The Qureshi lineage starts here...

these are Zoya's grand-parents...

god bless their soul...

My eldest sister... her husband,

your uncle...

Salavalekum! (Greetings!)

His three sons...

Salavalekum!

Salavalekum!

Mehtab, my younger brother...

Salavalekum!

...his two sons... Sohraab...

Salavalekum!

...and Shadaab.

Salavalekum!

This is me... your mom-in-law...

and this is our Zoya.

Abbu...

Here comes Ms. Earthquake!

Abbu...

Where did you graduate from?

London School of Medical Science...

Sala... valekum!

Hello!

Hello!

Abbu! This is not done!

What have I done?

I'm only showing the

family tree you made to Javed...

Very nice tree... is

Arts & Craft your hobby?

It was. 8 years ago,

back in my seventh grade.

Now my hobby is hunting! Ok?!

Why didn't you take me

along to file the papers?

What would you have

done in all that chaos...

I took your brothers along...

Fine! Then ask them to get

you all the votes as well.

You won't get a single

vote from my college now!

We'll get him the votes.

Now you know Javed,

how she threatens me...

Zoya! How could you come

here looking all shabby...

Come on lets go...

I'm not even going to

attend the party tonight!

No one is going to let

you in these rags...

That's my waistcoat

you're calling a rag!

Zoya gets my old worn out

waistcoats altered and wears them.

How often have I asked her

to get herself a new one!

That's Zoya's for you... rigid!

No gun or canon can shake her.

You be careful dear Javed...

...don't ever hurt her...

...or else this family

army of mine...

...will surely kill you.

Not a joke... seriously!

We will kill anyone, who hurts Zoya.

Understood?

...Chand's body is an atom bomb!

Chand's figure is killing!

Chand your body is

like a cell phone...

...oh baby, make me its ring tone...

Hail Hanuman!

Was Kanti's warehouse

overflowing with diesel?

Dadda had asked for only

six cans, I picked up ten!

Parma! Come up now.

Hang on Amma (mother),

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