ISRA 88

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-You don't understand!

[inaudible]

taking every genealogists space.

- None of that matters now.

- Look, it matters to me.

It matters that the only other

person here is now crazy!

- Protocol 214 B explains

procedures for when you go nuts!

-It's complicated!

And I need you to understand!

- You're acting crazy!

-No!

-What are you gonna do with those?

-In May of 1941, the war had just begun.

The Germans had the bigger ships,

they had the biggest guns,

the Bismark was the fastest

ship that ever sailed the sea.

On their decks were guns as big as steers

and shells as big as trees.

Out of the cold and foggy

night, came the British ship The Hood.

And every British seaman,

he knew and understood,

They had to sink the Bismark, the

terror of the sea ...Stop those guns.

Stop those guns as big as steers

and the shells as big as trees.

We'll find that German battleship

that's making such a fuss.

We've got to sink the Bismark

'cause the world depends on us.

Hit the decks a running boys

and spin those guns around,

When we find the Bismark,

we got to cut her down.

The Hood found the Bismark

and on that fatal day

the Bismark started firing

fifteen miles away,

we gotta sick the Bismark

was the battle sound.

But when the smoke had cleared

away, the mighty Hood went down.

For six long days and weary nights

they tried to find her trail.

Churchill told the people

"Put every ship a-sail."

'Cause somewhere on that

ocean I know she gotta be.

We've got to sink the Bismark

to the bottom of the sea.

We'll find that Ger, am battleship

that's making such a fuss.

We've got to sink the Bismark

'cause the world depends on us.

Yeah hit the decks a running

boys and spin those guns around.

When we find the Bismarck

we gotta cut her down.

The fog was gone the seventh day

and they saw the morning sun.

Ten hours away from homeland

the Bismarck made it's run.

The Admiral of the British fleet

said turn those bows around.

We found that German battleship

and we're gonna cut her down.

The British guns were aimed and

the shells were coming fast.

The first shell hit the Bismarck

they knew she couldn't last.

That mighty German

battleship is just a memory.

Sink the Bismarck was the battle

cry that shook the seven seas.

We found the German battleship

it was making such a fuss.

We had to sink the Bismarck

cause the world depends on us.

We hit the deck a running and

we and spun those guns around.

Yeah we found the mighty Bismarck

and then we cut her down.

We found the German battleship

it was making such a fuss.

We had to sink the Bismark

'cause the world depends on us.

We hit the deck a running and

we and spun those guns around.

Yeah we found the mighty Bismarck

and then we cut her down.

-What the hell is this?

- I don't have the

card and not just the

card, it's not that

it's your job...

-It's your fault! You told me to tell her!

-Now, look, I'm using the [???]!

-I'm using the [???]

-Alright, guys, don't argue about it.

Wear something else and clean up for me.

-With what?

-Harold.

Look what I found.

-Standard issue.

All flight kids have them.

-Don't you think it's a little unnecessary

in our... particular scenario?

-Standard issue.

Heard they were close.

So far hunting blacks.

Almost completely lost

sight of everything.

- Has it occurred to you yet that our

distance is relative to growth?

It's meaningless.

How can I explain?

It's like one of those... math problems.

You know... if... if train A is

traveling east at 85 miles per hour,

And train B is also heading

east at 85,000 miles per hour,

at what point does train

A catch up with train B?

- You know, they never

give you anything for

nothing in this world.

You gotta fight for it.

All my life I've been a fighter.

I fought for everything

I've got; I've fought for

everything that's in here.

Fight, fight, fight.

- The show must a lot for

letting them fight.

-I got to get a name for the kids.

-Still straight?

-Still away?

-Hi, Lieutenant.

- Some people say a man

is made out of mud

well a poor man's made

out of muscle and blood.

Muscle and blood and skin and bone.

A mind that's weak and

a back that's strong.

You load 16 tons and whaddaya get??

Another day older and deeper in debt.

Saint Peter don'tcha call

me 'Cause I can't go.

I owe my soul to

the Company Store.

I was born one morning

when sun didn't shine,

I picked up my shovel

and I went to the mine,

Loaded 16 tons of number nine coal,

And the straw boss said:

"Well, bless my soul!"

You load 16 tons,

And what do you get?

Another day older,

And deeper in debt.

Saint Peter, don't you

call me, Cause I can't go,

I owe my soul to the company store.

I was born one morning,

it was drizzling rain,

Fighting and Trouble are my middle name,

I was raised down the Canebrake

by an old mountain mine, And

there ain't no hard-hearted

women make me walk that line!

You load 16 tons,

And what do you get?

Another day older,

And deeper in debt.

Saint Peter, don't you

call me, Cause I can't

go, I owe my soul to

the company store.

If you see me coming,

you better step aside,

A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died.

My one fist of iron, the

other one of steel,

And if the right one don't

getcha, then the left one will.

You load 16 tons,

And what do you get?

Another day older,

And deeper in debt.

Saint Peter, don't you

call me, Cause I can't go,

-Harold?

What the hell was that?

Harold?!

What was that?!

Harold!

Harold?

Damn it. Harold...

Harold?!

- You're the one who

aggravates me.

-I know.

I've seen this one already.

That's the one where

he thinks his friend is dead, but

he's really just asleep. It's like...

he puts on this makeshift

pre-stuffed and starts

reading this guy's last rights.

When the dummy finally wakes up, he...

he starts freaking out because

he thinks he's dying and...

you're not gonna wake up.

- Red said that all the

guys like me down there.

-Baby, you got to quit.

-What a drag.

You ain't coming back.

That's what I'm asking you!

How does this work?

Still straight.

Still away.

Straight and away.

- blue line... does it have

anything to do with the color?

-No, it doesn't. Just keep it down flat.

You can't do it? You home?

-No, this is good. I look like a statue.

-I got that.

Now, a little bit on the lighter side.

Sometime after the

courageous launch of ISRA 88,

Dr. Abe Anderson and Lt.

Col. Harold Richards

continue their voyage through space.

Here with us tonight...

via two satellites...

Dr. Abe Anderson and Lt.

Col. Harold Richards.

Gentlemen, welcome.

And please tell us: how are you?

-Hello, Mr. Westin!

I'm... I'm doing really great.

Thank you for asking.

-Good... um, so...

years in, Doctor, what do you and

your pilot do to pass the time?

-Um...

well, a secondary objective of our mission

was to observe

the effects of zero gravity on the

flight patterns of honey bees.

Those bees recently died.

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