Issaq Page #2

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He knows l can'tread English...

l wonder why the master

lets these foreigners stayhere.

Shameless! Unclean people!

Rahul!

Come!

You two sinners, heretoo.

To find alover, you need to

look in thewomen's quarter.

See this..

You'll get in trouble someday.

Murari, these foreigners

are broad-minded.

lfl had bumped into herfirst...

...then l would be

getting luckytoday.

Butthere's onething.

This is called 'Sleeping

with the enemy'!

Betterthan father's punishment.

Whiteskin has its allure,

l must say.

Hey!

Are you marrying her?

Do you takeme for a Romeo?

Darn it. l think it's over now.

Shewants to bean ascetic.

Talk of fasting after feasting!

There's no cureto your problem.

There's a cure to

every problem, Murari.

To counter aknife you need agun.

For a gun you need abomb;

For abomb, cannons;

for cannons amissile;

for amissilean atom bomb;

foratom bomb...

Find someone else.

What do you see in these

emaciated foreigners anyway?.

You didn't get it.

Find a bigger 'problem'...

...that will automatically

curethe'smaller' ones.

How about l break your leg?

lt will curethepain in your balls.

Have you really lost your mind?

Don'tlaugh, he's unpredictable.

Son? Can you read?

What, your fate or a letter?

Mymaster's writing.

French, German,

Russian, Punjabi, Urdu...

...he can'treadthose.

Forget it, son.

Give it, l'll read it.

Read it quickly.

Panchayat Minister

Surya Prasad Singh.

That oneis for your uncle, Murari.

B.P. Trivedi.

- His daughter, Neelu Trivedi.

She eloped from home. With aboy.

Jai Kishen Pande.

- Sweety Pande!

She's hot.

Give.- Peter Anderson.

- That's him.

Your girlfriend's daddy.

They'reall important people.

What aretheseinvites for?

To celebrate'Holi'.

Where?

- Atmymaster's home.

Ask him his master's name.

l'll tell you anyways.

Mymaster is Mr.

Vishwanarayan Kashyap.

Everyimportant person

in the city has been invited.

Had you been important enough,

you too would be invited.

Let's go.

Murari. You have apass.

But all l have is amother.

What do webrothers do

to become 'important enough'?

You need to mix right ingredients...

...to get theright potion.

Love is in theair...

...and mybeloved has been missing.

l haveto go.

Where?

l have to speak to Bachchi.

Where's Bachchi?

ln her room.

How are you going to say it?.

Bachchi!

Bachchi!

Bachchi!

Were you calling me?

Come.

You know... what's her agenow?

Ofcourse l do.

My daughter Muniya was

born in thesamemonth and year.

Although, Muniya's dead.

Always thought...

...l would live till this

girl grows up and gets married.

Marriageis what

l came hereto discuss Amma!

Why, is Amma about to die?

My motherwouldn't have

been in a hurry to getmemarried.

lfyourown mother was around,

you would'vebeen married

with a kid by now.

At your age, l was married and

taking care oftheentire family.

Right?

There's a marriage proposal,

from DSP Nandkishore's son Pritam.

He's just been commissioned

in the police force.

Attention!

Your unclewas saying

he's anice boy.

All boys arenice.

l heard he's agem.

He's a gem, so...

...he can be apain in theneck too.

He's been invited over for 'Holi'.

See for yourself.

My job is to get you to meet.

Therestis up to you.

'Therestis up to you.'

What ifweget married,

and don't fall in love?

l can'ttake the risk.

Firstlove, then marriage.

Whathave theybeen

teaching you in that hostel?

Mishra, Kashyap and US!

l'm thethird angle

in this triangle.

Your ancestors lost to them.

But you can win.

Wewill fight for you.

All you need is courage.

lfyou wantwhat theyhave...

Tell me- Car? Bungalow? Or money?

What do you want?

What do you want?

Katrina Kaif.

Say it louder.

KATRlNA KAlF!

Fire!

Fire!

'Happy Holi.'

'Happy Holi.'

Letthem pass.

'Happy Holi.'

Are you ready?

Let's go!

Greetings.

What's this?

You'vegot to celebrate 'Holi'.

Live young boy.

That's morelikeit.

Bless you.

Has Bachchi not come yet?

Where's Rosa?

What's in a face?

Likethesaying in English.

Coverthe faceand f thebase!

Bless you.

How do you do?

l am Pritam.

Hey..

l was...

Let's go.

l said you can haveany girl...

...instead you're eyeing her.

You can haveany girl,

except forthat one.

She's what you call

in Mathematics...

''The Exceotion To The Rule''.

lgnore her.

She's theGoddess of Death.

Theold fortress witch.

Theghost that haunts

themango tree.

She's Kashyap's daughter!

She's ''untouchable'' for you.

l won't touch,

but l can look ather.

Until few years ago,

every gallant in this city...

...would bow at my threshold.

What's wrong, Mishrilal?

lt's all messed up, sir.

All messed up.

Let thefirein our hearts

stokeourdreams and desires

Let thefirein our hearts

stokeourdreams and desires

Let's test our swords

eagerto beout ofthesheaths

Don'tfly too high,

you may haveto pay dearly

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Don't go outall decked up lady

There are lads and dandies

roaming aroundwith weapons

Don't go outall decked up lady

There are lads and dandies

roaming aroundwith weapons

Thelads will all be shot,

andthedandies hanged

Thelads will all be shot,

andthedandies hanged

Don't you daretake

me fora feather-weight.

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

l spend thesenights...

...in theagony ofmy desires

l spend thesenights...

...in theagony ofmy desires

l melt inside justthinking

about everyinch ofyou

How heartless of you to waste

away yournights hereandthere

l'll take careofthis problem,

l promise

Andthen if you

arestill unsatisfied

l'll take careofthis problem,

l promise

Andthen if you

arestill unsatisfied

We'll call a witch doctor...

Naughtyboy!

We'll call a witch doctor...

We'll call a witch

doctorto cast a spell

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

lf you're looking to leave

behind yourtoyw and dolls

Comewith meand l'll

get you new 'toyw' to playwith

Comewith meand l'll

get you new 'toyw' to playwith

Dreams havea habit of cheating...

...they will eventually

drive you crazy

They set you up for aheart-break

ln the name ofgold and silver these

Dreams sell you worthless bronze.

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Everything's going haywire...

Rosa!

Theghost that haunts

themango tree.

Theold fortress witch.

l didn'tlet God fall.

Giveitback.

Do you think Hegota scare?

Should l apologise?

You should join your

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