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Daddy! Wake up!

Good morning!

Actually, goodnight!

We're behind with the canteen payments.

They said if we don't pay

they won't feed the girls.

What can we do?

Don't worry, we'll find a solution.

Have we ever starved?

Always.

Girls!

What's that for?

They don't pay you for your photos,

so sell it.

- Little mice goodnight!

- I'm asleep!

- Sleep!

- Go, or you'll be late.

Bye!

Hi, Pinak.

You still owe me 150 euros!

I know, but mo banknotes are not three!

F*** o...!

What will be of love?

No...

Unfortunately, I...

I am not cut out for love.

Bye.

Take care.

Damn...

Go to work, I'll do it.

Sorry, the brakes don't work.

I'm sorry.

Thanks for asking, I'm fine!

Are you okay?

Yes.

I'm fine, thanks.

- Is this Studio 61?

- I work here.

I'm looking for a cleaning company.

- Are you the new guy?

- Yes.

I'm Dilip, the old guy.

- Hi, Ben.

- Let's go.

- How's your insomnia?

- Piss o...!

Nice atmosphere!

- This way.

- What's this used for?

The famous soap:

"Torments". You know it?

It's really good.

I shouldn't have, sorry.

My senses want to...

but my heart is like stone.

Sorry.

Great, that's it for today.

See you tomorrow at 9:30, thank you!

Very e... icient.

Here's the call sheet...

Hi, guys. This is Ben.

- The new guy.

- Hi.

This one's empty, use it.

Another can of bleach went missing.

Sponges, toilet paper...

Liquid soap.

If I catch the culprit

I'll beat him then report him.

F*** o...!

- Are you the new guy?

- Yes.

- Hi, I'm Ben.

- Zahur.

Wear your pass. Lose it

and lose a week's pay.

- Why cleaning?

- I'm a filthy devil!

You and Dilip clean the toilets.

Come on, let's go!

Here you are! Vincenzo,

darling, can I have a word?

I just read I'm going

to have an accident,

it's nothing serious, right?

Are you killing me o...?

It's these new scripmriters...

the Japanese ones.

A**holes!

Take it as a great acting opportunity.

Your father would never have done this.

Find the chewing gum.

- What?

- It should be on the wall.

Zahur puts it there to

see if we do a good job.

Here it is.

- First day's test.

- Very funny.

Goddammit!

He likes to play boss.

He has worked here for 13 years.

Now that the company

has cut back on holidays

and sick days, he works even more.

13 years is a lifetime, I

might not even last a month!

Every fish finds its sea.

- Hi.

- Did you get the visa?

I need to work longer hours

and be given a contract.

If they don't give me one,

I'm f***ed. What can I do?

Should I pay my employer's tax?

I'm broke!

We all know why Madam

Laloo is always late.

She's too busy with her

clients at the care home.

F*** o...! You're 60 and still here?

I'm 50 and I'm a

stenographer, you b*tch!

It's never been open before.

Beautiful!

If I had one...

What for?

I take photos.

I'm photographing my

friend's wedding on Sunday.

I could make a video with this.

Let's go, if Zahur finds us here...

Wait.

Make your friend happy.

Film the wedding then

return it, no one'll notice.

I might get into trouble.

Blame me, I'm passing

through, who gives a damn?

Yes, just blame him.

Wedding videos, good idea.

What are you doing?

I have the codes.

We're a great team.

Hide it.

Know how to use it?

Damn! Why is it all out of focus?

Dunno, press a button.

Try automatic mode.

There!

My boys have mo years'

experience in this field:

Weddings, confirmations...

- Is it working?

- Yes.

It's yellow but it's fine.

Funerals, music videos...

Commercials... the lot!

Film them.

Sorry, but I've run

out of business cards.

I have too many clients!

Great... it's really great.

Wonde... ul.

It's brilliant!

I'll send copies to all my relatives.

Here... a little something.

No! No!

Take it!

We can't refuse such a kind o... er.

It's disrespec... ul. Thank you.

I need at least 40 copies.

Leave it with us. DVD. Okay?

We'll give you a great price. Right?

Yes.

Okay.

I've got more work. Eight weddings.

Eight? Already?

But we can'tjust take the

camera when we need it!

I have the camera room

code for the whole month.

Where did you get it?

We'll take it on

weekends, no one'll notice.

We can even make DVD copies.

Everything! Right on!

Great business!

Cheers!

My wife.

Can you trust those mo?

Who are they? How do you know them?

We have more clients and bookings.

Look!

Another three weddings

and we'll pay the canteen fee.

Trust me, do we lack anything?

Everything.

Any news?

How are you feeling?

Maybe it's a boy.

Guys...

this is Anjou.

Maximilian Valkonskij, I'm the producer.

I'm honoured.

Hi, I'm Ben. I'm the useless dogsbody.

Anyone marrying, dying,

being born, or having kids?

What are you waiting

for? Life is urgent!

You have great hair, General.

All thanks to you.

I've started studying English.

- Really?

- "Fa... alla" is butte... ly. Right?

Very good.

General!

Hush everyone!

Yes, I'm at the shop.

I'll ask the secretary.

Miss, has the fax arrived?

No, the fax is out of order.

Tomorrow, God willing.

Thank you!

Hi.

Your dad didn't drive you today?

He's not my dad.

Sorry.

- I just made an ass of myself.

- You sure did.

Don't worry, it always happens.

Thank goodness I didn't

say anything else.

Sorry.

What are you doing?

Thief.

Would I be here if I wanted to steal?

- Communist thief.

- I'm not a communist.

They never use all this stu...

- We're not doing...

- Shut up!

We just borrowed it to film a

wedding. It's a great business.

This is what one Indian and a thief do.

Now you...

Vincenzo...

Kill o... that old bag.

Yes...

And I'll be very...

very grateful.

You've got real talent...

That old bag has to die!

Die!

She has to die!

Die!

Mr Vincenzo!

I found this, someone might steal it.

Put it on a desk, someone'll

put it back tomorrow.

I'll report you anyway.

If you do that

we'll say it was your fault too,

and your idea. I'll say that.

The blind chicken

always finds the grain.

Today Italian Movies is born!

Right on!

Italian Movies, ready!

When did you do this sh*t?

What the hell did you do?

Were you drunk?

It can be fixed, we can edit it.

Really? Can you do that?

Mako producer has the solution.

I'll kill you!

This way.

Go get some fresh air.

- What do you do here?

- My cousin copies films

from Eastern Europe for everyone.

- Porn, huh?

- This is art!

- Give me the camera, I'll try.

- Okay.

- You want to rob a bank?

- Leave that.

- How's it going?

- Fine. Look.

He did it all, he's good!

For years

I edited parties and karaoke

at a resort.

Why did you stop?

I don't know.

Well done.

- Do you really like it?

- Look life in the eyes

or you'll never grow up.

Bye.

Guys, if there's money

to be made, I'm with you.

What can you do?

I speak 5 languages.

You're hired. On trial.

Then we'll see.

- Let's ask Charlotte too.

- You're kidding?

She's useless.

She's a nice girl...

The seal does not always dive in.

Got that?

I have an incurable disease,

but I'll fight it vJith

all my strength...

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