Ivy On A Roll

Season #1 Episode #2

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[Ivy] Mom?! What are you doing here?!

[Mary] I came to surprise you.

[Ivy] It's been 6 hours. You couldn't waited for a week or two?

[Mary] Honey, that's a long time away.

[Emily] Who the h*ll is she?

[Mary] Who is she?

[Ivy] Emily this is my mother. Mom this is Emily. My roommate.

[Emily] Oh, sorry.

[Mary] Sorry too.

[Emily] I was just walking her to a studio where they are filming a play.

[Mary] Director?

[Emily] I beg your pardon?

[Mary] Who's the director?

[Emily] Oh. Brad Fryman.

[Mary] Who is he?

[Ivy] Mom, he was on Blue Bloods. He was Johnny Lovell.

[Mary] Who is Johnny Lopez?

[Ivy] God mom, you have some catching up to do.

[Mary] Not when I'm with my baby.

[Emily] Okay, focus people. We are going to the studio right now.

[Mary] Yes, Ivy get ready.

[Ivy] I'll just wear this dress.

[Mary & Emily] That dress is ugly!

[Ivy] Make up your minds!

*theme song plays*

[Emily] Hi there. I'm Emily. The one who made this meeting.

[Brad] Yes! Emily! And are you auditioning for the role of Suzy?

[Emily] No.

*Emily grabs Ivy by the arm*

[Emily] This girl is.

[Brad] Well, hi there. What's your name.

[Ivy] Hi, I'm Ivy.

[Brad] Hi there Ivy. She's auditioning for Suzy?

[Ivy] Yep! My dream is to become an actor. Like Debby Ryan.

[Brad] What about me?

[Ivy] I wanna be on Netflix. You were on a "CBS" Show.

[Brad] It's the same thing.

[Ivy] No, it really isn't.

[Brad] Do you want the part or not?!

[Ivy] Jeez! And I thought my dad was tough on me.

[Brad] Very funny!

[Ivy] Look, I want the part.

[Brad] Well, then you're gonna get your little stupid part.

[Mary] What is wrong with you? She is trying to be nice and you're acting like a bi*ch!

*Ivy and Emily gasp*

[Ivy] Did you just swear?

[Mary] I swear when I'm angry. Get used to it. I'll shove a stick so far up his-

[Emily] Mary, calm down.

[Mary] I can't calm down with this jerk.

[Ivy] Mom, what the h*ll? He's giving me a part.

[Brad] Not after this. You're mother just earned you a spot on a show called "You Are Never Gonna Be On A Show"

[Ivy] Look what you did Mom. You ruined my chance of becoming an actor.

*Ivy walks out*

[Mary] Ivy! Ivy, I'm sorry!

*Mary walks out*

[Emily] At least she gets a part on a show. Is it Netflix or Disney?

[Brad] Get out of here.

[Emily] Yes Mam.

[Brad] What is wrong with kids!

*Ivy lays on the bed*

[Mary] I'm so sorry honey. That guy was a-

*Emily looks at Mary with a weird look*

[Mary] That guy was a jerk. Don't let him get to you.

[Ivy] I'm never gonna become an actor. That was my only chance.

[Mary] Why don't we go to the Chinese Restaurant down the street?

[Ivy] I love Chinese food.

[Emily] I'm coming to. I wanna taste the food.

[Ivy] You've never been there before?

[Emily] No. Don't judge me.

[Ivy] Hey, I've got no comment.

*they walk into the restaurant*

[Emily] No wonder it's Chinese. It has Chinese workers.

[Mary] That's the whole point of a Chinese Restaurant.

[Emily] There's a person over there saying "Come join my new show on Netflix".

[Ivy] I need that!

[Emily] I'm gonna go talk to her.

*Emily walks up to her*

[Emily] Excuse me Miss.

[Frankie] Huh?

[Emily] You don't speak English? Well, here you go. You like show. You like friend. You let friend on show.

[Frankie] I speak English. It's my first language. And, I work here. So-

*they all are on the couch*

[Ivy] I can't believe you got us kicked out from there.

[Emily] I wasn't being racist.

[Mary] We heard you. You said some Chinese sh*t.

[Emily] How the h*ll am I supposed to know she speaks English?

[Ivy] Her name said Frankie. That's in English writing.

[Emily] I'm not staring at her-

[Mary] Just forget it. Let's all just put it behind us.

[Ivy] I'm still mad you made me not have a part.

[Mary] I did not make you.

[Ivy] Okay? So, if you didn't, why did you have to say those mean stuff to him?

[Mary] Because he was being mean to you. A mother has to stick up for their child.

[Ivy] You're supposed to be in Texas. Not in New York.

[Mary] I'm gonna play a reverse card. And say that you're face.

[Ivy] I wanna come to New York and follow my dreams.

[Mary] You have a dream. And it's to stay with me.

[Ivy] God, why do you do this sh*t to me?!

*Ivy slams the door*

[Emily] She's p***ed.

*Ivy walks down the hallway*

[Brad] I'm gonna stop you right there.

[Ivy] What the h*ll are you doing here? What do you want from me?

[Brad] You can have you're stupid little part back.

[Ivy] Thanks!

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