Jacknife
- R
- Year:
- 1989
- 102 min
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The weather is seasonable. 54 | degrees, the temperature reading...
and a smattering of rain. | Not really anything significant...
across the state. Current | conditions: still some sprinkles...
and 54. The dew point is 48, | but the barometer is rising...
Rise and shine cause it is time!
Davey! Davey!
Come on, you great big | swinging dick! Come on!
Come on, wake up! | It's opening day!
Wake up!
We're gonna dance on | Charlie the Tuna's grave!
David! I see you!
Davey, open up, man! Davey?
Davey! Dave!
There's some loudmouth downstairs | yelling for you. Come on. Get up!
- I know you're there! | - Get up, David! Let's go! Get up.
Davey?
Davey?
Davey?
Take it easy!
- You go golfing in your p. j.'s? | - What?
You got mud cleats | in them slippers?
Joseph Megessey. | Everybody calls me Megs.
- That's my name. Don't wear it out. | - It's a ridiculous name.
- Ain't it? | - I don't know you.
Well, hey, | I feel like I know you.
Your brother talked about you | a lot. Said you were swell.
You mind?
Davey! What's going on?
Davey? Come on, you great | swinging dick, let's go!
- Quiet! | - We're gonna go fishing.
You're insane. | The sun's not even up yet.
- Davey! | - Mr. Megessey.
- Just who do you think you are? | - Your room, huh?
How dare you?
I'll have you know I was up until | two in the morning grading papers.
Nice bed.
Listen, I'm counting to ten and | then I'm calling the police. One...
- This you? | - ... two...
...three. | - You've changed. You're pretty.
Mr. Megessey, | where do you think you're going?
Davey?
F***!
- Mr. Megessey. | - Forget it.
- Will you wait? | - Forget it. It ain't your fault.
My brother happens to be a very | busy man! I'm sure he just forgot...
I covered ground. I call him up, | 'Mr. Busy', long distance.
'It's me,' I say. 'Right. Hey, | how are you? Long time. ' All that.
He says, 'We ought to get | together. ' I don't want nothing.
I'm calling to let him know that | I'm coming back. I'm not pushy.
- He says, 'We ought to get together'. | - At six in the morning?
Time out. I'm talking here. 'Getting | together is good. When?', I say.
'Whenever,' he says. 'Opening | day?', I say. This is a question.
'Opening day', he says. This is an | answer. Here I am, 2500 miles later.
- And who is to blame for this? | - Mr. Megessey.
When did this telephone | call take place?
- Maybe five. | - And you never called to confirm?
- Who needs this sh*t? | - Mr. Megessey.
Joseph!
David has had hangovers before.
What the hell? Martha, what...? | Martha, why...?
Megs, what're you doing around? | Jesus Christ, I'm all f***ing wet!
Well, get your butt in gear, | David. It's opening day.
What? Jesus Christ, you're all...
- We gotta catch a trout for Martha. | - Get outta here!
- You're catching a trout for me. | - Man, someone's lost their mind.
- It's opening day, man! | - No way.
- Rainbows this long. | - I ain't up to it.
Sure you are, David.
See, you just need a little | something to perk you up.
- What? | - You talked him into it.
- Didn't talk him into anything. | - You know, instant's fine with me.
I drink so much goddamn instant, | my stomach is like freeze-dried.
- What're you doing? | - Got any milk?
Of course I've got milk.
Powdered creamer? I hate it. Tastes | like powdered mouse balls to me.
Wait.
What do you want for breakfast?
- Beer. | - For breakfast? That's horrible.
Breakfast beer. Ain't you ever | had a beer for breakfast?
You take one sip, the cobwebs go, | your voice rises two octaves...
and, hey, man, | the sun comes up inside you.
- You know? I got a case in the car. | - Well, I...
Did he leave?
He went to the car to get beer.
Good.
- I could use one. | - You couldn't stomach it.
I work hard all week.
I'm entitled to cut loose | on the weekends.
- You should try it sometime. | - You can take me with you tonight.
Forget it.
You'd think you'd enjoy a | woman's company for a change.
Women we could use. | A sister, we don't need.
- Besides, I date. | - I've seen the women you date.
Their idea of contributing to a | conversation is to snap their gum.
Wouldn't you like a point | of view for a change?
I want a point of view, | I'll listen to the news.
David, piss up a rope!
What did I say?
Oh, just drink your coffee.
He's not my friend.
He's just someone I know.
We were in Vietnam together.
Hey, hey, opening day | Look out, trout, were on our way
Careful. Blow on it. Otherwise your | tongue is gonna stick to the can.
Forget it, man. | Martha doesn't drink beer.
Well, hey, it's early.
David?
Thanks, Martha.
To opening day!
- To trout! | - To trout!
To trout.
Well, I think I like | breakfast beer.
This is beautiful. Finish that one | off. I'll crack you another one.
I'll have to take it. I've gotta | change if I'm coming with you.
- What? | - You coming, Martha?
- Sure I'm coming. | - They'll never know what hit them.
They'll be jumping into my lap, | dying to hear my point of view.
- Okay, what'll it be? | - Coffee.
- And...? | - Just coffee.
Ma'am, what's your name, Ma'am?
- Shirley. | - Shirley?
May I be permitted | to call you Shirley, Shirley?
- Be my guest. | - Shirley...
I want you to give this young lady | enough pancakes to build a house.
And that's on me. The lady | don't buy when I'm around.
Pancakes. | And for you, Sir Galahad?
Well, let's see.
- I'll have pancakes, too. | - Pancakes.
And some bacon, | eggs over easy...
- Bacon and eggs with pancakes. | - ... grapefruit...
bagel with cream cheese | and some corn flakes.
Banana on the flakes.
- Hungry? | - Oh, yeah, Shirley. See these eyes?
They were basketballs, they | wouldn't be bigger than my stomach.
And, Shirley?
Hey, could I have a sardine and | onion sandwich while I'm waiting?
Thanks, Shirley. | Hey, it's opening day.
Need to bleed the monster? We got no | formal facilities in God's country.
If you wanna use the john, do it. | You won't get a chance later.
Excuse me.
Hey, old buddy.
You think maybe she likes me? | Your sister?
Are you serious?
You two are from different planets.
She's just along to bust my ass.
- I was gonna do that for you. | - I'm a biology teacher.
I think I can bait a hook.
How you doing there, you great | swinging dick? They biting yet?
- Nothing? | - Nothing.
- Have you ever caught a fish? | - Martha.
Only way I'm gonna catch a fish, | I got a feeling, it's to drain a pond.
We'll see.
Hey, stud.
You ain't said nothing | about the hat.
I wear it for luck.
- Bad luck? | - No way, Jose.
Ain't mine. | It's Bobby's.
- Didn't help Bobby much, did it? | - It's helping me.
They hide under rocks. | Trout.
Goddamn little speckled bastards. | They hide under rocks.
Now what the hell kind | of life is that, huh?
Let's catch some fish.
Hey, Martha, | how're we doing?
Look, Joseph...
I know they're out there, Martha. | I just know that they're out there.
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