Jai Lava Kusa Page #5

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How could I not try?

- Bro?

What's your nuisance?

- Obu, come... I will introduce my friends.

Go away! Did your friends

come for me?

You can say by their faces

they came for free drinks.

Why do you show off

like they are Sania or Saina?

Priya, I need to talk to you.

- He started again.

Priya.

Everything you told

the bride that day,

Did you tell her

so that she would like me?

Or did you tell about

the things you like in me?

Think once, Priya.

[ Indistinct Voices ]

Why is he coming here?

Why do you fear him?

- He isn't like before.

He is like an upgraded iPhone.

What is this?

You stole our vehicle.

I didn't steal it, I took Baba's help

to beat some people up.

Convey my greetings to Baba in Shirdi.

- Hail Sai Ram!

Hey Rambabu, what are you doing

in the lake?

I was...

- Were you pooping?

No.

Hey bank...

why have you come again?

It's Sunday. I came to get good fish.

Hey, an earthworm

came into the lake.

Eat it and do your work.

- Shark, beat him.

Oh no...

Why is the shark looking dead?

Next item please.

We are saved.

He is wearing a boxer.

The red snapper is wasted.

Hey Bengal carp...

Bengal carp?

My favorite fish.

Look what I will do to you.

Come.

Come.

With this brick...

I'll scrub you properly...

Are you gonna fry him?

Fantastic idea.

Hey.

Hey, Hey.

Don't mess with my tie or shirt.

I will take forever to set it again. I

am not used to it, Please understand.

Wait.. Oh no...

My tuck...

They are not fish or crab,

They are leeches.

They won't leave you

unless burnt off.

Got it.

Come.

Is anyone left?

- Here, take this one crore.

One crore?

I need 3 crores.

Plan B.

I didn't come to take but to give you.

What you gave until now is enough.

Don't want anymore.

What did you want to give him?

- Ask him to go get fritters.

I should bring? - Yadi.

- Fritters!

I'll bring.

Bro, tell me.

Come inside, my dear.

Lav kumar brother,

I now understood the matter.

I understood your capacity.

You can give loan upto five crores

as the Manager. - Yes.

I settled for a crore trusting

that useless fellow.

Oh sh*t.

Fine, I'll give your 30 percent share.

We are partners from today.

Oh, congrats, congrats.

Super bro.

- [ Phone ringing ]

Don't talk.

Hello.

Patel sir.

Yes sir.

What? Again?

Oh sh*t.

Is the decision made?

What can anyone do now?

Okay. Thank you.

It was Urjit Patel on the phone now.

Hebah Patel?

- You fool.

RBI Governor.

- What is it?

He is going to ban 2000 rupees notes

from tomorrow night. - Again?

I was also shocked.

I had a doubt when 5000 rupees sample notes

came to the bank yesterday, partner.

I didn't expect them

to implement it so quickly.

5000 note? Where?

- Yes, You want to see?

Why is it so big, partner?

It's 5000 rupees, Wouldn't it be huge?

- Hey, partner, Please...

I have lot of 2000 rupee notes.

Please help me. Please, please.

Stop squeezing me.

- Ok.

Five crores.

Bye, I will change everything

in two days.

Partner.

Before going,

Can I keep that 5000 rupee note?

Oh crap! You want it?

- Yes, yes.

Keep it.

Keep it. Careful...

- He will keep it carefully.

First 5000 rupee note is mine.

10 lakhs?

Who drank so much?

That is why we also gave

a discount of 10000 rupees.

What discount? The bill is huge

and the discount is quite tiny.

Hey... Grandpa is calling you.

When will God call him?

Swipe this card.

- Ok.

You have to study well. Okay?

- Grandpa

Did you call me?

What are you doing there

when everyone is here?

You said all these things

and got me here from US.

If you had brought Priya and her family,

the wedding would cost nothing.

Look now... This doesn't even

seem like a party

Forget about the bill. Think about

the girl you are going to marry.

It's been so long since you came.

What did you understand about Priya?

- I understood her really well.

Priya is like 'Priya pickles'

Priya is spicy like mango pickle,

Tangy like lemon pickle,

hot like ginger pickle.

And sour like amla pickle.

You can find it in

Ameerpet or America.

asked you about Priya

and you are talking about pickles

Sir, Priya's likes and habits

are quite simple.

Did he come back?

She really likes coffee.

She drinks too much

if she is happy or sad.

She has a lot of

self-respect and patience.

She values her family

more than her career.

That is why she left an offer in US

to continue her dad's business.

Even now, she is getting married

to that NRI for her dad

If I have to say in a word,

Priya brings joy wherever she is.

It is like a festival

when she is around.

Who are you?

The one who loved Priya.

Don't worry.

One side love...

Despite the number of times

my daughter refused you.

I don't understand how you could

bother us shamelessly

Exactly, sir...

even I don't understand.

Since the moment I proposed, every

time she sees me, she asks me to leave

But never said she doesn't like me.

Ask her to say that once.

I will not show you my face again.

- What does she have to say?

Dad.

Please leave from here.

Did you see that?

Even now, she is asking me to leave

but isn't saying she doesn't like me.

You look for life

partners for everyone.

You shouldn't miss that perfection

in your life, Priya

Why did you give me half Dosa?

Not half,

My heart.

Priya.

What are you doing here?

- You said it, right?

You told me not to miss

that perfection in my life.

So I told my Dad about my feelings.

What did you tell him?

Dumbo that I have feelings for you.

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring"

"My dream girl, My golden angel,

You injured me with your stare"

"My dream girl, My golden angel,

Hit a century with your kisses"

"Clarinet is playing in my nerves"

"Just like a syringe is poked"

"Romance blossoms gradually"

"Like a fired pistol"

"Don't sprinkle my hot thoughts

with salt and pepper"

"There's a voice in my heart

saying Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Let's sing and dance"

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring,

Tring, Tring"

"My dream girl, My golden angel,

Hit a century with your kisses"

"Shall I circle you

like a satellite of love?"

"As you look like

disc moonlight to me"

"Shall I fly far away from you?

As I take you into my illusion"

"Japan's earthquake has begun"

"In our provoking youth"

"French wine flows on my lips"

"Shall I share it with you?"

"Thermometer is exceeding the limit"

"There's a voice in my heart

saying Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Let's sing and dance"

"Tring, Tring, Tring, Tring"

"Like a beauty magazine

with a torn cover page"

"Earth would feel low

if you weren't born"

"Like a little ice

cube cuddling a glass"

"My body is chilled with your touch"

"Crossing the limits of tansport corporation,

You collided with a lorry of flowers"

"My Ferrari has no limits,

Come on, bachelor"

"My endless enthusiasm...

Halts my breathe"

"There's a voice in my heart

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