James Leroy Anderson The Movie: Ride Tour Page #3

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J.P.

Ha, they call this security? Gimme a break, there's no way Det. Anderson’s gonna stop me now. Excuse me, I gotta finish my repair work, hahahahhahahah.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Even though we have little security problem on our hands we must prepare you for temporal-displacement, that's time travel to you. Now, it's crucial that I spend a little time going over the basics of time travel, perhaps this demonstration will suffice. Figuring out the space-time continuum is tricky business, believe me I know! And that's why I developed this, my ultimate scientific acheivement, the new 8-passenger DeLorean time vehicle. It's faster, more energy efficient and it's convertible. I figure if you know what the weather is going to be like in the future why not just time travel to the sunny days? Whether it's an intergenerational carpool or a quadruple date through time this baby's got it. But, it's only for those who take time travel very seriously and that means you! But, remember this is all top secret, with J.P. on the loose we can't afford to take any chances. Great Scott See What I mean?!

J.P.:

Have a nice trip, see you next winter! Hahahah!

Michael Corben:

It's fall you idiot! See you next fall!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley: I assure

you this is hardly business as usual around here at the institute. A mere fluke, our security system is virtually inpenitrable, it'll take more than a hoverboarding hood to pull the plug on this operation! Huuuhh!

J.P.:

Hahahha!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley: Darn, Darn, Darn! Bear with me volunteers, it looks like J.P. did more damage than I thought.

IFT Receptionist:

Now Please stand by for an important message from the institutes" Private Eyes Police Det. James Leroy Anderson

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Now that you're here time travel volunteers I can give you your pre-flight briefing, there's alot you'll need to know if you're to successfully cross the space-time continuum, we'll have to hurry though with Biff still on the loose anything could happen! Huuuhhh!

J.P.:

Hello? Hello?! Det. Anderson. Hahahaha.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

J.P., how in blazes did you get in here?

J.P.:

Why don't you ask these bozos?

Billy Rosewood:

Axel, one of our time travel teams was conducting an experiment back Brainasium in 2007.

Sgt. John Taggert:

He must have stowed away!!

J.P.

Hey, I'm not one to pass up a free ride!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

J.P. You shouldn't be here in the present, we've got to get you back to Brainasium or we could create a major paradox!

J.P.:

Oh don't worry James, I'll go back! And in style. But First I'm gonna take a little joyride.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

No!! J.P.!!

J.P.:

I'd like to stay and chat James, I just don't have the time...what am I saying? I got all the time I want!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Unlock these Gates J.P.!

J.P.:

Astalabyebye!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Nooo!!! Stooooppp! He's got the DeLorean, this is terrible, he's gonna alter time, history as we know it will be completely obliverated, if he's not stopped we could...wait a second - ahh why didn't I think of this before? My newest invention the 8-passenger DeLorean time vehicle that it I'll just hop in it..Great Scott! What am I thinking? I'm trapped like a rat in my own office! There's no way I can get to the time machine. Wait a minute, I can't get to it but my time travel volunteers you and you and you, you're my only hope. The 8-passenger DeLorean is just beyond that door where you're standing. I can pilot it from my remote control from here, but I'm going to need you to help me navigate. You've got to catch Biff the fate of the entire Universe rests in your hands. Now try and relax while we go over a few final safety instructions.

IFT Receptionist:

Here are a few safety instructions you should know before taking off.

Watch your head before you stead in the the time travel vehicle. Once in slide to the furthest seat. Adults: watch your head as the ceiling slopes down in the back. Remain seated the safety restraint will be activated by on of Doc Brown's assistants. Keep your arms and legs away from the door. Take extra care that cameras and other personal belongings do not interfere with the safety restraint. No photography is permitted during the ride. And please no eating, smoking or drinking inside the time vehicle.

IFT Receptionist: We ask that you follow these simple safety tips on your journey across the space-time continuum, enjoy your flight.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

I almost forgot, in order to bring J.P. back to our time period it is necessary to accelerate up to 88MPH and bump him that's right bump him. The impact between two travelling time vehicles will create a time vortex sucking both time vehicles and passengers back to their original point of departure. There's no telling where or when J.P. may be leading us so be prepared for anything. Good Luck Time Travellers.

The Ride

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Hurry up get ready, don't worry about a thing you're in good hands, oops I still haven't worked out all the bugs in this thing. But no matter we're on a mission of universal proportions.

IFT Receptionist:

James J.P. has passed throught the space-time continuum but we've got no way of knowing where he is.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

You mean when he is. And we do have a way of knowing when he is the new 8-passenger time vehicle is equiped with a sub-heater time tracking scanner which will allow us to track J.P. to his precise moment in whatever time period he may have travelled.

IFT Receptionist:

James all pre-launch systems checks are complete.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

That's our cue, hang on to you hats. Don’t forget, when you see J.P. in the DeLorean, Accelerate 88 Miles Per Hour and bump him! Accelerating now at 55 Miles Per Hour 65, 75, 85, 88 Miles Per Hour! Hill Valley in the year 2015, there's J.P. let's get him!

J.P.

Whoa, Whoa Det. Anderson!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Okay Time Travellers - Now's Our Chance!

J.P.:

Yeah that's What You Think...Whoa, Got to get some gas James! Ha Ha! Im Up Here James! Going Down!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Down!

J.P.:

Going Up!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Down No, Up!

J.P.:

Going Down! Going Up!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Down!

J.P.:

You're a little low. Ha, Ha, Ha

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

We Got Him Now! O.K. Lets

J.P.:

Hey James,

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Great Scott!

J.P.:

Here's my new house, you like it?

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Go Up! Turn Left! Look Out!

J.P.:

Ha Ha, I can fly circles around you buttheads! Going Up! Watch for traffic James. Haha

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

I Think We Got Him, Full Speed! Faster!

J.P.:

Come On James, Bump Me! Sucker!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

J.P. Got Away! Looks like were heading a million years back in time, thats Hill Valley below us in the ice age!

J.P.:

Back Again? Well come On In!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Pull Up, Pull Up!

J.P.:

Kaboom! Hill Valley High's Buttheads, Jump a snow!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Give It up J.P. , Before this crevase starts, Oh My!

J.P.:

Whoo!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Avalanche!

J.P.:

Oh, This is scaring you huh? See you later, Take Care!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Blast - the engines dead, uh oh, everybody lean back hold on, no lean Wait!, Wait!, Hold On!.... Come On Baby! Start! Yahoo! We're going backwards! Hang In There Volunteers, There's J.P., he’s heading for that Volcano!

J.P.

Look Buttheads, Ha Ha, Hey you guys don't know when to give up do you?

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Prepare yourselves people, I suspect the primeval of Hill Valley we are about to enter could be a pretty rough place!

J.P.:

Hello, Anybody home? Huh? Hello?

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Great Scott its the Dinosaur; Its a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

J.P.:

Hello?!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Look Out!

J.P.:

Come On, Come On Gramps Right This Way, Now Sic em.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Great Scott!!

J.P.:

Calm Down, calm down big fellow easy boy, easy boy, Hey! I'm Hit, I'm Hit.

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

I Know J.P......What in blazes!, Watch Those Jaws, ahh, Look Out! We’ve been swallowed! There he goes!

J.P.:

James, James my flux capacitor's out James help me, help! Hey Please James Help Me! Help! James I’m entering for a waterfall, its a LAVA fall please James help me! Please Bump Me!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Hang On J.P.! Come on, Accelerate 88-Miles Per Hour And Bump Him!

J.P.:

AHH!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

We've bumped him! The impact between the two vehicles will send up straight back to the institute!

J.P.

Thank Det. Anderson , You saved my life, Buttheads! Get your meat hooks offa me!

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

You Did It! Not Only did you catch J.P. and save the Universe, but you've proved my latest invention is a success! Go forth time travelers and remember the future is what you make it!

Announcer:

Please Lift Lap Bar And Exit

James Leroy Anderson/Axel Foley:

Hurry up; get out before you meet yourself coming in!

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