Jane Doe: Yes, I Remember It Well

MIKE?

YEAH.

OK, MA'AM,

THANK YOU.

NEXT.

HELLO?

YES, SIR, HAVE FUN.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

JACKSON, TALK TO ME,

WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?

I HAVE NEVER EVEN

SEEN THIS PLACE.

WHO TRAVELS:

BY BOAT ANYMORE?

A LOT OF PEOPLE DO,

INCLUDING THE GUY

YOU'RE GETTING

READY TO PICK UP.

HIS NAME IS PROFESSOR

IAIN SMYTHE.

RICH CALLED THE SHOTS

ON THIS ONE.

WE'RE JUST ALONG

FOR THE RIDE.

UH-HUH.

THANK YOU, SIR.

I GOT A VISUAL ON OUR

COURIER AND HIS ESCORT.

THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE.

HOLD ON, THAT'S RIGHT.

JACKSON, C.S.A.

SIMON CUSTER, S.I.S.

THIS IS IAIN SMYTHE.

YOU'RE PROBABLY

GOING TO NEED THIS.

ALL RIGHT.

SEE IF I CAN:

PULL SOME STRINGS.

PLEASE DO. WE'RE IN

A BIT OF A HURRY.

[OVERLAPPING CROWD CHATTER]

AHH!

AH! AHHH!

TAKE COVER!

TAKE COVER!

Woman:
CALL 911!

STOP HIM!

DON'T RUN AFTER THEM!

PROFESSOR, YOU CAN

COME OUT NOW! IT'S SAFE!

PROFESSOR! COME OUT!

DID YOU SEE HIM?

WHERE DID HE GO?

WHERE DID HE GO?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

YOU OK?

YEAH.

HE DIDN'T GE WHAT HE CAME FOR.

FORGET HIM,

WHERE'S SMYTHE?

I THOUGHT YOU HAD HIM.

NO, HE GOT IN THE ELEVATOR

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

IT ONLY STOPS HERE,

AND NOW HE'S VANISHED.

BUT AT LEAST WE:

GOT THE INFORMATION.

OH, MY GOD,

IT'S MY MOTHER.

SUSAN, NICK...

GRANDMA'S HERE.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, IT'S NICE

TO SEE YOU, TOO.

IT'S FOR YOU.

I MEAN, I WOULD

HAVE PICKED YOU UP

IF YOU WOULD HAVE CALLED!

I AM SO SORRY!

I JUST WANTED:

TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN,

AND I'M THINKING

OF RETIRING.

- WHAT?

- MM-HMM.

AND I WANTED TO SEE YOU.

OH, LET ME SEE

THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE!

[LAUGHS]

GRANDMA! HA HA!

[GASPS] LOOK AT YOU!

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE

HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN!

HI, GRANDMA.

HEY, YOU GUYS,

GET HER LUGGAGE, OK?

OH!

OK.

THERE YOU GO.

REMEMBER, SPEED LIMITS

ARE FOR SISSIES.

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. WHERE'S JACK?

UH, HE'S INSIDE.

JACK!

POLLY! WELL!

THIS IS A SURPRISE.

JACK. I SEE A LIMP.

WHAT HAPPENED?

DID YOU GET HUR ON THE JOB?

NO, ACTUALLY,

I FELL OUT OF BED.

YOU FELL OUT OF BED?

THINGS HAPPEN.

OH.

GUESS I'M NOT AS

YOUNG AS I USED TO BE.

WELL, UH, COME AND

SEE WHAT WE'VE DONE.

HEY, NICK, WHY DON'T YOU

TAKE THOSE BAG UPSTAIRS?

AND SUSAN, WILL YOU HANG UP

YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS?

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A

GLASS OF ICED TEA AROUND HERE?

OH, WELL, YOU MUST BE TIRED,

MOM, AFTER THAT LONG FLIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS,

I'LL BRING IT TO YOU, OK?

I SAID I WAS THIRSTY,

I DIDN'T SAY I WAS TIRED.

AGENT CUSTER?

THAT'S RIGHT.

FRANK DARNELL, C.S.A.

LONDON WAS:

SUPPOSED TO SHARE

SOME VERY IMPORTAN SECRETS WITH US.

WHERE ARE THEY?

IT'S GONE.

THEY'VE GOT IT.

BUT I GOT TO THE CASE

BEFORE HE COULD OPEN IT.

THERE'S NO WAY IN THE WORLD HE COULD

HAVE GOTTEN THAT INFORMATION--

THE INFORMATION WASN'T IN THE CASE.

IT WAS IN HIS HEAD.

THAT'S NICE TO KNOW

AFTER THE FACT.

SHOW ME.

WHERE'S THE BRIEFCASE NOW?

THE COURIER'S GOT IT.

IAIN SMYTHE IS KNOWN IN

ENGLAND AS DR. MNEMONIC,

HE HAS PERFECT MEMORY.

THE BRIEFCASE:

WAS JUST A RUSE.

IT'S ALL INSIDE HIS HEAD.

THE INFORMATION:

AND CONTACT IDENTITIES

OF 165 OF OUR

DEEP COVER AGENTS

THROUGHOU THE MIDDLE EAST.

HE GOT ON, BUT HE NEVER GOT OFF.

I SAW HIM.

I SAW HIM, TRUST ME.

YOU WANT ME:

TO TRUST YOU?

YOU WITHHELD INFORMATION,

YOU MISREPRESENTED

THE MISSION.

MY MISSION WAS TO DELIVER

A COPY OF THE DATA,

I DELIVERED HIM.

IT'S THE 21st CENTURY,

NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME

THAT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE

MAKES THEIR PEOPLE

MEMORIZE STATE SECRETS?

YOU EVER HEAR:

OF A COMPUTER?

WHAT IF A COMPUTER'S

HACKED INTO:

OR DATA TRANSMISSION

IS INTERCEPTED?

SMYTHE IS:

A PROVEN COMMODITY.

HE'S GONE.

THEY GOT ANYTHING?

WELL, THERE'S NO INDICATION

THE HATCH WAS OPENED,

AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THE

ELEVATOR SHAFT, BUT GREASE.

THE LIFT ONLY GOES FROM

THE TERMINAL TO THE GARAGE.

THERE'S NO WAY

HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN OFF.

OK, YOU'RE POSITIVE

HE TOOK THE ELEVATOR, RIGHT?

I TOLD YOU, I SAW

THE DOORS CLOSE ON HIM.

IF HE DIDN'T GET OFF

THE ELEVATOR,

DIDN'T CLIMB OUT OF THE ELEVATOR,

WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

SOON AS WE FIND THAT OUT,

WE'LL CALL YOU.

IN LONDON.

OH, NO.

UNTIL I FIND OUT PRECISELY

WHAT HAPPENED TO DR. MNEMONIC,

YOU AND I ARE SIAMESE TWINS.

I AM STARVING.

AND THAT LOOKS TERRIFIC.

- THANK YOU.

- LOOK AT ALL THAT CILANTRO.

YOU REALLY HAVE TURNED INTO A

CALIFORNIA GIRL, HAVEN'T YOU?

- LOOKS THAT A WAY.

- HERE, GRANDMA.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,

HOW ABOUT HEARING GRANDMA'S RIDDLE.

WELL, IS THERE A PRIZE?

'CAUSE I'M READY IF THERE'S A PRIZE.

OF COURSE:

THERE'S A PRIZE.

ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE

IS A BRAIN TEASER.

JIMMY WALKS INTO A BAR.

MOM, THAT ONE'S

REALLY OLD, OK?

AH, JIMMY WALKS

INTO A BAR AND HE SAYS,

"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY,

POUR ME A NICE COLD BEER,"

AND THE BARTENDER SAYS,

"HOW OLD ARE YOU?"

JIMMY SAYS,

"I'M 16 TODAY."

AND THE BARTENDER

SERVES HIM.

WAIT, BUT HOW WOULD HE...

YOU TELL ME.

I HAVE A CONSULTANT THA I BRING IN ON TOUGH CASES.

I TRY TO USE HER

VERY LITTLE, THOUGH.

WHY, IF SHE'S SO GOOD?

WELL, THE TRUTH IS

I PROMISED HER HUSBAND

I WOULDN'T INVOLVE HER

TOO MUCH-- LONG STORY.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

HELLO?

HEY, IT'S ME.

OH, HI, FRANK.

HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A WHILE.

WHAT DO I OWE:

THIS PLEASURE TO?

THERE'S A VITAL ASSET THAT DISAPPEARED

INTO THIN AIR, IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,

RIGHT IN FRON OF 2 TRAINED AGENTS.

DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR?

WELL, THAT'S

KIND OF INTRIGUING.

YOU KNOW WHERE:

TO MEET ME, RIGHT?

[SIGHS]

YOU SURE KNOW:

HOW TO PLAY ME.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE.

ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE.

ALL RIGHT YOU GUYS,

AH, UM...

LET ME GUESS,

YOU GOTTA GO TO WORK.

YEAH, UM...

MY COMPANY'S INVOLVED

IN THIS BIG LAWSUI OVER A PATEN FOR A NEW GAME,

AND, UH, I HAVE TO TURN

IN MY RESEARCH NOTES

BEFORE THE ATTORNEYS GO TO

COURT TOMORROW, AND, I...

YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD HAVE

THOUGHT OF THAT A LONG TIME AGO.

- YOU'D THINK.

- YEAH.

JACK, COULD YOU

SERVE DINNER, BABE?

YEAH, SURE.

MMM...

THERE SHE IS.

THAT'S YOUR SUPER SPY?

THE SOCCER MOM?

YEAH, WELL, LOOKS

CAN BE DECEIVING.

HI.

THIS IS THE CONSULTANT I WAS

TELLING YOU ABOUT-- JANE DOE.

JANE DOE,

VERY MINIMALIST.

OH, WE TRY

TO KEEP IT SIMPLE,

TECHNICALLY,

I DON'T EVEN EXIST.

AH, THIS

IS SIMON CUSTER.

HE'S OUR COLLEAGUE

FROM LONDON.

OH, MI-5 OR MI-6?

7-- TECHNICALLY,

WE DON'T EXIST, EITHER.

SHALL WE GO?

- THERE YOU GO.

- THANKS.

- SO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

- THANK YOU.

SMYTHE WALKED INTO AN

ELEVATOR AND NEVER WALKED OUT.

DO YOU HAVE:

VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THAT?

IT'S READY TO GO.

IT'S NICE TO BE BACK.

IAIN SMYTHE IS AN OLD FRIEND

OF MINE FOR MANY YEARS.

THE ONE THEY:

CALL DR. MNEMONIC?

THE MASTER OF MEMORY?

YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM?

YEAH, I BOUGHT HIS BOOK

FILE IT AND NEVER FORGET.

- ANY GOOD?

- I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU.

WHY IS THAT?

WELL, I DIDN' REALLY READ I 'CAUSE I FORGO WHERE I PUT IT.

HELLO, I'M

DR. IAIN SMYTHE,

YOU MAY ALSO KNOW ME AS DR. MNEMONIC,

MEMORY EXPERT.

THIS IS HIS:

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