Jarhead 2: Field of Fire Page #2

Very funny. No, you guys

should really laugh it up.

Because once I get my stripes,

you guys are just

pushing all day long.

Hard.

Crew, back to

marksmanship training.

I need the best damn

squad in the Corps.

- Yeah.

- I'll remember that.

One, two...

Hey, Soto, do you

actually have a penis?

All the way down.

All the way down.

Easy on the ammo, Danni.

Just in case.

Just in case what?

Just in case

you animals piss me off.

I'm a gear queer.

What can I say?

You're a toolbox.

That's what I can say.

Yeah, but I look good.

- You're all right.

- Don't deny it.

Good afternoon, sirs!

All right, listen up!

Stand easy.

You'll be transporting

supplies to Forward

Ops Base Ouellette in

the Garmsir District.

Those poor people have been

taking beaucoup casualties.

They need to get

resupplied ASAP.

Now this is definitely

outside the Green Zone.

So watch your corners,

keep your head on a swivel.

LEDs, HMEs, ambushes, whatever.

Questions?

Are we taking route 605, sir?

Affirmative. It's a

straight shot 75 clicks,

then a hard

right under Route Red.

We're totally f***ed.

Son. This is Private

Khalid Hassan Abu Faisal.

He's with the Afghan National Army.

He's joining the squad.

Muji motherf***er.

You got a problem with that,

Corporal Kettner?

No, sir!

That's good.

This is part of

the drawdown handoff.

Private Faisal has received the same

training as every one of you has,

so he deserves your

cooperation and your respect.

Would you agree

with that, Corporal?

Yes, sir!

That's fine.

All right, Marines, you stay

safe, get the job done.

They're all yours,

squadron leader.

Thank you, sir.

Oorah, sir.

All right, Marines, top up your ammo.

Let's get ready to roll.

Faisal. Corporal Merrimette.

Thank you. You'll be riding

with Corporal Kettner.

You ride in the back.

Go ahead, man.

Go ahead. Go.

You speak English?

Easy, Kett.

Let's go. Show time.

All right, Li. You look stupid.

Thanks.

Corporal!

What's up, A-slash?

You really gonna

let him have a gun?

They let you have one, don't they?

You really want him to be armed?

I don't know.

Let's find out.

Private Faisal?

What are you doin', man?

Can I have a minute

of your time, please?

Yes, sir.

Private, Corporal Kettner here

is concerned that you may

be a terrorist in disguise

and you're planning

on killing all of us.

Now, do you have

any plans like that?

I have no plans to harm

anyone in this unit, sir.

Thank you, Private.

Carry on. Sir.

You happy now?

Do I look happy?

You never look happy.

Come on, let's roll.

This is some bullshit.

Hey, Corporal.

Hey, Lance Corporal.

Now that you're a top dog,

can you put in for

a new transport vehicle?

Yeah, man, we're tired of

getting army hand-me-downs.

Look...

This has got up-armor,

a 10-foot whip.

I love it when you talk dirty.

I know you do.

If only I weren't married. And you

weren't so obviously a lesbian.

Is it that obvious?

Is it really that obvious?

All right, let's get

ready to roll, Marines!

I still think I can turn you.

Not a f***ing chance, Soto.

Remember those days,

rollin' out in force

with your M16

and a full set of balls?

Smokin' and jokin'.

Good old days.

Yes, sir. Well, it's

a young man's game.

Keep your hands off my porn!

I'd rather keep my hands on you!

I'll say hi to your wife.

Systems check, Corporal.

Blue force tracker?

Check.

Green comm?

On it.

Thunder Ops, yeah.

This is Gunmetal 2-5.

- System check. Over.

- This is Thunder Ops.

Systems are online and operational.

Be safe out there. Over.

Roger that. Out.

Hey, guys.

What do you like better,

chocolate chip cookies

or brownies?

Chocolate chip.

Chocolate chip.

Chocolate chip,

only if it's baked hard.

I heard you like it hard.

Okay, pizza or sushi?

Sushi!

Pizza.

Sushi all the way,

I'm Asian, dudes.

Blonde or brunettes?

Brunettes.

Brunette.

That's right!

Um...

Okay, hot face or banging body?

It's definitely hot face.

It's all the same in the dark.

Ass!

I gotta go with the hot face.

I don't care

what she looks like,

as long as she's got a not

face and a banging body.

I knew it!

There's no surprise there.

What's going on up there?

I got trash on

the side of the road.

A hundred yards

to my 11 o'clock.

You see any wires?

Detonating device?

Disturbance in the dirt?

Affirmative, Corporal.

Which one?

I got a pile of

trash and disturbance in the dirt.

Thank you.

Thunder Ops,

this is Gunmetal 2-5.

We have a visual on

a possible IED. Over.

Gunmetal 2-5, do you have

a visual on the actual device?

Negative. We have

a trash pile

and some disturbance

in the dirt.

Copy that, Gunmetal 2-5. Hold your

position and wait for EOD. Over.

Standing by for EOD.

Gunmetal 2-5 out.

First f***ing mission

as team leader.

Had to be.

What's going on?

We got orders to

hold and wait for EOD.

Any idea how long?

As soon as possible.

Just do your 5's and 25's.

Get everyone back in

the vehicle. All right?

Soto!

Corporal?

Stay sharp, man. Keep an eye on that ridge.

Look for snipers.

Roger that.

Dude, I got a serious case of swamp

ass sitting in this friggin' heat.

How long has it been?

Two hours.

At this rate, we will

be traveling all night.

Hey, Soto?

Hey, what up, big boy?

I got a Dear John letter from my

girl a couple of days ago, man.

Damn, man.

You been holding out on me?

Yeah. I didn't

believe it was real.

Said she needed a break.

Maybe she's bangin'

some other dude?

Yeah, man. Your girl's probably

sleeping around on you.

I really thought

she was the one, man.

One of many, brother. You know,

it ain't easy being a jarhead.

Seven-month deployment.

The uncertain future.

Hot as hell.

All this sand, goats everywhere.

Ugly chicks. Ugly dudes.

That's for you, brother.

Poco dinero, Bro.

Jarheads for life!

Por Vida!

I love being a marine.

Oorah!

Hey.

Yo.

Chin up.

Yeah. Thanks, buddy.

Thunder Ops,

this is Gunmetal 2-5.

We've been waiting here

for over two hours.

We're sitting ducks.

Do you have an ETA

on the EOD? Over.

Negative, Gunmetal.

They'll get there as soon as they can.

Hold tight.

Understood.

Gunmetal 2-5 out.

F*** this.

I'll do it myself.

What the f*** you doing, Muji?

Get back in the f***ing truck!

Corporal.

Where the hell is he going?

Private Faisal, where the hell

do you think you're going?

Don't worry. I got this.

God...

That's why I don't like working

with these motherfuckers.

Look at this guy. Take

charge, go get him.

Muji! What the f***

are you doing?

Get your ass back in the truck!

Soto, watch him.

Roger that.

Make sure he

doesn't get his ass killed.

Hey, Muji!

What the f*** you doing?

Tell him not to touch a goddamned

thing and get his ass back here.

You should wait there.

Who do you think you are, John Wayne?

Get back in the truck.

I have a visual on a pressure

plate to my 12 o'clock.

Stop walking

before you blow me up.

Blow you up? What about me?

What about you?

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