Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
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- Year:
- 1993
- 87 min
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Sh*t.
Bingo.
Oh my.
Damn.
Open fire!
Incoming!
Hit the dirt!
Yes!
I don't think so.
Good work,
Agent Marcus.
Thank you, Sir.
Good shooting, Mahoney.
Now clean up all this sh*t.
- Is that him?
- Yeah, that's it.
I.D., please.
All right, sir.
Name...
Voorhees, Jason.
This case is eyes only.
This tape is strictly
for internal distribution.
Anyone listening must have
C4 clearance or higher.
If not, you're in
a heap of trouble.
Jesus!
We have a large male Caucasian
due to extreme explosive trauma.
Weight...
I'd say 230, maybe 240.
Third-degree burns over 65%
of the anterior torso.
First and second over...
posterior torso.
In addition to explosive trauma,
multiple bullet wounds.
At a glance, I'd say...
we're looking at well over
varying caliber.
This is going to be
a real joy to count.
In my professional opinion,
this guy's deader than sh*t.
Strike that last comment
from the record.
Evidence, upon examination,
indicates severe pulmonary edema.
I'd say the heart appears to be twice
the size of a normal heart,
malformed.
Fatty deposits...
left, right atria.
The heart appears to be filled
with a black, viscous fluid.
I reckon I don't know
what in the hell it is.
It's not blood.
I.D.?
- You just saw me come out of there.
- I.D., please.
Oh, one second.
Phil, this is actually
kind of an amazing opportunity.
How many people
actually get a chance
to say whatever they want
to Jason f***ing Voorhees?
Hey, f***.
How're you doing, you fat-ass,
maggoty, blown-up f***?
Suck this!
Suck it.
You know what
I'd like to do to you?
I'd like to take a crap
right on your f***ing mask...
a big old,
mango-sized crap.
Yes, that's a probe.
Phil!
So Doc, what's the verdict?
and walking around anytime soon?
We really nailed
that f***er.
He wasn't nothing but
a big old p*ssy, anyway.
Tonight on
"American Case File"
Jason Voorhees...
dead or deadly?
These dramatic photos were taken
in the aftermath of the autopsy
of Jason Voorhees.
The facts:
Two security men... dead.
A coroner... dead.
Another coroner... missing.
Are these men victims
of a serial killer
only believed
to be deceased?
Many say yes.
Hi, I'm Robert Campbell.
For over 20 years,
the mere mention of
the name Jason Voorhees
has been enough to send
a shudder of fear
through the hearts
of an entire nation.
Born in 1946
Jason was believed to have
drowned in Camp Crystal Lake
at the tender age of 11.
Sadly, he did not.
Since then, he has been responsible
for 83 confirmed murders,
and speculated scores of others.
Tonight, on a very special episode
of "American Case File,"
we'll show you an interview
conducted with Mr. Creighton Duke,
just one week after Jason's
alleged termination.
You'll remember Mr. Duke
as the bounty hunter
previously responsible
for the capture
of six of this country's
Let's go to the tape.
For the first time ever,
our cameras were allowed
a glimpse of the private
training compound
of bounty hunter
Creighton Duke.
Duke invited us with the promise
of a very unusual,
very expensive proposition.
And I think you'll agree,
in typical Creighton Duke fashion,
he gave us much more
than we bargained for.
Just watch.
I'm going to say two words
to you, Mr. Duke,
and I want you to say the first thing
that comes to your mind. Okay?
- Okay.
- You ready?
- Shoot.
- Jason Voorhees.
That makes me
think of...
a little girl
in a pink dress,
sticking a hot dog
through a donut.
I was actually referring
to your claim
that Jason Voorhees
is not truly dead.
What you think of
as Jason is...
not Jason.
That body he's wearing...
that's just meat.
That boy knows
how to dress...
he wears other people's bodies
like folks wear a suit.
Aw, he may get blown up, but that's
just a minor inconvenience for him...
he'll just get himself
another body.
Jason Voorhees,
the true Jason Voorhees,
is something you and I have never
seen before, Mr. Campbell.
There's only one way
to put an end to him for all time,
and I'm the only one
that knows the way.
So if you want him dead,
truly dead,
$500,000 is my fee,
and for that you get the mask,
the machete, the whole damn thing.
Quite a character.
In the week following our interview
with Creighton Duke,
there have been five more
Jason-style murders,
all... perhaps not surprisingly...
on a direct path
from the federal morgue
in Youngstown, Ohio,
where Jason's remains were flown
to Crystal Lake.
Tonight, in the interest
of public safety,
I am prepared to offer
Creighton Duke his sum of $500,000,
payable only after he provides
"American Case File"
and the American people
with incontrovertible proof
of Jason's existence,
and then puts
an end to him for all time.
We'll be back with
"American Case File" in a moment.
- This is truly sick.
- Tell me about it.
No, this is not sick, Diana,
this is business.
People are going to come see
Jason's home town,
and they're going
to come with appetites.
- Break a leg, food's up!
- Thanks, Shel.
Hey, Ma... you really want me
to cut these like this?
- Yes, I do.
- It looks stupid.
It's you own dumb-ass fault...
they're supposed to look
like hockey masks.
Now watch.
This makes a whole new patty...
hence, the two-for-one burger sale.
I love this woman.
Hold me back!
You guys make me sick.
What can I get you?
I'll take a Voorhees Burger
and a side of Jason Fingers.
- Okay, anything else?
- Yes.
- Creighton Duke.
- I know who you are.
I'm going to kill Jason Voorhees.
I need you to help me.
- You know he's not.
I know he's not,
and he's coming for you.
Your food will be right out.
Name your price.
Everyone has a price.
What's yours?
- What do you want?
- You know what I want,
and you know why I need you.
- I think you need to leave.
- I know everything about you, Diana.
I know who you really are!
- What's the problem here?
- Nothing.
I was just making
your girlfriend a proposition
and she's thinking it over.
Right, love?
Go on, get up.
Why don't you
blow me, Chief?
Right after your girlfriend
gets through.
That's my lady
you're talking about.
See, she is
only your lady
because she ain't had
a taste of the Duke yet.
- Goddamn it!
- Careful, careful, Chief!
I don't think
you really know who I am.
I know who you are.
The last thing
we need around here
is some freako
bounty hunter causing trouble.
I want you out of this town
and I want you out now.
- That is very colorful, Chief.
- Randy!
Take him out to my car.
I'll be out in a minute.
All right, let's go.
He's coming for you, Diana,
and your daughter.
- Lock your doors.
- Uh-huh.
I don't need you
to fight my battles.
I don't need
any part-time protection.
You okay?
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