Jeepers Creepers 3 Page #2

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- You didn't say I shouldn't.

- How's your grandma doin'?

He doesn't care

about the garden.

He traps them because he

likes killing them, he's sick.

I mean, who likes to trap

and kill things for fun, huh?

Psychos, maybe?

He's too stupid to

even know he is one.

Alright, stop, and you take

care of this before you leave,

by which I mean let it go.

It's not in any pain.

Don't leave it in the

trap, it's cruel, honey.

Stop!

It's a rabbit, Mom.

Do you know how small

their brains are?

- 10 times bigger than yours?

- Well, then you let it out.

And I hope it bites you.

It's a wild animal, idiot,

it's kill or be killed.

Just let it go

and stop trapping them, okay?

You're all a bunch of women.

Kirk.

Get back here.

Tell them about the law of

the jungle, will ya, Addie?

Kirk, get out of the car and let it go.

- What's out in the hay barn?

- Dad took what we had.

That's okay, I'm on

my way to Hooks anyway.

Oh, are you?

Yes, and shut up.

Buddy Hooks has a huge

crush on Addie, Mom.

But neither one of

them are brave enough

to do anything about it.

You wouldn't wanna come

with me to Hooks, would you?

And get in the way?

Do you like him or not?

He does have a really cute butt.

And from that springs love!

Idiot.

What the hell is that?

Somebody just ditched it out here?

Hell, I would.

What do you think's in it?

Other than cow sh*t,

what do you think's in it?

- No way.

- Oh, hell no.

- No way what?

- Look at that license plate.

Beating you?

Be eating you, and no way.

Right.

No way, that story's bullshit.

No, no, I

heard it really happened.

Yeah, I did, too.

- Real people disappeared.

- 20 years ago.

23 and it's just a story.

What story?

The guy who drove

around and ate people.

In a scary-ass old truck

with that license plate.

Jeepers Creepers.

What?

Wasn't that the song the

guy sang or somethin'?

Look, it's homemade.

At least one idiot

every Halloween

makes a license

plate that says that.

You think it just drove in?

The tracks look fresh.

Do you think somebody

could be in there?

Man.

It's warm.

Of course it's warm, you dip-sh*t.

It's been sitting out in the sun.

Who'd dump it out here?

Who wouldn't?

Hello!

I can't see sh*t.

What say we beat it

in case they come back?

Anybody in there?

Hey, hello in there!

What the is wrong with you, man?

What?

- I was just knockin'!

- Well, don't.

Idiot.

Man, I say we get the hell outta here.

Wait.

Break the windows first?

Hell yes, we do!

We gotta kill Frankenstein's truck, right?

Dibs on the windshield.

Kiss my ass, you ugly old b*tch!

Did you see that?

That thing tried to kill

me, nicked my ear.

Maybe it tries to kill things

more stupid than it.

What the hell?

Those can't be real.

Those flies are real.

That smell is real.

You gonna be driving

up to see us?

Go Wheaton Valley.

Right?

So, 10 bales of Alfalfa?

Right.

No grandma today, huh?

How's she doin'?

Um...

You're not on the load list.

Oh-oh.

Do you wanna talk to my dad?

Do you want me to?

I should put her on my load list.

You know why she lives

with her grandma, right?

Addie couldn't get

along with her stepdad,

so instead of kicking him

out, her mom ships her ass

out here to live with

her crazy grandma.

Can you really blame me

though, I mean, look at her.

I'm just gonna go

to Carlan's and see if we have

some credit on there.

Hey, just wait a minute.

What happened?

Bernardy's, load it up

and get it out there now.

He' waiting for it.

What are you doing?

She loves that horse more

than anything in the world,

and right now it's

got nothing to eat.

'Cause they're broke!

You think we're ever gonna see

the money that they owe us?

The state's not even

sending them checks anymore.

And how do you know that?

Biggs down at the post

office, how do you think?

Make your point, Dad.

You can do better.

That's my point.

Got some hay for you!

Turn that thing around!

Let's get your horse some breakfast!

What's the problem?

I thought you said you

had a hungry horse!

Get it out!

We gotta call someone!

Just get it the hell out!

What do you want us to do?

Alright look, it's long

enough, I can pull it out.

Do you want me to pull it out?

Just call someone!

There's no service out here!

So shut up about the

god-damn phone, alright?

- Kirk, look at me.

- Just do something!

Like what?

What the f... do you want us to do?

You want us to try and pull it out?

Alright, hold him up!

Oh, sh*t.

Okay, on three, are you ready?

Hold him steady, come on!

On three I'm gonna pull

like a son of a b*tch.

You guys ready?

One!

Two!

Oh, sh*t.

No!

What the f...?

No, help, help!

Oh, sh*t.

Help!

No!

Help, help!

Red!

Red!

Red!

Red!

Help!

Come on, come on!

No!

Help, no!

No!

No!

Help!

- Don't leave me.

- I'm not!

I don't know what to do.

Maybe we could cut the cable.

With what?

Try the phone again!

Come on!

So this is the famous Rocket, huh?

He's a beauty.

You understand what

I'm saying, don't you?

Every word you say.

Yeah?

Well in that case,

do you think Addie here

would ever be interested in

say, a guy like me?

In the city, my mother and I had a cat.

Addie.

I liked the cat.

It crapped in her boyfriend's shoes,

every chance it got.

What happened to the boyfriend?

She married him.

Then got rid of the cat.

Look, I'm not great at this.

And when I get nervous,

I start talking too much.

I, uh...

Is that your grandmother?

Thank you for the

hay, but please just go.

Okay.

You wouldn't wanna come?

I mean, I gotta get the rest

of this stuff up to Bernardy's.

Have you ever been up there?

It's really something.

I mean, only if you want to.

I'd love to.

Okay.

What are you doing?

I need to know what you found.

Mom, what are you doing?

And why it killed you for it!

No you don't, you don't

wanna see what it'll show you.

Go!

Away!

Go!

Hey!

Stop!

Hey, stop!

No!

Come on, Gaylen, are you out there?

I got a lot of units

headed out to station one.

What is that, a roll bar?

Did you reinforce this thing?

First time I met Gaylen was 23 years ago.

On the worst night of her life.

Her son Kenny and his

date, Darla Cleeway,

disappeared on their

way to the prom.

All they found was a wrecked

pickup and no bodies.

When Gaylen finally believed

what happened to Kenny,

she asked if she

could join the team.

That was the beginning for me.

Like last night,

was the beginning for you.

Where is everybody?

Buddy.

Buddy.

Hurry.

Go tell the sheriff to

get up here and fast,

and bring everything he's got.

Get out of here.

And keep your eyes on the sky.

Do it.

- Lock your door.

- What's going on?

I don't know.

There's men under that trailer.

- Roll your window up.

- What's happening?

Come on!

Stop making noise.

- Who's that with you?

- Addison Brandon.

What's going on?

- I've got guns in the barn.

- Guns?

For what?

Do you think you

could make a run for it?

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