Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
# I'm thinking about
the meaning of life #
# I'm thinking about
the meaning of life #
# thinking about
the meaning of life #
# how many chances
will I get #
# to hold you?
# what if tomorrow
is my next #
# to last
# then what would happen
if I never #
# told you
# that I love you?
# ba-ba-ba
ba ba ba ba ba #
# ba-ba-ba
ba ba ba ba ba #
# ba-ba-ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba #
# looking up to Heaven
through my telescope #
# I wonder if you're up there
looking down #
# if you hear me,
show me a sign, give me hope #
# let me know
# if I could travel
to the past #
# and see you again
# I'd gladly step
into a time machine #
# I wouldn't hold it back #
# I'd easily say
to you then #
# I love you
# ba-ba-ba
ba ba ba ba ba #
# ba-ba-ba
ba ba ba ba ba #
# ba-ba-ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba #
# I'm thinking about
the meaning of life #
# thinking about
the meaning of life #
# thinking about
the meaning of life #
# and love...
it's the first day
of Summer vacation,
peanut butter.
I live on peanut butter
sandwiches,
So my sweat smells
like peanut butter
Instead of B.O.,
which is fine.
I'd rather smell like a school
cafeteria than a school gym.
In two weeks, I turn 13,
Which is kind of a big deal
if you've ever been 12.
I'm pretty sure there's
a secret handshaking
You learn when you're a teen
like a seal of approval
Or a sign that says,
"congrats, you're in the club,
Even if you smell
like peanut butter. "
Knock yourself out, kid.
Everyone should have
a collection.
That's what my dad
always said.
My dad collected used furniture
and was always on the hunt
For a 13-cent stamp
issued in Hawaii in 1913.
There is only 13 in existence
so, you know,
Jackpot if you find one.
Even my best friend Lizzy
has a collection.
Yes,
my best friend's a girl,
And, no, I don't have a crush
on her.
Ru-u-u-u-n!
And when I say Lizzy collects,
I mean she steals.
I'm pretty sure one day
she'll get us arrested,
But for now she only takes
stuff that no one would miss,
Stuff like playing cards
and banana stickers.
Well, well, ahoy there,
Summer vacationers.
Dad,
you're embarrassing me.
Really? Because
when I said it yesterday,
You thought
it was very funny
You did.
Alright, fine.
Well, I have your... my
magazine. Right, thank you.
You're reading
"teen fashion"?
And I have a package for you,
master fink.
Oh...
Ah, wait a minute.
Now it says it's for your
birthday,
But it's addressed to your mom,
and it's registered mail,
So that means it has
to be signed by...
An adult. Correct. So I'm sorry.
Well,
my mom's at work all day,
You know that,
And I don't think
she would mind if I signed it.
well, you are
as tall as some adults,
And you're almost 13.
Dad?
You're being a pain.
okay. Fine then.
Sign right there.
The pen's in there.
And, you young lady,
I expect your chores to be done
By the time
I finish my route.
Yes, sir.
Right away, sir.
All right,
now make like bananas and split.
Yes.
Wait, Lizzy, we have to pack
this up neatly
So my mom doesn't know
we opened it.
What the heck?
Lizzy, look at the date.
That's the day
your dad died.
I can't believe
it's been five years.
Oh! Ahem,
"scientists believe black holes
Might be the key
to time travel. "
You need to put this
in your file.
I already have it in my file.
I clipped it
on the week of his funeral.
Wait,
there's a letter.
"from the law offices
of Liam Goffanine Esquire.
"dear Elaine, I know I wasn't
supposed to send this
"until Jeremy's birthday,
"but we're shutting down
our Manhattan branch.
"when you sent this to me
five years ago,
"I took great care to hide
the keys somewhere very clever,
"so clever that now
I can't find them.
I'm certain you and Jeremy
will figure out a new way to... "
Stop. "way to open it,
and when the time comes"...
Wait! Wait.
"I have nothing but fond
memories of Daniel
And I was honored to treasure
this for Jeremy,
"for all these years.
Best wishes to you both,
Liam Goffanine. "
"the meaning of life,
for Jeremy fink
To open
on his 13th birthday. "
I gotta go.
But...
Tampering with mail
is a federal offense!
I'm too young
to go to on prison!
Hi, Elaine!
Bye, Elaine!
Oh, monkey.
Hey,
you wanna know something?
Your dad
would have opened it, too.
He was very curious
about everything.
That's why he loved flea markets
and collecting so much.
You know,
he always used to come home
And find all
these special things,
And even if they were broken,
we would...
We would figure out a way to
give them a new life, you know?
Like that flower pot
over there?
It had a crack in it, so...
Umbrella stand.
Right. And see?
You know, our dear old
grandfather clock over there.
Sure, it's broken, but it's
still right twice a day.
Look at things a different way,
and the answers will come,
Like in "through
the looking glass," remember?
I stopped at
"Alice in wonderland. "
blasphemy, monkey,
and your mother a librarian!
That's why it's at the top of
our Summer reading list, honey,
Because it teaches you
to look at things
From a different perspective.
Your father
was so good at that.
He taught me how to think
that way,
And it made life
so much sweeter.
Like he always said,
"eat dessert first,"
And, boy,
did we eat dessert first.
You know what?
I remember the very day
that he found this, alright?
Now, most people might see this
as just a box
To put on a coffee table
and admire.
No, your father knew that
it was the most unique object
He had ever seen, somewhere to
put the most important thing
In the world,
the secret of life.
So what's in it?
I don't know.
It's a secret.
He was very secretive about it.
He wants you to find out.
Wanted me to find out.
Right.
Wait, so he did this because
he knew he was going to die?
No, monkey, we all die.
Yeah, but he knew
he was going to die.
That fortune teller told him
on his...
On his 13th birthday,
yes, I know,
But that does not mean it
was true. But it happened.
She said he was going to die
when he was 40, and it happened.
Please, can... can we... let's not.
Let's just not.
Let's... let's put our heads
together and find a way
To figure out
where those keys are.
They're lost.
That's what the letter said.
Ah, lost.
That can mean so many things.
Like? Like they're just
waiting to be found.
At night,
when the city gets quiet,
I like to take my H.O.J.,
hour of Jeremy.
I usually spend it reading
about time travel
Or researching
scientific facts.
When I was young,
after my dad died,
H.O.J.S were for building
my time machine
And thinking
about the what-ifs,
Like the day my dad died.
What if...
stop.
What if that morning
my dad left for work,
He stopped to give me a kiss
while I was sleeping?
Or what if he had taken
Delancey instead of Broome?
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