Jewel Robbery Page #3
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- 1932
- 68 min
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Now, at what polo game
have I been
where there was
a robbery?
My dear minister,
if it was at a polo match,
I was playing.
Uh,
will please say, "ah"?
Mm.
No. Say, uh,
"ninety-nine."
Ninety-nine.
Thank you.
"From Teri."
Now, uh, may I
disturb you again?
Thank you.
That's a very becoming dress
you're wearing.
I'm not sure
I wouldn't like you better
in blue --
a deep, lovely blue.
It would just match
your eyes.
Has everyone ever told you that
your eyes are like sapphires?
Apparently, conversation doesn't
interfere with your work.
No, not at all.
On the contrary, it calms.
It dissipates all fear.
Notice how calm
you've all become.
Terror has vanished from
the scene of the robbery.
All quiet, sir.
The girls
are doing beautifully --
not a policeman
within 10 blocks.
Splendid, splendid.
Whenever we stage
an event of this kind,
we always place a very alluring
blonde on each corner.
So we never have to worry
about the police.
Effective,
don't you think?
This is becoming
delightful.
The lady is pleased?
I am glad.
He doesn't need
your encouragement.
But it helps.
Oh, you must admit
the situation's unusual.
And the operation
practically painless.
You see now the advantage of
suiting the method to the place?
The customary technique
of terrorism
would certainly
not have amused you.
As it is, the lady has smiled,
the gentlemen are at ease,
and we shall even have time
to take a lot of the gold
and silver.
That's very accommodating.
I'm learning a lot
from you.
Now,
that's a real tribute.
That's the first time
I've ever known my husband
anything from anybody.
He's going to learn
something from me someday.
I wouldn't provoke him,
Paul.
He doesn't get a chance to shoot
He's comparatively safe.
I do very little shooting
these days.
As a matter of fact,
I'm opposed to the American
school of banditry.
I studied in Paris.
You have to work harder,
but you do acquire
a certain finesse
that is missing
from the "stick 'em up
and shoot them down" school.
And note this, too --
no mess, no confusion.
tomorrow.
No bankruptcy lawyer ever
cleared out a place more tidily.
For which
I must thank you all.
You have cooperated
beautifully.
Protective agency
coming, sir.
Thank heavens.
Sit down.
- If you move --
- I-I'm not moving.
It's marvelous how you respond
to suggestion.
- Now, one last favor, yes?
- Yes.
When the watchman enters,
just talk to him calmly
and leisurely.
Tell him that you still have
half an hour's work to do.
- You understand?
- Yes.
- "I have some more work to do. Come
back in a half an hour." - Right.
And none of you should find it
difficult to be calm
with my revolver
pointed at you.
And now let's talk
so our good friend
won't be troubled.
Do you tango, madame?
There's nothing
like a tango
to bring people
closer together.
Well, here I am,
Mr. Hollander.
Time, tide, and Lenz
A little too early.
I still have some work to do.
Come back in an hour.
Half an hour, Mr. Hollander.
Half an hour will be enough.
Oh, yes.
Half an hour.
As you say.
Huh.
All the goods put away.
Yes.
Every last piece.
That's fine.
Much better than to let things
lie around all night.
You might be my echo.
Always be suspicious.
Don't be fooled
by anybody.
Anything strange --
if it ain't more
than a mouse's whisker --
call the police.
There's a man for you.
From the Vienna protective
agency, aren't you?
That's right.
I could tell.
- May I ask a favor?
- Surely, sir.
You may have noticed my car
standing in front of the shop.
Would you mind
carrying out those two bags
and putting them in?
- With pleasure, sir.
- Thank you.
Say! They're not filled
with feathers, are they?
I should say not.
Gold.
Gold? Oh, I see.
Taking it away
to have it melted.
Yes, tomorrow,
the whole lot gets melted.
Well, I'm glad to see somebody
in Vienna's doing business.
Good night, Mr. Hollander.
Good night.
And you won't move
away from this car
until I come out,
will you?
When I watch, I watch.
Lenz is nobody's fool.
Please?
No, no,
no, no, no.
Well,
I must bow to that.
- Thank you.
- Delicious.
Thank you, but
I've done even better.
- Once in Paris --
- it's getting late, sir.
Oh, yes.
- Cigarette?
- No, thanks.
Mr. Hollander, do smoke
one of my cigarettes.
With pleasure.
Now, inhale deeply.
Thank you.
Yes, in Paris once,
as I started to tell you,
I carried away a case of gold
in broad daylight,
and 12 gendarmes
accompanied my motor.
Nothing like having
the help of the police.
Mere bravado.
Not at all.
I don't fancy your method
of buying the authorities.
- That's a lie.
- Come on, now, baron.
We know that you bankers
keep governments
in your
waistcoat pockets.
- You're a communist.
- I'm not a communist.
Go right on smoking,
Mr. Hollander.
Never mind us.
Oh, the present order
of society
is entirely satisfactory
to me.
What should I steal?
Power plants? Grain elevators?
International finance
takes brains.
He's not laughing at you, baron.
It's just life you're laughing
at, Mr. Hollander, isn't it?
If you're so clever,
why not come around to my office
someday, and I'll try you out?
I couldn't take that chance.
You're a banker.
You might not be honest
with me.
What's so funny?!
Drop him on the sofa,
then out the back.
What did you give him?
A pleasant,
harmless smoke.
He'll awake in the morning,
fresh and happy,
with a marvelous appetite.
- Gentlemen.
- I am smoking. Thanks.
I only smoke cigars.
Well, then, perhaps
you will be kind enough
to step into the safe.
No.
To my everlasting regret,
I am going to be forced
to lock you in.
Don't be depressed.
It isn't for life.
The cells are --
uh, the safes
are comfortable
and electrically lighted.
And now, madame,
with which gentleman
would you prefer
to share a safe?
at all, with either of them.
Very diplomatic.
In that case, we lock
the gentlemen up together.
If you please,
gentlemen.
Let me tell you
something.
If you let us go now,
I'll try
and get you off
with a light sentence,
but if you lock us up,
that's legal assault,
and I'll see to it
that you get the limit.
I'm sorry
to have to interrupt.
You can finish your speech
in the safe.
Darling!
Auf Wiedersehen!
Don't let him
frighten you, Teri.
The evening paper, sir!
Now to dispose of you.
What are you
going to do to me?
No.
- Well, then, a cigarette.
- No!
Oh, but they're
harmless, really.
Two puffs, and you'll
be hearing soft music.
The world will begin
to revolve pleasantly.
No.
Three,
a beautiful dream.
How do you know
all this?
Experience. I assure you, all
the ladies fall asleep happily.
Oh. So you can steal their
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