Jigarthanda Page #9

Love, is this how you

look at a girl with love?

Aren't you old enough?

Haven't you loved

a single girl in your life?

Didn't your heart

skip a beat ever?

Haven't you heard the melodies

of Ilayaraja in the air?

- I'm a Shankar Ganesh fan

- Very important

You won't, you will never

feel love in your life

Karthi...

I'm really sorry

You left me crying,

But you were drunk and dancing

I was so furious

So I just wanted

to get back at you

Tease...?

You ruined my career

Look at this

Have you ever

touched someone?

Not me

Will this movie be successful

with such a heroic face?

I swear it won't

Have you ever

touched any girl?

If something happens, I will...

Didn't you fool me with your love

That's why I set you up

Set up...?

An useless life

without a girl

I am talking to you,

Don't stand like a statue

Muthu sir,

don't scold him much

She can't bear it

Putting me in trouble...?

Don't Karthik, please

Sethu sir

She has been waiting so long

...and if everything

had happened in time

You wouldn't have to take this crap

from others is what Kayal feels

Could have got married

Even so, romance

would flood-

Karthik, please shut up

Karthik, I still love you

Try to understand

I just came to say it

I am not able to forget you

Hey Karthi,

She desired to

see me as an actor

Ask her to wait for sometime

Once the movie release,

immediately will marry her

Tell her

- Play that song now

- Shall I?

In my journey of 20 years

I have never come across

such a bunch of morons

But I have trained

them to my strength

So from this...

Oorni, Rasu, Senthil, Kasi,

Vettu Kumar you all stand aside

Sethu, come over here

We all passed the class

Sethu don't worry, we'll beg

and get you passed somehow

This whole lot here, even if they train

for eons to come, they can never act

Even the others could

stand in the atmosphere

But this one...?

Don't even think of placing

him in a corner of a frame

Total waste of time

Okay, sir

You sinner...!

This bugger over here

...is the worst actor

I have ever come across

But, he can act

Is there any scenes where

he has to cry or romance

Both are there

That's tough

If we could train and beat the sh*t out of

him, may be we can get some performance

But other than that

you can start the shooting

Producer sir, let's rock

Sir, first shot

Could you please clap,

so we can start?

I would be the only producer to invest,

knowing that it's a flop movie,

You want me to clap too?

Don't piss me off

Move away and stand

Pazhani sir, please come front

Please do the honor of

clapping for the first shot

- Should I?

- Com on, do it

'A.Kumar'

"No human in the world

is devoid of Desires"

"The same desire

that has split states"

"Only that is present,

Can be shown to the world"

"Doesnt matter what

period you belong to"

"The craziness of love

will never wither off"

"The wonders that

the world has not seen Love"

"Will make you go in

search of, everyday!"

"Smiling like a weird slacker"

"Disrupting the harmony

of the system"

"Shouting like

the darkest animals"

"And roaming like a loafer"

28 times we have burnt him

You only did that

in your real life right?

Master teach him

crying exercise

"The wonders that

the world has not seen Love"

Haven't seen your

daughter for a while

Ask her to come over

to the shooting spot

Enough...enough

Master, teach him

crying exercise

It may rain

Let's go for a take

I told you to shoot

like the God Father movie

It's getting late

Let's go for the take

Lights off

What's the problem over there?

That Bluetooth head guy

creating problem

I can't do that

What do you want?

Lights on

After this dialogue

it's Sethu's entry

Where is Sethu?

Master, where is he?

Hey senseless goose, shot is ready

and everyone is looking for you

- I'll come right now

- Come quick, stupid

Guys take care of him

He is treating you

like a school student

Difficult to watch this

It is difficult to act as a gangster

than to really live like a gangster

"So what if you are the King,"

"Youve to flex your muscles

to get things done"

"Taking a clowns job will entail

making a fool of yourself"

Who kept the baby here?

You moron take it away

- Dude he is calling me a moron

- So what take it away now

What's all this second hero?

"Will make you go in

search of, everyday!"

He's hitting me for real

I'm supposed to

hit you in this scene

Till now no one has beat me

Pack up!

Master, what happened?

Slipped and fell down

How...how?

While taking bath

Did you all bath together?

In 3 months me

and Sethu will get married

Are you happy now?

If this movie flops,

you can make another

What about my life?

I loved you truly

You could have told me

when I proposed, right?

I'm not the filmy heroine type

Fighting everyone to marry my love

I will cry for few days...

...then will marry Sethu

and get on with my life

Like a breeze, you touched

my life and now you pass by

Go

Even I'm not the typical hero

...to fight Sethu

and take you away from him

I can't do all that

But I badly want to

We'll see, 3 more

months are there right

(Trailer on TV)

Whole Tamilnadu

should know my name

In the history of Madurai, Not just

Madurai in the history of whole India

For the first time a movie is getting

released in all the theatres in a city

Anywhere you turn,

you can only find his face

Entire city looks like

geared up for festival

Everywhere Sethu, Sethu

Why is the movie

named "A.Kumar"?

"Assault Kumar"

People call me

"Assault" Sethu right?

Since Assault is an English word

More tax has to be paid

That's why just the initial

We'll only release

Sharukh Khan movie

What can you do about it?

Leave the place

The movie is going to be

released tomorrow

For the next one year

only our film should run

My film should not lose,

If so it's a shame

We have given token to

every house in the city

Friday 3 p.m

and Sunday 6 p.m show okay?

2 shows? Friday have to

go to work

That's alright put

sick leave and come

We have arranged vehicles

to pick and drop everyone

Do come and enjoy the film

You've to come everyday

We are also gonna give biriyani

and alcohol for the film goers

You've got 150 tickets

Even one not turning up,

I'll kill you

Kollywood is in shock by looking

at the opening for a debut actor

We'll get to know the results

by tomorrow after the release

Is this the violent

action film that I asked for?

This is all I could manage with him

How is the movie?

Why are you crying, sir?

Dad, I'm not coming in

you go ahead

Why?

You go,

I'll watch from here

Okay

Come one by one

Get in...get in

Move...move

"In a land of blood and death,

called the grand Madurai...

among the ruthless killers was

born a man called 'A.Kumar'

In A.Kumar,

A stands for...

Azukuni Kumar

(Crybaby Kumar)

What he does is?

He cries for everything

...and tries to become a gangster

Who is that Azukuni Kumar?

Here comes our sir

If you make a gangster film with

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