Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

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you better have | a look at this, sir.

- Commercial flight. | - No. Too fast, sir.

- One of our own? | - Air Force has nothing scheduled.

We've got ourselves a bogie.

Orange Leader to Delta Group. | Anticipate visual contact...

now.

Holy cow pie!.

Hi! Nice antiques.

Gotta blast!

Fusion mix stable, engine cycling | at one million gigajoules.

Cool! We didn't blow up.

Great! Jimmy, I think | they want us to pull over.

Nope. No time for that, Carl. | Stand by with the satellite.

Okay. What do I do again?.

you're the deployment system, Carl.

As soon as we clear the atmosphere, | you just throw it.

- Right. | - Prepare to leave the atmosphere!

Sorry about the toast, dear. | I had to make it in the oven.

- I can't find our toaster anywhere. | - Oh, looky!

Well, this oven toast | is brilliant, sugar booger.

And youryolks are | absolutely perfect too.

Oh, run away with me, my love.

We'll take my car. your transmission | needs a new compression cuff.

Whatever. Ooh, this is a good one. | Quack, quack.

Would you try calling Jimmy? | He's going to miss the bus again.

Jimmy! Breakfast! | Time to come down!

Down. down. down. down. down. quackk | Down. down. down. down. down. quackk

Up, up, up!

Engaging pulse rockets now!

- No! | - Now?

Is this supposed to happen?

Come on. thinkk. thinkk. thinkk!

Brain blast!

Give me your lunch!

Thanks, boy.

Don't try that at home.

Must engage stabilizers!

Now just a quick stop at my house.

I don't know, Jimmy. I gotta get to | school on time. Besides, you pro--

- Right. Gotcha. | - I didn't mean--

See you in homeroom!

Fasten your seat belt, Goddard. | It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Well, what do you know. | The chimney fell off again.

That wasn't so bad, huh?

James Isaac Neutron!

I see you up there.

How many times have we told you | not to launch yourself off the roof?

Probably nine. | Exactly nine.

They say repetition is good | for a developing brain.

Then just what | do you thinkyou're doing?

I received a message from space but | it was garbled in the ionosphere...

so I had to launch a communications | toaster-- I mean satellite.

Well, message from space? Wow!

Don't encourage him, Hugh.

Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you | not to talk to strangers.

Mom, I'm on the verge of contact | with an advanced alien civilization.

I don't care how advanced | they say they are,Jimmy.

If your father and I haven't | met them, they're strangers, right?

Well, except for policemen. | They're there to help you.

Oh, you gotta admit | that is pretty neat!

But very unsafe, honey. | That's bad.

Deactivate pants!

Engage Gingivitis 2000.

Robo-Barber prototype, engage!

On-line.

Ta-da.

You rockk.

You go. girl.

Shoe-bot!

- Oh. | - Sorry.

Bye, Goddard!

- Wait! I'm here! | - Good-bye, son! Have a good day!

Oh, Goddard! | Not on the porch!

Hey! Hey, wait!

Seems like the perfect opportunity | to try out the bubble gum mobile!

No,Jimmy, don't try it! | It's too soon.

Nonsense! All great inventions | need a test run.

All right!

- Right here! | - Look! Neutron's got another one.

Nice invention, "Nerdtron."

Too bad somebody already | invented the bus.

Hey, guys! | I've got it down this time.

Internal combustion | is such old science.

Bubble travel is the way | of the future!

I guess trees are, like, the brakes?

Hello.Jimmy!

Oh, Carl.

Careful! Careful!

Thanks.

That's what I'm here for.

- What a day, huh? | - Look at the bright side, Carl:

The worst is behind us.

And my fossil-to-chromosome ratios | clearly demonstrate...

that female dinosaurs, | like this plesiosaurus...

were the stronger | and smarter of their species.

But, so, what else is new?

After class, I'll be happy | to demonstrate how boy dinosaurs...

got their butts kicked by | girl dinosaurs on a regular basis.

Excuse me, but the mandible crest | of Cindy's alleged plesiosaur...

is actually that | of a male megalosaur...

as defined by last week's | World Congress of Paleontologists.

Those findings were inconclusive, | and you know it, Neutron!

Miss Fowl, what is the standard | for research...

on these extra-credit reports?

Um, yes, well, um--

Let's move along | to show-and-tell now, shall we?

This is UltraLord!

Sheen...

this is the seventh week in a row | you've shown UltraLord in class.

Miss Fowl, this one is different.

This Purple Vengeance version with | power fists and nuclear knees...

is in rare, | never-been-seen condition...

making it highly collectible.

Never-been-seen, huh? Then how | do you know it's even in there?

Hey,Jimmy. | Wanna see a frog?

That looks great!

Thanks. What are you drawing?

FlyCycle modifications | for Goddard, second prototype.

Prototype, huh?

Oh, well, you know, | that looks good too.

- Thanks, Carl. | - Carl!

Would you please share with us | your show-and-tell?

Oh, okay.

This is my inhaler.

It provides fast-acting relief | of bronchial swelling...

due to asthma or allergies.

One touch of the button, and--

I can't see!

Thankyou, Carl.

All right, next we have--

Nick!

yes, Nick.

you are a tad tardy again!

Oh, my. Am I?

It took me a while to copy my mom's | handwriting for this late note.

your show-and-tell, please.

How's it goin'? you know, | I don't really do show-and-tell.

Oh, oh, yes. | That's right.

Thankyou, Nick.

Did you drop this?

yes, well, I, um-- | My-- drop-- pencil.

We eagerly await | another one ofyour...

interesting show-and-tells.

As a matter of fact, | I brought my latest invention.

Behold the shrink ray!

What's the matter, Neutron-- | aren't you short enough already?

Funny, Cindy.

But this device is more suited | to shrink something...

as vast as space itself | like, say, your mouth.

Help me! Help me! | I'm so tiny!

Just like Jimmy's brain!

So much for the Nobel Prize!

- Children, that's enough! | - Better luck next time!

It worked this morning.

I like your useless | shrink ray,Jimmy.

It's probably just | a programming error.

Oh, my!

Back, back, leviathan!

Come on,Jimmy. Some of the | greatest inventors of all time...

Come on,Jimmy. Some of the | greatest inventors of all time...

started as complete, | hopeless failures too.

Well, thankyou, Carl. | I feel better, I think.

- I'm glad. | - That's good. Hey!

RetroLand Theme Park! | Check it out!

"Meet UltraLord live!"

Look! It's the state-of-the-art, | bone-warping gravity ride!

- I could hang out with UltraLord! | - And there's a petting zoo!

- Well, look at this! | - No! "Meet UltraLord live!"

Llamas and capybaras.

- Who cares? "Meet UltraLord live!" | - But I'm gonna touch a llama!

Guys, we have got to go | to the grand opening tonight.

yeah!

yeah.

But my folks won't let me | stay out after dark.

Well, it is a school night.

Pukin' Pluto, there's gotta be | something we can do.

It's the grand opening!

- Sneak out. | - What?

you heard me, dweebs. | Sneak out.

Well, yeah, | but my parents sorta told me--

Parents? What-- are you guys | gonna be kids forever?

What your parents don't know | won't hurt 'em, right?

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