Joker
- Year:
- 2016
- 130 min
- 8,429 Views
'Pappireddipatti
Dharmapuri'
'Broom...new broom'
'New broom for sale'
'Let us keep our surroundings clean'
(voices of children repeating)
'Let us plant trees
and protect our land'
'Let us plant trees
and protect our land'
'This is Breaking News
from Puthiya Thalaimurai'
'Good morning, Mr President'
Good morning...good morning
We haven't received an invitation
for this rocket function
Did you find out why, Isai?
'I did check with them'
Defence minister will be invited'
'They say we won't be invited, sir'
Who said so?
But the Govt order
doesn't specify
Wrong, Isai
My eyes are like Gandhi
and Bhagat Singh
If I shut the 'ahimsa' eye and open
the 'rebel' eye, our nation can't take it
Listen to this
To implement Article 356, by which
President's rule will be imposed in Tamil Nadu
How long since we sent the file
from our Pappireddi 'bhavan'?
Why hasn't it been sanctioned
till this morning?
'Not yet passed
in the Parliament, sir'
How will it get sanctioned?
Using tax payers' money...
...if politicians use free 'pass'
and travel in 1st class
...how will it get sanctioned?
Sweet talk, flattery,
fights within the political party
Walk out
Canteen
I'll let loose Bhagat Singh, mind you!
Where's Ponoonjal?
Set up a conference call
Where are you Ponoonjal?
'Outside the court, President'
'Minister stealing electricity
for his brother-in law's wedding'
'1st case on the list today'
'Anyhow that bloody thief
won't show up'
'I'll mark attendance and
come to the Collector's office'
'Didn't you want to meet the new Collector
regarding the decision of the lamb Usain Bolt?'
That's right
I'm also ready now
On the way don't stop
public transport...
...and inconvenience the public!
That's Govt terrorism
Inform Control room, Ponoonjal
'I will do so'
I'll go to Chekkarapatti...
...pick up Usain Bolt and come
straight to the Collector's office
Isai, you be there too
'Sure, sir'
I'll take leave, my dear
I'll see Akila in the afternoon
at General Hospital
Now that I have come to power...
...she'll get justice, 'pattu'
And you will too, my precious
I'll make you happy
as soon as I can
Okay...?
I'll leave now
I'll be back soon
Otherwise I'll send Isai here, okay?
My precious, can I
play a song for you?
"My song will see the light of day"
"My sorrow will be buried today"
(song from 'Eera Vizhi Kaaviyangal')
Mad bloody mongrel...shoo!
Can the dog in the Commissioner's house
bark at the President?
You have the Govt on your side
Castrate the damn dog
"Where did you see, my dear
this poor boy so sincere?"
"Where did you see, my dear
this social service volunteer?"
"Next to a chariot in the southern land
like a king he was waving his hand"
"Find out if he is coming or not, my lady
For he isn't the only fish in the sea"
"Is he willing or not, ask him
Or we'll find another to suit our whim"
"Don't you treat me like a door mat
Take back the wedding thread, you bigot"
Move 6 paces
Attention Mr President
(playing ludo)
'Haven't I prohibited this poison?'
I sent a petition long ago
Didn't the officer inform you?
'Hit...hit a sixer'
President sir
I wasn't given a shop in
the Govt market or in a fancy mall
Even when I told your name
I was ignored
Ambani's store, right?
Will note it down
'Fantastic!
Brilliant!!'
"A hard-core bachelor is he
Also he will not accept a dowry"
"A die-hard bachelor is he
Neither will he accept any dowry"
I'll write it down
I'll make a note of
every single person's actions
"Tie Rs 30 in a knot as offering to God
Pray for better times and kick this fraud"
"The morning star in the sky, behold!
Look at the onion bolting bold"
"The morning star flashes in the sky
Onion flowers once in a while"
"If this jobless nitwit in a corner
has moustache or not, how does it matter?"
'Happy birthday
Magadheera of Dharmapuri'
'I'll attend to this'
"Where did you see, my dear?
This boy from nowhere now here"
"Next to a chariot in the southern land
like a king he was waving his hand"
- Welcome, sir
- Greetings
- How is Usain Bolt?
He was screaming all night
- Bring him here
- Sure
Arun, when are you going
for National selection?
Next month
In Pune, sir
Give your best shot
and get in with merit
If they create any politics
after that, let me know
I'll give the President's letter, okay?
Poor thing!
You will be fine
I'm here, right?
Ride pillion with me
President has come to meet you, sir
What do you mean?
That madcap Mannar Mannan is here
I'm already hassled
Why give me more headache?
Who is that numskull?
He bugged me on my very 1st day
about political dos and don'ts
Send him away saying
I've gone for a meeting
Can't get rid of him
that easily, sir
Do you know
how he will retaliate?
Just a minute, sir
'India 'Good Govt' 2020'
'For students of all castes, classrooms'
'For all Indians
clean bathrooms'
Functioning at a turtle's slow pace
Employees in the Collector's office
'Least excuse they will stage a riot'
'Turtle stalk' demonstration
'We will revolt by sending turtles
inside the Collector's office'
Our Common man's uncommon President
will carry out the 'Turtle Stalk'
'Our friends in need who came to
alleviate poverty and penury'
'Long live the turtles
in our pond'
'An office with a turtle will prosper'
'An office where bribes rule will shatter'
That's called 'Death and departure'
'Next time we will send
Mock turtle, o' Lord!'
'Folks, do you know
what a big disgrace this is?'
'It's the 'spitting at that bear' moment!'
They have come here
with Usain Bolt now
- Usain Bolt...?
- Yes, sir
He's gone viral on Facebook
That's him, sir
'A sand truck hit a goat
on the road, sir'
'Belongs to a big shot in our area'
'These vigilante boys got hold of the goat
and blew the issue out of proportion'
Because it was posted on Facebook...
...the minister's representatives decided
to pay the owner of the goat a compensation
But these boys demanded
a huge amount as compensation
They are hell bent on stopping
trucks from loading sand illegally
Ponoonjal who is with him...
...has a suitcase filled with cases!
He'll file a case for
anything and everything
He is the one who filed
this goat case too
Sir, this girl Isai...
...is the one who posts
everything on Fb
It's getting late for the function
- Leave now
- Okay, sir
Every town has one such idealistic idiot
Self proclaimed vigilantes like him
should be put behind bars
It has all been done and dusted, sir
They can bear the worst beating ever!
Listen, I'm going up to Morappur to give
blenders and grinders as freebies
Whatever it is
I'll see you tomorrow
But President has
banned all free schemes
File has been submitted
but the case is pending
If you give freebies and prevent
people from thinking independently...
...then how will India become
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Joker" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 21 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/joker_11381>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In