Jolly LLB 2

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'This film is a work of fiction and

is not based on any life or place.'

'any similarity to the events

in the life of any person living'

'or dead is merely co-incident

and unintentional.'

'all characters and names used

in this film are fictitious.'

'this film is for entertainment

purpose and has no intentions'

'of disrespecting

any community, city or state.'

'this film is a work of fiction and

is not based on nor intended to be'

'based on life of any person dead

or alive.'

'any similarity to the life of

events in the life of any person'

'living or dead is merely

co-incident and unintentional.'

'all characters, backdrops and

incident portrayed'

'and the names used in this film

are fictitious'

'and any resemblance to reality,

names, characters and history'

'is a pure coincidence.'

'this film is for entertainment

purpose and has'

'no intentions of disrespecting

any community, city or state.'

got it!

He got the paper!

Sir, I have the paper.

Attention, children

please don't start answering

your question paper yet.

Pretty soon

we'll be giving out the correct

answers to all the questions.

No child is going to fail

their English exam this year

because I've taken

the responsibility

to help you cheat and pass.

Oh, birbal, where's the guy?

The paper has been distributed

already, it's getting late.

Sir, don't get so restless.

He'll be here soon.

This is the English exam.

I hope you called an educated guy.

He's a qualified advocate!

B.A.L.L.B.

Where have you been, sir?

Greetings.

The paper has been distributed.

It's getting late and the

children are waiting.

Hello, sir.

Good morning, children.

Question no. 1. Essay!

This means, composition.

Those with even roll numbers

like 2, 4, 6, 8, 10

will write on 'my best friend'.

And those with odd roll

numbers will write on 'the cow'.

If everyone writes

the same essay

the examiner will think

that you've all copied. Right?

So now, write as I say.

'My best friend'.

I have many friends.

But brijmohan arora

is my best friend.

Please don't write

the name brijmohan arora

instead write the

name of your best friend.

Now for those writing

an essay on the cow.

Cow is a holy animal.

H-o-l-y.

Please don't misspell holy,

you rascals.

- Otherwise you'll get less marks.

- Otherwise you'll get less marks.

See, sir, the paper has been

finished before time.

He is right.

Now pay up,

I must get to the court.

Here you go.

That's more like it.

Rs. 3,000?

Wasn't the deal for rs. 5,000?

Yes, sir.

You came 15 minutes late, sir.

Call it a late fee.

I knew you would do

something sneaky like this.

I answered the last

four questions wrong!

- What?

- What is he saying?

And only 15 minutes are left now.

You charged them for

1st class results

but I doubt they'll even pass.

Let's see what you can do now!

Give him the money.

Do something.

Children, don't submit

your answer sheets yet.

Children, don't submit

your answer sheets yet.

There's been an error.

The lawyer will rectify it!

Here.

Please submit your

papers to the examiner.

What is he saying?

All your answers

are absolutely correct.

Even Obama's mom

can't fail you this time!

Jai hind.

But you said that the last four

answers were wrong.

My name is

jagdishwar mishra aka jolly!

Lawyer by profession

and a resident of kanpur.

If I let an illiterate

like you make a fool of me

what good is my law degree?

See you.

If you need anything, do call.

Watch out! Watch out!

Move aside!

Hello, sir.

- Hello.. - Hello.

Hello! Yes, have a good day!

Watch where you're going!

Do you want to read

everything in one day?

Coming here every day

won't make a difference, hina.

Mr. rizvi won't

get convinced so easily.

I'm a lawyer too.

Why don't you tell me

about your case?

Have faith in me.

No, sir, that's not the point.

You see, Mr. rizvi has defended

such cases before, and so..

And anyway no high-profile lawyer

is willing to take up my case.

Mr. rizvi is my only hope.

Who knows maybe some day

he'll take pity on my condition.

I pity you, even if he doesn't.

Take my advice, hina

and don't come here.

It's no use.

- He won't defend your case. Let it go.

- He won't defend your case. Let it go.

How can I give up so easily, sir?

Listen.

Can you put in a word for me?

Who? With Mr. rizvi? No.. Yes..

Please..

No.. Just put in a word for me once.

You're one of his oldest assistants,

he might listen to you.

Please try, for my sake.

I'll be grateful.

Okay,

let's assume that he agrees.

How will you pay his fee?

Do you know how expensive he is?

Have you thought about

where you'll get the money from?

No, I'll pay him

whatever his fee comes to.

Don't worry.

I just want him to agree.

Fine, I'll talk to him today

if he's in a good mood.

Because he's flying

to Delhi tomorrow.

Thank you very much, sir.

- Just a minute.

- What now?

Case files.

He'll understand everything

once he reads these.

I will wait for your call.

- Goodbye.

- See you.

Ma'am,

should I handle your case?

Get lost,

you good-for-nothing lawyer.

Take lord ram's name.

Take lord shyam's name.

Take lord krishna's name.

Lord mukund madhav, govind..

Jolly!

I can't seem to find the

material for this case.

Take lord shyam's name.

If Mr. rizvi gets furious,

I'll blame you.

Take lord ram's name.

Get some stamp papers as well!

Secretary.

Why? Are you going

to write your will

or divorce your wife?

And my father was the secretary,

pandey, not me.

I'll need a secretary pretty soon.

Remember to send in your resume.

I'll see.

Why are you getting so furious?

I was just joking.

You should be thankful

that I'm only furious

and not getting violent.

Or maybe I should?

Jolly, seems like Mr. rizvi

has arrived.

- Sir has arrived.

- Hold this.

You'll get shouted at again!

Mr. rizvi is here.

Greetings.

What's today's schedule?

Sir, the minister's statement

is supposed to be recorded today

regarding the

ida land grabbing case.

And then the charge-sheet

is supposed to be filed today

in the session's court

for the sitapur murder case.

Then..

You must get to the high court

by 2 o'clock, sir

for the ganj blast case.

- And then at five..

- Enough.

There's only so much

I can do in one day.

I'll only go to

the high court today.

Yes, sir.

Did you forget something?

Betel leaf.

Oh, yes.

Sorry!

State vs. Kurla.

With your permission, may I go on

your behalf to the sessions court?

You will be happy to know

that I've studied the entire case.

You? Instead of me?

Well, there's no one in lucknow

yet who can fill my shoes.

If you don't believe me,

ask your father.

First learn court etiquette.

You don't have an

ounce of civility in you.

I only asked because I was free.

Stick to doing what you know.

There's a party at

my house in the evening.

My wife will need your help.

Be there.

Sir, there's a girl who wants..

Hey, jolly!

- Come here.

- Listen!

You come here!

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