Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

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Hey, Kevin, time to get up, buddy.

- Gotta roll.

KEVIN:
I know.

- What time is it?

- Can you get up?

- Four-thirty, man.

- Okay.

- How long do we have?

- Five minutes. Living the dream, baby.

- Nick. What's up, buddy? Gotta roll.

- Ugh.

- Four-thirty, man. Get up. All right?

- I know.

One more minute.

All right, I'm up.

Hey, Joe. Gotta get up, brother.

You gotta move.

- Dude, go away, man.

- Gotta go.

- No, I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping...

- Let's go.

- Why did you hit me, man?

- Get up. Time to go.

Okay, so here's today's schedule.

At 7 AM., you...

Earthquake. Just kidding.

- Ugh.

- Aftershock.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. Thank you. Yes.

Do you have any peach jelly?

- Um, seven-thirty, we...

SERVER:
Yes.

- Ah, didn't see that.

... are leaving for rehearsals.

At 8:
12, "Burnin' Up"

with the anchors onstage.

- Hey, Joe, are you listening?

- Yes. Pancakes, please.

KEVIN:

Nine AM., post-show taping.

Nine-fifteen, finish

Good Morning, America.

Then we depart for Central Park

to finish our music video.

We film it in 3-D.

Three-thirty PM., CD listening party

at the Highland Ballroom.

Psst. Hey.

KEVIN:
Perform about three songs.

And then 5 PM., interviews.

How long was she standing there?

Five seconds.

She was... Joe, she was standing

there because you're like:

"Can I have the jelly, please?

Like, do...?

Do you have any waffles?"

KEVIN:

"Pancakes will do. "

Dude, did you see her buy

the quake joke?

That works every time.

You've been doing

the earthquake thing since, like, third grade.

Stop playing.

- What's wrong with earthquake?

Sorry, Big Rob. Okay.

- Stop doing that.

It's awesome.

Guys, you're gonna play with

more earthquake games again.

Three to 4, Kevin picks

up some new pajamas. Oh!

You got... You showed him.

"Whoo-hoo.

Aftershock. Can I have your number?"

- What are you wearing?

- Yo, guys, we got to go.

Are we late?

- Yes, let's move.

- Where are we going?

- Thank you.

KEVIN:
Joe, just follow.

- Which way?

This way, assuming?

KEVIN:
Living the dream.

- Let's go.

This is a mess. Do you see this?

This goes all the way

down to Broadway.

- Unbelievable.

- Yes, I just beat my high score.

We're gonna be late.

Big Rob, this traffic's killing us.

We're on in another hour, guys.

- There's nothing we can do.

- Helicopter?

- Already on it.

Nice.

- Big Rob.

KEVIN:
Nicely done.

- Yes, sir. Tenth and Broadway.

- That's so close.

Yeah, but we're gonna

have to leave the car here.

Guys, I put this car on my credit card,

and why are there fans here?

We got trouble.

KEVIN:
How did they find it was us?

- Big Rob!

- No!

Earthquake!

KEVIN:
Not now, Joe.

We have to get out of here.

- Look, I can't get out, Big Rob.

Stay inside.

Where's Big Rob going?

I'm trying to get out of the car.

Stand back.

KEVIN:
Let's go through the roof.

Let's try it. Ready?

Kevin!

It's Nick.

Come on.

- Big Rob, come on.

- Go, go. Save yourselves.

Oh, my God.

Go, go.

Oh, no!

Nick. Kevin.

Open.

I love you.

KEVIN:
Joe.

- How did you get here so fast?

- Don't worry about it. Get in.

Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!

Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!

Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!

Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!

Joe, I love you!

Sing it out.

Come on.

Sing it!

How's everybody doing tonight?

Welcome to the Burning Up Tour,

everybody.

We are the Jonas Brothers.

And I think it's time

that we get this party started.

Listen, girl.

You gotta be good.

You see, I don't wanna hurt you.

I wanna kiss you.

Come on. Come on.

Come on, Kev.

Come on, come on.

I'm gonna need your help.

Sing it out with us, okay?

Here we go.

How about just you?

Come on.

One more time.

- Come on.

Yeah!

There are a lot of fans down there.

Oh, my God. That's so crazy.

- In back.

Look how far they're over there, guys.

There's even more there.

But go fresh.

I really wanna accentuate

the eyes on Big Rob tonight.

Uh-oh.

Still coming in too. It's crazy.

KEVIN:

Look, they're waving up here. See?

From the early days of Beatlemania,

to the overnight sensations

of the '70s,

to the choreographed

boy bands of the '90s.

As long as there have been teen idols,

there have been teen-idol fanatics.

But the Big Apple has never seen

dedication quite like this.

Twenty-four hours.

Can I borrow this?

Oh, my God!

I can't believe it.

Can you tell your mom you're okay?

- I'm okay, Mom.

See? Everything is fine.

Touching Joe was just, like, ahh!

That's not fair. I didn't get to touch him.

He missed me.

Okay. It's okay. It's okay.

I was shaking the entire time.

Oh, my God.

Ready?

They're bodacious.

Seriously, I don't know what I'm

gonna do. I'm gonna throw up.

Like, I've dreamt about this day

so many times.

Oh, my God.

Joe. Joe. Joe.

Kevin. Kevin.

Kevin.

We flew from Florida, just to see them.

This used to say, "Florida. "

- I love you, Joe! I love you!

- I love you!

We love you.

If the Jonas Brothers are gonna see this,

we really wanna meet you.

I love you, Joseph!

KEVIN:

What's going on, everybody?

We are so happy to be with you tonight.

Are you having fun so far?

All right. You know what?

I think I like that. Let's clap our hands.

Are you with me?

Okay. Joe, take it away, bro.

Now, we're gonna have

a little drum competition right now.

Between the two drummers up top.

We're gonna see how many drumsticks

Jack Lawless,

over here on drums, can catch.

And Nick J's gonna throw them.

But we're gonna need

your guys' help.

I love you!

All right?

So on the count of three

he's gonna throw them.

We're gonna need your help.

One, two, three.

Oh! So close.

I think I need you to scream

a little louder than that. Come on.

One, two, three.

There you go.

Madison square Garden.

Greatest city in the world.

The Jonas Brothers fans

never get to touch the Jonas Brothers.

- We're the next best thing.

- We're the Fake Jonas Brothers.

If you can't meet the real ones,

- why not meet the fake ones?

- They're usually pretty pleased.

Jonas Brothers are living the dream.

And we're dreaming the life.

Jonas! Jonas! Jonas!

- How are you, guys?

- I'm Fake Joe.

- Hi.

- Hi, I'm Fake Nick.

- Hi, Fake Nick.

- Nice to see you. All right.

I'm Fake Kevin.

Look, it's Zac Efron.

Yeah, I can't believe

you came to the show.

Fake Zac.

- It's so good to see you, man.

- Fake Efron.

You were so awesome

in the Shanghai...

No, not Shanghai.

What's it called with Jackie Chan?

FAKE KEVIN:
Rush Hour.

Rush Hour, man.

That was tight.

- That wasn't me.

Kelly Clarkson doesn't even have

a Fake Kelly Clarkson.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, well done.

He's our fake dad.

- Yeah. Whoo!

- Yeah.

- Fake Kevin senior.

- He had Nick hair.

You're from spain, huh?

Are the Jonas Brothers popular in spain?

A little, a little.

Could you say, "I love the Jonas Brothers

more than my wife" in spanish?

Yes, I love.

What?

One, two, three.

All right, now it's your turn.

Come on, everybody!

Ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for our friend Demi Lovato.

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