Joshy Page #11
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 93 min
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- Eric:
Let's play the game.All right, okay.
Here.
You want a tissue?
Yeah. Looks used.
No. This is actually
Adam's, um, handkerchief
that his grandfather
gave him in the war.
- Oh?
- And I spit my gum
in it earlier,
- but it should be fine.
- Spitting his gum in it
is a euphemism
for using
his grandfather's
handkerchief
as a cum rag.
I got this problem.
I keep coming in my
grandfather's handkerchief.
I don't know what to do.
You gotta help me.
So, Joshua has just
rolled three ones,
which means that
we have been defeated
by the turtlesaurus.
However, the mechas
will stay strong.
- Hey, Ari?
- Hmm?
What we doing here, bud?
We're all waiting for--
to sign off before
we launch the attack.
That's very good.
You're half paying
attention,
- but I like that.
- Good. I'll be right back.
- Okay.
- This is why
the grilled cheese is so good.
This is what
i did into it.
Uh, uh, uh!
- Hi.
- Greg:
Sh*t!- Hey, man.
- Thanks for coming.
- Oh, yeah.
- Greg:
What did I do?Eric:
Hey, it's Jodi
from the bar!
- Jodi.
- That's right.
Just to catch you up,
there's been an alien
invasion.
We are the mechas.
We are the machines.
We are fighting
all these monsters.
If the monsters
continue to rise up,
specifically
the turtlesaurus,
- we're f***ed.
- Great.
- I love that kind of stuff.
- Eric:
The turtlesaurushas been a real
problemsaurus for us.
We're hoping for
a core turbo charger.
Did you say
the turtlesaurus
has been
the problemsaurus?
- It's been a problem for us.
- I'm gonna focus
on defeating
the turtlesaurus.
- Ari:
Yeah!- Eric:
Yeah!Tell me
something good!
I'll use my charge bomb.
I'll use that on
my next turn.
Greg:
Should I bust out
a charge bomb?
Ari:
I don't know
if you have one.
We just needed
to have enough
in order to dislodge
the space flicker
- and all to team up against--
- you should, in fact,
use that charge bomb
because I'd love to move
'cause this turtlesaurus
is coming out of the side.
I think that
I'm gonna probably
take a break
from my marriage.
Greg:
Oh.Okay, Eric.
I shouldn't be married.
There's no reason.
I don't wear a ring.
I've been flirting
with women all weekend.
So I shouldn't be married.
So, uh, can I roll?
Great.
Pass me the die.
It's been a--
there's a lot going on.
You guys are
a hot group, you know?
15!
Yes!
Jodi:
He's not gonna getanything above an eight.
Both:
Ee!If I meant to do
half of the things
that I did,
I'd be
a f***ing genius, man.
- Jodi:
Cool.- I'd be huge,
but I am what I am,
and that's all that I am.
I'm fine.
And I'll take
gen highway...
- Eric:
Jen?- Greg:
Jen?- Eric:
Jennifer.- Greg:
Jennifer!It's not Jennifer.
It's-- it's short
for Genesis.
- It's a man.
- Jennifer is a regular
basic b*tch, aren't you?
It's not a woman,
and don't call me Jen.
- Call me highway.
- Eric:
Okay, highway.Thank you so much
for coming.
- Eric:
We're finallyplaying the game...
- Oh, you're so welcome.
- You're not feeling...
- Adam:
This doesn'tseem really...
- What?
- ...Weird or anything?
- You're feeling weird.
- I'm feeling very weird.
- Yeah, it's cool.
- Okay.
It's okay.
I wouldn't have come
if I didn't want to.
- Oh!
- Greg:
Oh, yes!- Whoa!
- Greg:
F***, yeah, Jodi.
Okay, guys.
The game basically
comes down to this roll.
Jodi, we need
at least a 17
or the game is over.
Turtlesaurus
is victorious,
eats us, and then hides us
under his mutant shell.
17 is pretty hard.
It's, uh--
out of three dice,
that's only two in 18,
one in nine chance.
I want victory
right now.
This turtlesaurus
is not gonna get
into my life,
not tonight.
Ready?
Here we go.
Come on, Jodi.
- - And?
- All:
Oh.- F***!
Jodi:
I'm so sorry. Sh*t!
Sh*t, man!
We played-- oh,
we've been playing
this f***ing thing all night
and that happens?
Goddamn it!
- F*** you! F*** you!
- Hey, Greg, Greg, Greg.
Well, since
it's mostly, um,
like, ruined,
I'm okay.
I just had to let it out.
Goodbye, gentlemen.
- Eric:
Bye, Jodifrom the game!
- Bye!
Sorry that
i lost the game.
You know, it's a hard thing
- You did good.
- No, it's okay.
- It's not okay.
I know I could...
- You're embarrassing me.
- You're embarrassing.
- We'll talk about it
in the hall.
- Josh:
See you later, turd!- Bye, joshy.
- Josh:
Bye.- Greg:
Bye, Jodi!- Bye, guys. Cool weekend.
- Greg:
Jodi, I'm on your side.- Whatever, Greg.
that mafia is
the best board game.
Yeah, well, mafia
is not a board game.
There's no board.
There's just sort of...
- Okay. Well, then, uh...
- ...Social fun
and nonsense game.
Well, good game,
a**hole.
- Good game, sore loser.
- Yeah.
Yeah, i--
okay.
No, I'm sorry.
That is confusing.
Yeah.
And whoa!
Okay, yeah.
Okay, okay.
All right.
- Hey, Joshua.
- Thanks for coming, man.
I gotta say, Eric,
this was
a really fun weekend.
Thank you.
- Greg?
- Hey, I'm here.
Be in touch,
we'll get something planned.
I'm gonna plan a game weekend
with you, buddy.
- Let's do it,
a whole tournament.
- I love games now.
- It's your new thing.
- Yeah, so fun.
There's a lot
of great literature
about them online.
Very critical
community, so...
- Hey.
- You, too, Adam.
- Yeah.
- You, too.
- Eric:
Come back.Come back
and hang out.
- Sure, yeah,
I'd love to.
- Okay.
- I'd love to.
- Thanks.
Greg:
I'll probably never
see you guys ever again,
but that doesn't
take away from the fact
that this has been
one of the most important
weekends
of my entire life.
And I thank you.
I thank you for that.
I don't know if
you guys knew this,
but Greg was
a bit of a mess
before he got here.
- Ha.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- See you, man.
- Josh:
Bye.- Bye, guys.
Hey, guys?
Positive vibes,
positive energy!
Positive vibes,
positive energy.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna take off
as well.
Sure, man.
I'll see you.
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, of course, buddy.
- Bye.
- See you.
Ari:
Take it easy, man.
It was good
to see you.
Yeah.
Thanks for coming, man.
Sure. I would--
I would come again.
I will--
i will always be coming.
- I can't stop coming.
- All right.
- Uh...
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah?
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