Josie Page #2
- Year:
- 2018
- 100 min
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Anyway, let's get this
work out of the way.
[relaxed country music]
When the moonlight
turns the ocean blue to silver
And my dreams...
Boo!
[laughing] Oh, god!
You gonna let me in, or am
I gonna have to boot you, man?
Wow, you let a little girl
frighten you like that?
What kind of
guard are you?
Well, I didn't see you and
you shouldn't be sneaking
up on people
like that anyway.
Oh, relax. It was funny.
Ooh, wow!
What are you doing
out here anyway?
Shouldn't you be in class?
I came to say hey!
Marcus told me you
worked out here.
Yeah, we got paired up on
It's nice to have a
friend or two already.
Yeah, Marcus.
He's something.
What, you don't like him?
He ain't never been,
let's say, cooperative.
Well, I like him just fine.
So, this is a day
in the office.
Yeah.
Well, could be worse.
It's nice to get to
listen to country music
all afternoon.
You like country?
Of course.
Just the real
stuff, though.
My pop left behind a bunch
of records and my mama
would always play
Carters, Merle, Willy.
Stuff like that.
Say, that's the best.
Your daddy wasn't around
when you was growing up?
Mm, nah, just
me and my mom.
So that drawl.
Texas?
-Yes!
-You got me.
Where you from?
Here and there.
Lived a bunch of places.
Never been to
Texas though.
Yeah, it's a nice place.
this truck all day keeping
all us kids in line, what
else do you do, Hank?
Not a whole lot.
I got these, uh, I got
these tortoises I take care of.
I-I built them a little
home out on my patio.
Really?
That's kind of cool.
And I got this little
drifter too I keep tied up
over at Lake Henry.
I spend most of my
mornings out there in the
quiet, trying
to catch supper.
It's pretty peaceful.
That sounds nice.
Well, we'll have to get you
out there one day.
I'd like that.
Heh.
Hey, are you going to the
Joiner's cookout this weekend?
Cookout?
Yeah, to celebrate
Memorial Day.
Oh, yeah right, uh...
I g.. I...
Yeah, we'll see.
You should come. It'll be fun.
Yeah maybe I,
maybe I will. Maybe I will.
Alright, well, you enjoy
the rest of your day doing
whatever it is
you do out here.
[rock music]
I remember
When we met
I remember
-Romero!
-Hey!
A drink for you, enjoy.
Gracias!
And for you, my
dear, a virgin drink.
Oh, come on.
It's just for liability.
There's hooch in there.
In country, yeah, about
A group of us were in our
bunks, playing cards,
drinking whiskey, trying
to forget that we're not
home for Christmas, and
some of the guys are
And you know me, we're
going to lighten the mood,
So I look over at the bluest
son of a b*tch in the room.
And I go "Hey
Jimmy, Jesus!
Don't look so sad, there
is no way Santa's gonna
thaw his pecker in time
to nail your wife!"
[laughing]
-Yeah.
-That never gets old.
They got a laugh out of that.
Except, of course, Jimmy.
Poor bastard got his legs
blown off a few days later.
Wow...
To Jimmy!
-Yeah, to Jimmy.
-To Jimmy!
Who needs
another cold one?
I'll take one
too, Mrs. Joiner.
Well slap my ass
and call me Sally!
Hanky Panky at a
social gathering!
I uh, I hope y'all don't
mind me dropping by.
-No!
-No, of course not!
We're glad you could
make it for once.
Come on, you.
Take it easy.
Relax for a while, okay?
Hey Hank.
Hey Josie.
It's nice to see you here.
Joiners said you never
show to these things.
Sometimes, I guess.
Well, I'm glad you did because I
have a surprise for you.
Alright.
What is it?
What do you mean
"what is it?"
What's it look like?
I dunno, some sort
of stadium, I guess.
Hell yes it is.
Where'd you get it?
I made it.
No sh*t?
Well what the hell
are you waiting for?
Go get those suckers.
(Gordon) Come on, you
lazy son of a b*tch!
I put good money on you!
What'd I tell you about
gambling, Gordon?
Oh will you
shut up, Martha?
Hank, did you give
me a defective one?
The f***ing
thing won't move!
Go!
You picked him.
C'mon Francine. Keep moving.
There you go sweetheart.
There you go,
look at this.
Alright... This turtle.
This turtle is
a Goddamn idiot!
Oh, who's gonna win?
-Here we go.
-Neville!
Turn around!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
This turtle is
a f***ing idiot!
It's over, it's over!
Everyone knows the female
tortoise is the fastest.
No one asked you.
And the winner of the
first annual Pink Motel
Memorial Day Turtle Race is
Hank and his tortoise Francine.
[cheering]
[group chanting]
Francine! Francine! Francine!
I had no idea
they'd do it.
Yeah, well they didn't
have to do much.
Just go toward some food.
Yeah, but with all the
hootin' and hollerin' I
thought they
might get scared.
Well, Gordy's did but that's
just because of his cussing.
Listen, this race
was clearly rigged.
-Hanky Panky here...
-Please don't call me that.
Huh?
Please don't call
me Hanky Panky.
I can't stand it.
Oh for Christ's sakes, why
didn't you say so earlier.
(Marcus' voice) Hey, Josie!
Oh, I think that's for me.
Alright, I'm off.
Thank you so much Martha
and Gordy, I had a
Oh, you're more than
welcome, sweetheart.
What, a-are you sure
you have to leave?
(Gator) She's talking
to that f***in' weirdo.
We can go and get some,
some ice cream or something.
Oh Hank, let her go
with her friends.
She's been with the
grown ups long enough.
Y'all have a nice night.
Thanks again.
Alright, g'night!
She's a sweet girl.
Mm.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, she is, she's...
She's the, uh, kind of
girl that could make a
grown man have to go
around and knock on all
the doors in the
neighborhood, if you know
what I'm saying.
You don't have to specify,
so they don't know if, uh,
if you were touching the
no-no zone on some little
kid or doing
the [wet noise]
with some hottie who
could've been 18, but uh...
Wasn't.
Either way, well it's..
it's not a good look.
Alright, Mr. and
Mrs. Joiner.
Thank you.
Thanks for
coming by, Hank.
Make a habit of it.
Good night, Hank.
God bless America.
Yeah, God bless America.
[heavy metal music]
Oh!
[indistinct chatter]
Alright, crack open that
case, Gator, and let's get
this show on the road.
F*** yeah, f*** yeah.
Right, now Josie, tonight
there ain't none of that
okay, or drinking like a
Me and Gator here are
going to show you how to
drink like a local.
Oh, alright, let's see it.
C'mon.
Here's to you and me.
And best friends
we'll always be.
But if we ever disagree,
(together) F*** you!
And here's to me!
Hey, f*** you.
You got the jump on me.
Bullshit, Gator.
I beat you fair and square.
Alright, it's your turn.
Alright.
Y'all need someone to show
you how this is done proper.
[Gator giggles]
Yeah, right.
What's the bet?
Uh, well if either of us
win, you gotta, you gotta
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