Josie and the Pussycats
Okay, look, I can't believe
that I'm actually here...
and that I'm gonna get
to see them in the flesh,
because, like, Dujour is
like my most favorite band
of all time!
Dujour!
I just want to touch them.
I don't care which one.
I don't care where.
and all their CD's,
and all my gear is
Dujour Couture.
I mean, I straight-up love 'em,
only, you know, like brothers.
Oh, my God!
They're here!
We are here exclusive on
the tarmac as the band Dujour
heads off on their world tour.
A year ago, would you have
ever imagined number-one song,
number-one requested video?
We're number one with a bullet,
baby, comin'to you!
Marco, there's a lady up there...
"Marry me, Marco..."
with a wedding dress.
- Keep buyin' the records, baby!
- Can you send it back to
all the guys in the studio?
What's up, John?
- Marco!
All right, boys. We'll land
in Riverdale in half an hour.
Then on to the Riverdale
Rise and Shine show.
Afternoon in-store gig
at 8.00. Questions?
Yeah, Wyatt, how come
my limited-edition Coke can
has me with a goatee...
when everybody knows
I shaved into a soul patch for
the 'Don't Tell Your Papa' video?
This is wiggity-wack, Wyatt.
You're supposed to be
on top of this.
No, what's wiggity-wack
is your damn monkey.
Here we go with
the monkey again.
DJ D.J. with the monkey.
Yes, here we go again.
First it pooed on my incense.
Then it decided to poo
on my two little balls.
And then it pooed on my
picture of Swami Mukananda.
Will you please tell
this man that Dujour
means hygiene?
Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius
the proper respect, Dr. Zaius
will stop showin' you the poo!
- Gentlemen...
- I'm gonna kill you!
Okay! Now, enough of this.
I'm gonna rip out
your heart!
Eye contact, hand.
Eye contact, hand.
We'll talk to Coke
about the cans...
and try and clean up
after the doctor, okay?
Okay?
- Yo, man, I'm sorry.
My bad.
- It's all good.
Wyatt?
Yes?
Could you maybe talk to Marco
about him always doing my face?
You remember in the What video
I established the... face?
Eversince then, everytime
you see Marco, he's doing
the... face, and it's mine.
You look at him on TRL.
"Hi, Carson."
Look at him on
the Kid's Choice Awards.
"This is ours. Thanks."
Then right here on the cover
of Seventeen magazine.
"Hi, little girl.
Beauty secrets?"
It's my face.
It's my face.
Travis, am I, uh...
doin' your face,
'cause... God forbid
I'd... do your face, 'cause
it's... such a good face.
- That's it!
- Boys, boys, boys.
- Hold it!
- Dujour means friendship.
Thank you, Les.
Now, listen to me.
Let's all take a moment.
When we land, I will
call the choreographer, and
she will give you a new face.
- Too bad your mama couldn't
give you a good face.
- Take that back right now!
- I'm sorry, Travis.
- Thank you.
You can have a new face too.
- Dujour means family.
- Dujour means teamwork.
Teamwork.
- So, how are we?
Are we good?
- Yeah.
- Are we happy?
- Happy.
- Are we dope?
- Word.
- Wicked.
- Yo, Wyatt, Wyatt, there was one more thing.
Yes?
Well, we were working
on some remixes of
the last single, right?
We heard like a really
strange background track.
We were wondering whether
or not you knew what
it was all about.
Gee. You know,
I have no idea what that was.
Where did it come from?
- I mean, Wyatt,
we just want some answers.
- The answers, I will provide.
I'll be right back.
Take the Chevy to the levee.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hey, that guy in the parachute
looks just like Wyatt.
Oh, yeah?
Does he look like this?
Or like this?
- That's it.
- Break it up!
- Dujour means seat belts!
Dujour means
crash positions!
Looks like we need
to find a new band.
Thank you.
- Thank you, guys.
- Real nice.
Thanks for comin' out.
You're a great crowd.
Okay, girls.
We need the lane now...
and your shoes.
- So how'd we do?
- Twenty dollars... minus
five dollars shoe rental.
Fifteen dollars.
Each.
Five dollars.
All things considered,
I'd say this was
our best show yet.
We just need to
build a following.
Look, skanky had a rock show,
and nobody came.
Did you guys all coordinate
before you left the house,
or are you wearing
the same thing by accident?
At least we're not
They're not bunny.
They're leopard.
And they're not stupid.
They're special.
- We're special.
- Yeah, special... ed.
Enjoy the gutters, Josie.
You'll be playing there forever.
Hey. Hey, come on.
Who's a rock star?
Who's a rock star?
I am.
That's right.
There you go.
Lookin' good, McCoy!
Alan M, what's...
What's goin' on?
Uh, the, uh, truck died.
Josie
#Did I bust the carburetor#
#Overload the alternator#
Jump in anytime.
- #Abused the accelerator#
- Nice.
You can't drive this uphill
when it's hot outside.
I told you.
You don't deserve
a truck this good.
You totally take it for granted.
#Takin' my truck for granted#
#She says I'm taking
my truck for granted#
Um, Jose?
Did, uh...
Did you ever want to tell
someone something, but...
but you weren't sure
if you should, you know?
Yeah.
'Cause you didn't know what
their reaction might be or if
it was the right thing to do?
You should tell them.
You should always tell them.
'Cause there's this guy at work,
and he just reeks, you know?
A guy?
Yeah.
- Smelly guy.
- Oh, God, Josie, no, not just smelly.
I'm talking, like,
hot, wet garbage on a sunny day.
I think there's a problem.
It's like a stadium bathroom
or something.
No one seems to want
to say anything about it.
I know you would say
something though, right?
Yeah. See, that's
what I love about you.
- We can just talk about stuff.
- That's what I'm here for.
- That's so cool.
- Ah!
Mmm! Good ramen.
how far one pack can go.
Honk, honk.
Who brought doughnuts?
I hope you don't think
that this makes up for
your missing our gig.
Sure we didn't miss much.
Nice management skills,
brother. Build yourself
a nice fat girl group.
Hello, Alexandra.
Have you lost some weight?
Bite me, Bambi!
Okay, Alexandra, why don't
you go wait in the car?
- Make me, nose job.
- Implants.
- Penile... Ow!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
That's the second time
today, isn 't it?
Ow! Ow.
So, ladies, how'd our set go?
You would know
if you had been there.
Hey, honey, I'm running
a management company here.
I can't be everywhere at once.
Wouldn't that be cool
though if you could?
I could be here and in there,
and I could be
in the living room...
and in the family room
and overhere!
Alexander, you don't
have any other clients.
Where else do you need to be?
On the streets, spreading
the gospel of the Pussycats.
I'm out there working
my butt off for you guys.
I'm handing out fliers.
I'm working the masses.
Waiting in line
for Dujour tickets.
It's for business.
l... It, uh...
Checking out the competition.
I don't like Dujour, like, it's Dujour.
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