Judwaa 2 Page #3

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"Look at Ram's gait."

"It's so explosive."

But someone jinxed

my brother's gait.

And the local goon broke his leg.

The doctor said that my

brother's legs are beyond repair.

We need to arrange Rs. 50 lakh.

- What?

Yes.

I already paid

the first instalment.

How?

A cricket umpire was missing

a finger.

I gave him my finger.

But you have all ten fingers.

- He had 11.

11 fingers?

- And he cut off one.

Do you know how I paid

the second instalment?

There was an RJ. Radio Jockey.

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He was dumb.

We gave him his tongue.

Nandu, give him a demo.

First, I cut off my tongue

and then, gave it to him.

Cut off your tongue?

- Yes.

The doctor is calling.

- Give it to him.

What do I tell the doctor?

What do I tell him?

- Talk to him.

Please talk to him, Mr. Pappu.

- No, you do.

What should I say to him?

- Look..

Talk to him.

You do so much for your family

and friends.

You're an angel.

You've awakened the human

inside me.

I'll send you.

Even if I have to sell my home

or my office.

Even if I become bankrupt

I will send you to London.

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

I'll send you to Heathrow.

Raja..

This is a really nice place.

- Why?

We can touch the air hostess

whenever she comes and goes.

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We can touch the air hostess

whenever she comes and goes.

Hey, Nandu!

- Oh, sorry.

May I help you?

- Hi! Where is this seat?

Just over there.

Move.

- What a view!

Move! Your jacket.

These days,

airplanes are so crowded.

What?

- What? It's my seat.

How are you? Are you single?

- Excuse me?

I am talking to her.

Hi.

- Hi

How are you? - Yeah..

- London?

Me too. Together..

- Do you want to change?

No.

- No, I like my seat.

Nice seat.

'Ladies and gentlemen,

this is your captain speaking.'

'We are experiencing

a little turbulence.'

Hey, student of the fear!

First time traveller?

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Hey, student of the fear!

First time traveller?

Yes.

- Oh!

I mean, the first time this week.

- Oh!

Actually, you know what?

If you're scared, you can sing..

It really works, you should try it.

- Scared?

Who is scared?

Raja, this plane is going to crash.

- It's just turbulence.

Please, don't panic.

- Excuse me, ma'am.

It is just a turbulence.

Raja! Raja!

- Put on your seat belt.

The air hostess stammers too.

She's saying 'turbulence'

instead of 'ambulance'.

Who gives them the licence?

Raja..

- Yes, Nandu?

Wooing the girl?

- No, Nandu.

Cosying up with her?

- No, Nandu.

Open your eyes.

You're in my blanket? How cheap!

- Excuse me! This is my blanket.

That one is yours.

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By the way, your last line,

'how cheap', was really hurting.

But you cosying up to me in

my blanket was really romantic.

Shut up!

'Ladies and gentlemen, we've safely

landed at London Heathrow Airport.'

'We hope

you have enjoyed your flight.'

We're in London!

We've arrived in London, Nandu!

Yeah!

Good day.

- You.. - What the..

What's happening to me?

Oh, God! Stop it!

- Sorry, sorry.. Just look!

Something's happening to me.

What can I do?

Hey, stop it. Stop it, man.

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What's wrong with you?

- Hey, what are you doing?

Come on..

Wow!

At the college's annual music event

you're going to rock it, man.

I'll try.

- Hi. Samaara.

Prem. Prem Malhotra.

- Prem, you're awesome.

I am sure you could've showed

your skills that day

but all thanks to Rocky..

He's kind of absurd!

He's crazy.

Prem, can I ask you for a favour?

Anything.

Can you teach me some music?

Well, I can teach you music

from A to Z.

Okay! So, my place?

I mean, you can teach me music

at my place, at 4 p.m.

Then I'll be there

at your place today at 4 p.m.

Today? Well, it's already 5 p.m.

- Oh!

Sorry.

- Tomorrow. Tomorrow at 4 p.m.

Yeah, tomorrow 4 p.m.

- Okay.

Yeah. - Great.

- All right.

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Thanks.

- Cheers.

And you're really good.

Tomorrow, 4 p.m.

Hello!

What are you doing?

- What am I doing?

What if Rocky finds out that you're

going over to Samaara's house?

Then you'd be.. - Why would Rocky

have a problem if I meet Samaara?

Because she's mine. - Yeah.

- Stay away from Samaara.

Or else, I'll deactivate you

like this SIM card.

What are you doing?

What are you doing, Raja?

We're in an airport,

everyone's watching.

Raja, what's happening?

What is happening?

Raja, what's wrong?

What happened?

Shall I call for a doctor?

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Hi!

- Bye!

Remember me

in your prayers and kisses.

Hey, Raja..

Mad!

Raja, what keeps happening to you?

In the airplane,

you were doing such antics.

And while collecting your luggage

you were acting obscene! - Nandu,

I wasn't doing it intentionally.

It felt like someone caught me.

I don't get it.

- Hey, Raja.. - Yes?

I think you're going crazy

out of happiness.

Yes, because it's the first time

I flew in an airplane.

That's why.. - Welcome to London,

Mr. Raja, Mr. Nandu.

How do you know Raja?

- Well, Pappu Passport sent me.

Pappu Passport?

- Yes.

Pappu Passport insisted that

I should take good care of you two.

So, I've made all the arrangements.

Free car, along with pickup

and drop facility.

Free boarding, free food..

And a free massage, every

two hours. - With coconut oil?

No, stupid!

With London police's truncheon.

Inspector Dhillon, London Police.

Look, you can arrest us

if you want. - I will.

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Look, you can arrest us

if you want. - I will.

But I would like to say something.

- Go ahead.

My father is sick.

What's wrong with your father?

He got hurt and fell.

A man first falls down

and then gets hurt.

He fell asleep

and the fan fell on him. - Oh, my!

Bam!

Hey, relax!

We came here for his treatment.

Even paid Pappu Passport.

I sold my kidney for it.

You sold a kidney?

- I did.

I am not worried about the kidney.

But when my father finds out

that his son is rotting

in Dhillon's jail

my poor sick father won't even

be able to commit suicide.

Why? Why not..

- The fan already fell on him!

There is no fan!

- Oh, yes!

Then how will he hang himself?

Phone.. Let him talk.

It's my father calling. My father.

Will you talk to him?

- Stop it. You'll make me cry.

You live in London and make

fun of the poor like us?

Lord, there's so much

sorrow in the world.

Do you have a handkerchief?

- Give it to him.

Here you go.

Wipe your tears properly.

There's so much sorrow

in this world.

There's more sorrow than the number

of people in this world.

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May God bless everyone.

Hey, Watermelon.

- It's Dhillon.

Whatever! Those two?

Are they Raja and Nandu?

No..

What the.. Oh, yes!

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