Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer Page #8

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you get a prize if you find me.

- (GASPS)

- Front row seats!

Wow, thanks! Are we

the first ones to find you?

Not exactly.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Thanks for getting me

a ticket to the circus.

Yeah, sure. Sorry

I was such a fun mop.

Sponge.

- Whatever. Want some?

- (GROANS)

ZEKE:
Bigfoot loves cotton candy.

Look!

(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Hey, it's Rocky!

And he's sweeping elephant poop!

I knew it!

Hey, Rocky! Hey!

- JUDY:
Hey!

- Hey, Judy!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to the Zangzini Family Circus!

Let the show begin!

Do we have a volunteer

from the audience?

Someone brave enough

to get sawed in half?

Me, me, me!

Hmmm.

- OPAL:
Pick Judy!

- JUDY:
Pick me, me!

Pick the girl

in the green.

You, young lady!

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

- Hey, Judy.

- Hey, Rocky!

Ooh, I missed you so much.

I missed you, too. Hop in.

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

Watch this.

Ta-da!

Wow, Rock!

Judy, that is uber-cool!

OK, could you put her back

together now, please?

Yeah, 'cause we

only just got home,

and we'd like our little girl

in one piece.

JUDY:
Don't worry, Mom.

It really didn't hurt that much.

AMY:
Can we try, Judy?

FRANK:
"We"? You try it!

AMY AND JUDY:
Frank!

Can I borrow Judy tonight?

They're way too serious. Don't you think?

(GROWLING)

Ta-da!

- You fixed them!

- Yup.

Wow!

(GROWLING)

JUDY:
Yay!

We did it! We did it!

(BOTH CHEERING)

Yay!

Oh, I'm so happy!

Aren't you glad you didn't spend

the rest of your summer in your room?

Oh, for sure

and absolute positive.

I wouldn't have put a hat

on a lion or gone on a stake-out

- or fallen off a tightrope.

- Or had a poop picnic.

Or found Mr. Todd.

Or been in a car chase.

Or gotten sawed in half.

Or met you.

Hey, I've got an idea. How about

you don't leave tomorrow?

How about you come

live with us?

Oh. (GROANS HAPPILY)

What about this:

Next summer, I'm thinking of

wrapping the Eiffel Tower

in 10,000 scarves.

- Do you wanna help me?

- For real?

That would be

on-top-of-spaghetti rare!

I never thought we could

top this summer, but Paris?

Wow!

Paris. Next summer.

Be there! I love you!

- MOM:
Bye!

- JUDY:
Love you back!

STINK:
Bye!

See you next summer!

OPAL:
Goodbye, Judy!

Bye, Stink! This was the best!

Bye!

OPAL:
I love you!

Fifty cents to touch Bigfoot!

Fifty cents to touch this?

Are you nuts, Stink?

Do you have change for a dollar?

Yes! Sure.

- Hey, thanks for fixing my bike.

- Yeah, sure, no problem.

- (SQUISHING SOUND)

- Eww.

(KIDS CHATTERING)

BOY:
Awesome!

Fifty cents

to touch Bigfoot!

Hey! This was my idea.

Aunt Opal says

art belongs to everyone.

Besides, I have to earn money

for the Eiffel Tower!

- Fifty cents a touch!

- (MEOWING)

JUDY:
For a dollar,

Bigfoot will shake your hand!

DAD:
Or better yet, for a hundred dollars

we'll move him to your yard!

For a thousand dollars,

I'll tell you where the real Bigfoot lives!

(POP MUSIC PLAYS)

(MOANING)

(GASPS) Don't do that.

That's not in the script.

Mom! Whoa!

(BOTH GROAN)

(SCREAMS)

Just wait a sec.

- OK, OK.

- Cut.

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