Jue dai shuang jiao Page #2

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ancient times

With these pieces I will be rich

These silver pieces are for you, Im rich

I'm rich

I'm rich

So much silver

Could it really be true that

smashed porcelain

Is valuable?

Let me smash it

This is valuable

So is that

Where's my silver?

Where did you put it?

I had it on me

Now it's gone

Look for it quick

Can't find it

Look again

Can't find it

Old sir, have you dropped your wallet?

Yes

Is it golden in color?

Yes...

It's been stolen from the

antique shop keeper

Yes, let's go find him

Quick

So he really stole my wallet

Nonsense, these silver pieces

were given me by a man

Who bought smashed porcelain

Are you such an old fool?

Would anyone use so many silver pieces

To buy smashed porcelain?

That's right

Believe it or not

Only smashed porcelain is valuable now

Look how much Ive smashed

He's crazy

Beat him...

Why are you hitting people?

Beat him

Brothers

Good, hit him

Your game is quite fun

You again?

Make way

Have you seen a

Young man in white?

No

Hey, Im here

You want me? Follow me

Chase

What do you want with me?

We want a piece of paper you have on you

Alright

You want something from me?

Come and get it

Attack

Good

Well? Do you want it or not?

Yes

Mo brothers

Right

Are we mo. brothers

Good enough to get it from you?

No

Neither are you

The green fairy

Yes, it's me

Let me take care of them

Then get it from you

Let's go

Strange

What's wrong? I saved you

And this is the way you thank me?

Sorry

Thank you

You dare to save me from her

You've got guts

Who is she?

She is the famous green fairy

She's been around for only a year

And fifty to sixty martial artists

have already

Been defeated by her

I don't care who she is

It's her rotten luck to have bumped

into me

Show me what you have on you

What?

What they've risked their lives to get

It's not on me

Not on you?

You can at least tell me what it is

A treasure map

I don't want such things

I have treasures everywhere

Why waste my energy?

So thirsty

Great, there's a well out there

Here is a bowl

I'll get you some water

You wouldn't run away, would you?

Why would I?

The water is nice

What are you doing?

I just saw a rat

You said you were thirsty,

why aren't you drinking?

I fear the water might be poisoned

If it were, I would die first

Right

So sweet

Oh no

The water is poisoned

It's not

But I drugged your bowl of water

Why?

Because Im going somewhere you can't

I'm fainting, why?

Of course

You drank your own drug

What?

When I threw the branch

I switched the bowl

I tell you frankly

I knew this trick since I was two

What... do you want?

Nothing

Just to get from you

The treasure map

This fool...

Why is he sleeping here?

Who's this?

Who is this?

You don't know him

I don't know him at all

Strange, why is he sleeping here?

Fool, he is not asleep

He's been drugged

Drugged?

Get me a bucket of water

Yes

You...

Am I very old?

No, miss

You're not to call me miss

Why are you still standing there

like a dummy?

Get some water, go

Hitting people indiscriminately

How come there isn't any?

Water's here...

Sorry...

Why have you numbed my pressure point?

What do you think I would do?

For someone as ugly as you, say,

even if you strip

I would have no interest

I struck your pressure point

to take revenge

Who are you?

Why should I tell you?

I'll never forget you

That's good

I'll leave you another sweet memory

You...

Your pressure point...

Will automatically resume normal

in 4 hours,

You must remember me

Fondly remembering the day

we were happy that year...

Don't ever let me see you again

Hey, you...

You're awake

What did you do to me?

Nothing much, I took off your clothes

And searched all over

I searched everywhere

What?

You searched everywhere?

Yes

Why didn't you tell me

You're a girl?

Had you told me

I would not have stripped your clothes

Had I not stripped your clothes

I would not have...

Would not have what?

You know, though Im young

I'm essentially a man

That's why...

That's why what?

That's why I made a mistake

What's done is done, it's meaningless

even you kill me

You might as well just marry me

I'd rather marry a pile of logs

What did you say?

You're as skinny as a log, if I marry you

Wouldn't I be sleeping with a log?

You want to die?

What do you want?

Do you want to kill me or marry me?

Who is marrying you?

So you have a man already

Heavens

It's my first time and Ive

Got second-Hand goods

What rotten luck

You heartless bastard

You second-Hand item

You've cheated my feelings

and want to kill me too?

Shut up

I swear to the heavens

I have never met a man

As heartless as you

Just my damn luck

Wait, before you die

Hear me out

You want to say something?

Yes

I swear to the heavens

I have never touched a woman

Including you

Then... you didn't...

Though I know you would be disappointed

I really didn't

But my clothes...

Your clothes were indeed stripped

For you said something about

a treasure map

Right

My shoes?

I threw them away, they smelled

Where did you throw them?

Into the sea

The middle of the sea,

they can't be found anymore

Damn, you'll be the death of me

Why? I didn't do that thing

Did you know the map was in my shoes?

That piece of stinking,

yellow rotten paper?

What? Rotten paper? Over these ten years

Many have used different tricks

To get it

Then the green fairy you mentioned

Was also after this?

Not really

She is miss mu Yung Ching from

the mu Yung family

The owner of the map

Was her mother's childhood friend

Some say her mother's lover

She's come to get the map and

Return it to its rightful owner

Who's that?

Yin nan Tien

So the treasure belongs to uncle yin

It's not yours, why do you want it?

I want to

Exchange it for my father's life

Who's your father?

I am Tieh sin nan

My father is one of the ten villains,

Tieh chin

Ten villains? Where are they?

Villains' valley, naturally

Who says so?

A renowned martial artist

You've been fooled, Im Jiang Xiao Yu

From villains' valley

Your father is not there

What proof do you have?

None

I speak the truth

And need no proof

Alright... I'll tell you frankly

I took your map, it's here

Take it and find your father

if you don't believe me

Where are you going?

To find the person who has cheated me

You should take this with you

if you're leaving

If someone knows I had the treasure map

I'll be in trouble

I'll swallow it

Then Ill eviscerate you to get it

Don't move

Your kung Fu is very good

May I ask what school...

Have you heard of villains' valley?

You're related to my grand teacher,

cannibal li da Jue?

Happens to be my teacher

Then how is my teacher

The smiling dagger ha err

related to you?

My junior brother

One big family...

Greetings, senior uncle...

Quick

Yes

Quick...

Yes...

So tiring to ride in a sedan for so long

So itchy...

Scratch it... scratch...

Yes

So fragrant

Here's the food

Uncle, please eat

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