Julefrokosten Page #4

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- Stop?

- Bulldog, what are you doing? No!

- No?

There, now.

Easy. Easy...

Easy, now.

There...

CLIENTS:

These will make you feel better.

Here's some of Holger's old clothes.

Join us when you're ready, okay?

Thanks.

- Holger, do you sleep here, too?

- Yes.

- Don't you two ever take time off?

- Sure!

All weekends and holidays,

except Sundays.

- That's for relaxing with paperwork.

- Did Amalie ever ask for time off?

Hm... Yes! Twice a year

for her dental appointments.

So, don't say

she doesn't have fun.

The socks on the lamp are clean,

by the way.

Patrick?

If it isn't Anders Bo!

Risen from the dead!

For he's a jolly good fellow

yes he's a jolly good fellow

for he's a jolly good fellow

the foreman of the shop

No, he's not, Holger!

Like hell he is.

No, Wussy.

Hey, Torben!

There's still schnapps left!

- He looks great in my old clothes.

- Just like you, when you were young.

That's what I'm saying.

Amalie, why don't you take

a vacation? Pamper yourself a little.

- I'm sure I can run this thing alone.

- Without me?

What brought this on

all of a sudden?

It's not sudden at all.

A father always ponders

what's best for his girl.

The dance floor is open.

Let's all hit it hard. Polina?

- Quite a lively wife you've got there.

- Yes... yeah.

She does what feels right... to her.

We met on the internet and...

... and when I'd paid,

she came to Denmark.

She has great mileage, Nico!

It's wonderful that others find pleasure

in her company... and not just me.

- Am I interrupting something?

- Not at all.

- Would you like to dance?

- Sure.

Hang on.

I can't dance in these.

Gunnar!

I wanna show you something!

I'm glad you like our new foreman.

But look out for yourself, okay?

He seems very nice.

But I don't really know him.

No, I didn't know Polina, either.

If I hadn't snatched her up right there,

someone else would have.

How does that make you feel?

I can see

why Torben gets mad at you.

You only focus on the feelings

of others and not your own.

How does that make you feel?

- This had better be important!

- What are you doing?

- Your mom rocks at bowling.

- Bowling?

- I got her a Wii. She's kicking my ass!

- She doesn't like stuff like that.

That's not what I'm seeing!

She loves it!

And the massage chair and spa

fit perfectly!

- You gave her a spa?

- With plenty of room for two!

Why does Holger

keep a photo of you in his office?

I told you! He's weird!

Get the client list, and get the hell out!

Yes.

Hey, sailor. You and I

have a dirty date on the dance floor.

If you've got the guts.

I'm not sure...

- I see you changed shoes.

- Yes.

Let's dance,

before you hurt yourself even worse.

Let's go.

Hey!

This one is for you, Polina!

Go, go Polina!

Polish it, Polina!

It's getting hot in here.

Did we miss something?

Shall we?

- Bulldog...

- Hang on, hey...

- Bulldog, we'll dance later, okay?

- Amalie?

Amalie, I'll be right back.

Why the hell does everyone leave

their drinks up here?

- Nico, can I trust you?

- Sure.

- Hey! Can I trust you?

- Does a monkey scratch its ass?

Aw, Bulldog.

Will I get a Mastodont car?

Take care of Bulldog,

and I'll pave the way for you, okay?

- There you go, Bulldog!

- Damn, what a hairy butt!

It's cute!

- Let's see yours, Stella.

- No!

No!

- Stella what are those marks?

- Bulldog did that.

- Torben's going to vacuum!

- No, no, Torben. Join in.

- No, I'm way too busy.

- Let's see your tiny ass.

Look!

Bulldog!

- Seriously!

- Apologize, Bulldog!

And to Anders Bo, as well.

- Friends?

- Wait a...

- Friends.

- Stop, Bulldog. No, no!

- Not friends?

- Sure.

- Huh?

- Yes. Friends.

- Will I get a car like this?

- I wouldn't count on anything now!

Patrick will figure something out.

Look, a shiny new manual.

- It was a stupid plan.

- A great plan, if you ask me.

If you'd been exposed to half the crap

Holger put Patrick through -

- you'd also do whatever it took

to shut this place down.

It's got Global Anti-theft Protection

and GPS tracking.

Crap?

What' did Holger ever do to Patrick?

Didn't you hear?

Patrick was supposed to take over...

Come have a look!

- Wow, Patrick. What a car!

- Yeah, don't you think?

- It's beautiful.

- Look! Automatic transmission!

- Ain't that something.

- Far out, huh?

- Our company bought it.

- My company?

I learned it at trade school. We should

sell new cars, just like this one.

Look at these drawings

of our facade expansion.

It's a giant showroom.

The 'show what you've got' strategy.

- It's too expensive.

- We'll finance it with a loan.

And we'll import new cars.

It'll be groovy!

I'm proud of you, Patrick.

You're full of good ideas -

- that are very costly.

But they sure are... uh... gravy.

- What about the company name?

- What about it?

- How do you like this?

- Absolutely not!

Your mother came up with the brilliant

'Holger's Auto', and that stays!

And that's...

Marshmallows!

Patrick, you got me marshmallows!

Don't you get it? I went all the way

to Hamburg and back to get the car!

No harm done! Now we can have

a cosy old time together!

Open these. Oh my god,

marshmallows are so tasty!

- Take a chill pill, would you!

- Cherry Coke!

You will live to regret this, dad!

I'll show you

how to run a car dealership!

He survived on marshmallows and

cherry coke for 2 weeks in that trunk.

- It explains Holger's claustrophobia.

- Don't ever feed him marshmallows.

The rest, as they say,

is history.

So, all this is because

of a family feud.

- Nico, I need to make a call.

- Sure.

I'll see you in there.

- Yeah. May I take...

- Go ahead.

- Patrick's phone, Gerda here.

- Mom?

Hi, sweetie. Can this wait?

I'm in the middle of a fight.

Is it Anders Bo?

Won't he join us?

- Put Patrick on.

- I thought he was with you.

He should be there any minute now.

He left 10 minutes ago.

Mom?

Where have you been?

I've missed you terribly!

- Have you seen Amalie?

- Whoah! It's freezing!

- How about some coffee?

- There are other ways to get warm!

On the third day of Christmas

my true love gave to me...

Stella?

- We'rejust having fun.

- You've had one drink too many.

- Stay!

- Stella, let go of him!

- You just don't want to share him!

- Let go before someone gets hurt!

Okay!

But you had your chance, mister!

Wave goodbye to it, Gunnar Bo!

- I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm okay.

She's always like that

at our Christmas parties.

Anders Bo, I was wondering...

Would you join me

on a ski vacation to Italy?

Uh, Amalie...

There's something

I need to tell you...

Is that Torben?

What's he doing?

Torben?

Get lost!

Stay away from me!

Stop!

You're too drunk to drive!

- Stop that!

- Stop, Anders Bo!

What's that smell?

You could get killed!

Everyone would miss you!

- Nobody here cares about me.

- Yes, they do!

- Wussy always thinks about you.

- I feel sick.

Holger knows you need 5 spoonfuls

instant coffee on Fridays.

He attends all your team's matches,

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