Juliet of the Spirits

JULIET OF THE SPIRITS

- The candles, signora?

- No, she'll do it.

Right. I'll light them.

Is it the red?

I like the blond one better.

Teresina, I can decide myself.

Sorry, signora.

I love the blond one.

But this one suits you, too.

- What shoes, signora?

- I'm wearing them, Teresina!

I really wanted to give you a present,

but I sent my money home.

Never mind. Next time.

This one looks really pretty on you.

It doesn't! I look awful.

I won't wear any.

I'm sick of this dress!

Throw it out.

This thing too!

Here, you can have it.

Signora, do you know what you're getting

for your anniversary?

Your gift for him is so beautiful.

Signora, your husband's here!

Get off the bed, you!

Hurry, he's in the garden!

Let me try it.

Teresina, quick, my dress!

You know, signora,

I feel so excited.

How beautiful!

Is the other room all set?

- Is it all right?

- Light the candles.

His gift is under his napkin.

You've only one earring on!

I left it in the bathroom.

Get it, please.

Turn off the lights.

What's the matter?

The power's out?

What's happening?

What are you all doing there?

You're right! I'm so sorry.

It's so beastly of me!

To think I even wrote it down.

But I have a surprise, too.

Welcome, everyone!

It's our wedding anniversary.

Juliet, look who's here!

Happy anniversary!

It's their anniversary. Look.

- Lights!

- Look what your friend Val brought you.

Thanks. What is it?

It's a charm against spirits!

You must hang it here.

- Hi, Juliet.

- Let me look at you!

It's been 15 years, my friends!

That dog's been so nervous

for the past two or three days. Down!

That's Genius, the greatest

clairvoyant on earth.

I know everything about you.

You're an Aquarius, right?

Lots of famous people are.

- Always a pleasure to see you!

- Don't be bothersome!

Astrology is a fascinating science!

Say, girls! What's cooking?

Juliet, make us something.

- Well, what?

- Anything.

They've made up.

He opens his mouth

and I get angry. It's so stupid!

I'll cook! I'll make my famous

pilaf la Dolores!

Have you got any paprika?

- Red pepper.

- Even better.

- Let me help.

No, it's a secret recipe!

Sculpting, cooking and making love:

My three vocations!

Have you found

your conquering angel?

I saw you at Vigor, the gym.

Never been there.

I did some bodybuilding too.

Let's see.

Romolo, pick me up.

What's up, handsome?

It's all here in the cards, see.

Right? You're so mysterious

not even my cards can read you.

- And now, signora?

- Do we have to feed them all?

Sure, they're our guests.

Where's Juliet? Can I go?

Don't be silly

and start crying.

Genius, come feel Juliet's vibes!

You look like a doll tonight!

I've got so much to tell you.

Dear counselor,

your sister's doubts are no mystery.

The Indians already knew everything,

like the Egyptians,

the Etruscans and the Chinese.

Right, last night I dreamt...

I'm sorry.

This is not the right time.

Another time, Val.

Sit down.

He'll do the pendulum.

Clear your mind of all thoughts.

Take off my jacket.

Yes, maestro.

Things are taking a good turn!

A strong magnetic charge!

This house...

who lived here before you?

The charge's positive, see?

It's moving clockwise.

- Who's there?

- Me!

It's not a good time.

- What's up?

- Nothing!

Are you bad-mouthing me?

What's up?

Don't just walk in. It's a shock!

Sorry for bringing so many people,

They dropped by.

What could I do?

It's fine.

They're all very nice.

Giorgio.

Do you love me?

Good luck to you both!

To the bride and groom!

- Are you married?

- Would I cheer if I were?

Lying is much more heroic.

We'll give you a gold medal, then.

Does the lady know

she's living with a hero?

Sit around the table.

Don't cross your legs.

I'll purify the air.

Cutie...

No cats!

They attract restless souls!

Quiet!

Take your sance and...

You two can go to bed now.

She said she wouldn't do it anymore,

it scares me so.

Go, go ahead!

I feel many presences!

They've already gathered.

I'm sorry, it's the incense.

Focus.

Create your inner void.

I feel a new presence.

Somebody who's never been here

is trying to communicate.

How's the charge, maestro?

Tell it to fill my bottle.

It's empty.

One...

Don't breathe.

Two...

A longer step, longer. One...

Here it is!

Speak to it, maestro.

Spirit, do you wish to be known?

It said "I"...

..."R"...

..."H"...

..."I"...

- Didn't it say "H"?

- Shut up. It said "I".

"S"...Iris. It's a woman.

Iris! Such a pretty name!

I wonder who she was.

Could you tell us

who you are?

She said she's gorgeous.

Right, maestro?

Yes, she did.

Iris, listen. Are you here

with a message for us?

She said:
"Love for everybody."

What a sweet message!

Listen Iris, could you tell us...

What is it?

- Interference, perhaps.

Are you still there, Iris?

It said:
"No."

Let's listen.

Who are you?

Olaf.

He said his name is Olaf.

You're Turkish, am I right?

He said you are Turkish.

Send a message for each of us.

To help us through this life.

What can you tell our friend?

- "Whore."

- No, you've misunderstood me.

Trollop. He says, "Big Trollop."

It isn't really an insult.

- What was that?

- He said "Big Trollop"!

Poor soul, rest in peace.

Professor, send him on his way.

Who's this?

They hung up.

A message for you, Juliet.

Who do you think you are?

You're nothing.

You don't mean a thing

to anybody.

You're a derelict!

Hold it!

Don't break the chain.

- What's happening?

- Who's feeling ill?

Switch the light on, now!

Adults playing such games!

It was an otherworldly message.

Olaf, leave now!

Yes, I understand. Ciao.

I'm here, silly!

You gave us such a fright!

Still, this lady is very gifted.

Very, very gifted.

Elisabetta!

Has my husband left?

He just left, signora.

He didn't want to wake you,

because you were up so late.

He won't be home for dinner.

The nanny took your nieces

to the beach.

The pond needed some cleaning.

The leaves stop up the drains.

Bravo, Gasperino.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

I'd like to fly

into the arms

The arms of my beauty

- Go away. Shall I get the plumber?

- Yes, fine.

He's from my village.

The water tank is still very noisy.

"For everybody."

"Love for everybody."

I'll set the table right away.

Iris?

Have you ever heard

radio transmissions on a plane?

The ether is full of voices

giving orders.

Human voices,

voices full of phlegm.

Such naivete is

offensive to reason.

They're electric fields,

unidentified substances.

What about communications

from other planets?

- You, be quiet!

- Let me speak.

I read in Reader's Digest...

I'd advise you against

these experiments.

As a child, I'd just shut my eyes,

and I would see...

I would close my eyes and see balls!

In beautiful colors!

Good for you!

Castles, nocturnal plants, forests

and little tiny faces.

They stared at me

with sparkling eyes.

I was afraid.

Still, it was beautiful.

It went on for years,

and then, nothing.

I just had to close my eyes...

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